There it was again the most vile creature of all time I took out my wand, Pointed it at it, and muttered "Petrificus Totalus" under my breath. It dodged my spell, It flew towards me and I apparated to my apartment.

"Sue!" screamed a taco named Bob on the table, in a squeaky voice she asked, "What happened?"

"It-it I saw it." I said trying to recover.

"You mean Dr.Blab Fleck Rutty?" I nodded, and the Trio walked in.

"What's wrong Sue?" they asked in unison. Bob the taco answered.

"You saw Blab?" said Hermione and she Went and sat across from me on the table. I nodded.

Then a clown walked in and said "OMG!" and his wig fell off. he ran away in tears.

Ernie McMillan walked into the room and said. "Fool you is tripping why don't you use your army of Flying squirrels?" and then Hannah Abbot walked in the room and said "Ernie I LOVE YOU!" and kissed him. everyone in the room said. "OMG" except me I said. "OME!"

"What does OME mean?" asked Luna who just happened to be in the room.

"Oh My Edward." said Neville who walked in the room he saw Ernie and Hannah kissing. "OI! Hannah Your supposed to be married to me!" he screamed at his wife. She shrugged and continued to kiss Ernie, Luna shouted "NEVILLE I LOVE YOU!" and she kissed him on the mouth Neville kissed her back. Ron, who had watched this all, Shrugged and kissed Hermione. I shrugged too and picked up Bob the taco and kissed him. Then Ginny walked in and ran to Harry and Kissed him. Then the clown walked in again, Except he was now the emo clown so he was cutting his wrist. "What about Dr.Blab Fleck Rutty?" then everyone stopped kissing and said in unison "Oh yeah!"

I got up and put my wand to my neck "Sonorous". I cleared my throat and starting talking. "I Summon my army of Flying Squirrels!" then 10 flying squirrels came into. "Sunny I need you to Kill Dr.Blab Fleck Rutty!" her voice echoed through the room. everyone covered their ears. "Umm Susan you can lower your voice now." said the emo clown. "Quietus" I said with my wand pointing to my neck.

"Any way" her voice was normal now. she turned to Sunny the flying squirrel, and leader of her army., "I need you and, Sally," I pointed a squirrel with a paper on her chest that read '2' "Samuel" I pointed to the squirrel with a Mohawk and a paper with the number three on "Scottie" a squirrel with the number four on it "Suzie" another squirrel with the number five tattooed on its back. "Spalding" same but with a number six tattooed on it instead "Sterling" he had a paper on it and a number seven, "Shirley" an emo squirrel with a scar on her belly that read '8' "Scott" a gay squirrel with the number 9 tattooed on his back "and Diego" I pointed at the tiny squirrel that was drinking butterbeer he had a hat on and it read '10' "I need you all to kill Dr.Blab Fleck Rutty for me" I finished they al nodded then Scott the gay squirrel asked "Who's Dr.Blab Fleck Ruddy?"

"He's an evil Black Butterfly who eats people." said Luna.

"Oh" said Scott the gay squirrel.

Then all the Cullen's walked in. "Yo fools!" said Jasper. Then he turned emo because the emo squirrel and the emo clown were in the room.

"EMMETT" I screamed he was about to bite bob the taco and turn him into a vampire taco.

"Sorry" he said and put Bob the taco back onto the table, I ran to him and picked him up "Bob my love" I said and kissed him. "SUSAN" Screamed Diego the flying squirrel number ten. "Dude." he added and then he drank from his butterbeer. "what were you telling us to do before we were so rudely interrupted" he looked at the Cullen's.

"Oh yeah! well I need you all to annihilate him" I said stroking Bob's shell. Sally (The leader) nodded and said in a surprisingly deep voice. "We will start as soon as possible, All we need is his scent." and I got up and grabbed a shirt he had pooped on before "Here, He pooped on this the last time I saw him." I handed it to him.

"OMG I just remembered!" screamed emo clown and he ran out of the room and then Fred and George cam into the room.

"What's up with Rolf?" asked George pointing at emo clown.

"I broke up with him and he turned emo." said Luna.

"Oh" said Fred. and he pulled out a Ham and hit Edward on the head.

Then a group of Fangirls screamed "OME IT'S EDWARD!" and Edward ran into the door the had randomly appeared there, It lead to a room of requirement. when the fangirls got into the room they asked "Where's Edward?" then they shrugged. Then Rupert Grint walked in and the Fangirls grabbed him and dragged him out of the room, while screaming. "What was Rupert Grint doing here?" asked Ron. I shrugged.

And then Edward came out of the room. "Thank god Rupert Grint just happened to come here." he said

"Yep" said Harry, He was jealous that the Fangirls went after Edward and not him, and then a group of Neville fangirls came in the, Luna grabbed him and ran into the room of requirement. Then a rhino came in "Bob my love." he said to my boyfriend Bob the taco. "Camilla!" he said. I started crying and ran into the room of requirement I saw Luna and Neville snogging. "OI!" I screamed and they broke apart. Then the trio, Ginny, The Cullen's, and My army of Flying Squirrels came in. "What happened?" I asked. and Ginny said "Bob the taco and Camilla the Rhino are making Lemonade!" I collapsed into a chair that appeared out of no where. "He never made lemonade with me!"

"It's Okay I'll let you marry James Sirius when he's born" she said rubbing her belly.

"Thanks!" I said, Then Rolf the emo clown came in his wrist all bloody, "Luna Your pregnant with my twins!" he said and Luna said "There not yours their Neville's" Neville nodded. and then Rolf the Emo clown started to cry, and then Jasper cried too. "Jasper why don't you calm him down?" said Alice. "He's to emo!" said Jasper in between his dry sobs.

"Harry!" said Edward. "Oops sorry." he said. "No not that aren't you guys magic?"

"Oh yeah!" he said and took out his wand "SUPER HAPPY RAINBOW SUNSHINE SQUIRREL CHEESE!" he screamed and Rolf the emo clown turn un-emo and Jasper stopped dry sobbing. "Thank you" said Jasper. and he went gangsta. "Thankizzle youizzle Harrizzle foshizzle!"

"Jasper don't talk Gangsta, I do it better!" said Emmett and he started talking Gangsta and then Esme said "Why don't you have a rice pudding eating contest!"

"Because then we have to cough it up!" said Jasper abandoning his Gangsta talk.

"I toldizzle youizzle thatizzle youizzle cantizzle talkizzle gangstizzle likeizzle me" he said and then he added "izzle." but they had the competition anyway and Emmett won but he ran to the bathroom that appeared out of nowhere to cough it up and Jasper followed.

"Dudes, where are Hannah and Ernie?" I asked. and then we heard Hannah scream from outside "someone needs to save them!" said Ginny and Edward and his sexy self went out to save them after he kissed Bella. He used his sexy power and super vampire strength to save them. When he came back Hannah had a lemon stamped on to her forehead. "will it come off?" asked Ernie he had a lemon stamped on his shirt.

Harry answered "Nope" and Ernie started to cry. Hannah cursed and went to comfort Ernie.

"OMG!" said Rolf the un-emo clown. He pointed to a window, I looked up it was Dr.Flab Fleck Rutty the Evil black butterfly that eat/bites people.

"ATTACK MY PRETTIES!" I yelled and my army of flying squirrels attacked him, Dr.Flab Fleck Rutty died and then Ginny's water broke. "OMH I'm going to give birth!" she screamed and then Harry fainted, "ennervate!" said Hermione and she pointed her wand at him. He unfainted and a bed appeared out of no where and the put Ginny on it and Carlisle told every one to go into the extra big closet that appeared out of nowhere and everyone except the trio went inside it and watched a Harry Potter movie while they waited.

A FEW HOURS LATER

I was eating a Banana sundae when Ron came into the extra big closet and told me to come out he said I got to come first because he was my future boyfriend. "Meet James Sirius Potter!" said Harry, and I went up to him and kissed him on the forehead he was so cute and then a flying monkey came and said. "OMLOM Your squirrels killed my pet butterfly!" and then I pointed my finger at him and said "ATTACK MY PRETTIES!" and my army of flying squirrels killed him. Then Ron told me to go back in the extra big closet so Neville could see my future husband James. "Okay!" I said and went into the extra big closet that had appeared out of nowhere they were watching the twilight movie (Because there all super awesome like that and got to see it early) "Neville you next" I said and grabbed a cherry pie and started to eat it.

We finished watching it and then Daniel Radcliffe walked into the Extra big closet with a flat screen TV that had appeared out of nowhere. He gave us the New Harry Potter Movie and we sat down to watch it.

Then I asked "Where are Fred and George?"

MEANWHILE IN IN DR.FLAB FLECK RUTTY'S LAIR

"Those damn flying squirrels killed my husband!" said Mrs.Rutty wife of Dr. Flab Fleck Rutty.

"They killed Mine too!" said Mrs.Random-Flying-Monkey.

Then their pet rat Betty, Sent a beam of rainbows at them and they died, She wanted to Rule the world and they got in her way she went to the house where the flying squirrels lived and killed them all, Or did she? and then dramatic music started to play.

To be continued...

A/N: Well that's the first chapter. Well if you got here then you read it I guess Please Review! I'm writing the second chapter and posting it soon!