This story is one that is unlike any other, this story isn't about happiness with a happy ending, no this story is one struggle after another with the various characters of to the survivor of this story in the world of smash…….. We now take you to our featured Presentation.
Oh and I don't own anything held by Nintendo and its affiliates of Super Smash Bros.
However I own this story and any ideas from it…. Don't steal from me I get angry…
It is a bright, cold, and below freezing day in the western Appalachia, the area of where I tread through after a long day of school, and need to cool off and relax; what makes this much worse is that I get my car stuck in the snow on top of a huge and exuberant sheet of ice, that without chains, is impossible to get over. Luckily I didn't live far down the road from where I was at and could most certainly get some help; I walk 5 minutes to my house much to my surprise… okay not really, praying people were home, well I wasn't getting this today. I grabbed the chains for my tires and hurriedly ran down the road to out of nowhere I slipped into a sea of blackness and nothing and floated there for what seems like an eternity.
After what it seems like I had been laying there for hours and hours on end I finally awoke and it was a barren, desolate, uninhabitable area with vegetation, nothing but rocks and destruction by an apparent battle. I walked for several miles up country side and majestic scenes; oh who the hell am I kidding I'm walking in a f****** canyon full of rocks, feel like I'm in Arizona only much worse and its kind of cold, much better I might add then western Appalachia this time of the year. Okay, now after my little rant, I scaled rock walls to finally reach the ledge and finally see a sky, or what resembles it from what I had seen at what apparently was a canyon, I walked approximately 10-15 steps and turned around to see something that both shocked me, and made me scream "Holy f****** bawlz, is that what I think it is, and did I randomly start smoking crack and not realize it".
Now being of sound mind and knowing the countless videogames I have played throughout my life, I was at Zelda's castle, but it was at the point where Gannondorf had taken it over, now of course everyone knows I am a bad guy buff so I was kind of happy to see it and all; however I was kind of creeped out by it and of course my suspicions goes 2 ways, one bad or two very, very bad, and I still went in the castle anyways because the worst that can happen is I get captured and Link saves my fat ass. I walk through the castle and I accidentally forgot about the barrier in the castle to ascend up the castle, but its gone, its not there, and you get my idea and of course who is at the top, its Gannondorf, now I didn't know he could do anything more than grunt, and he now is speaking perfect English to some stupid minion of his. He then turns to me and shouts "Hey, boy!" I laughed because this reminded me of a joke off of Eddie Murphy's comedy "Raw". I find laughing at Gannondorf really pisses him off because he jumps from a 10 story throne/pillar thing and hits the ground and knocks me flat on my ass.
"Ah Shit…" The last two words I thought I would utter again in my life…