Me-Finally! My first anime fanfic! Plus it's FMA!
Edward-This better be good.
Me-It's fine…if you like Super Mario Bros.
Edward-What?
Mario-Oh cool, I'm in it!
Me-Yeppers! Now on with the story!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist or Mario or Nintendo or nothin'. (sob)
FULL MARIO ALCHEMISTCHAPTER 1: Into the Pipe We Go!
It was an oddly quiet day at central. No major activity was going on. A fairly short teenage boy with long blonde hair in a braid wearing a long red coat was walking down a long marble corridor following a man with short black hair dressed in the usual navy blue military uniform also wearing white gloves. The boy looked aggravated.
"So," Edward sighed ", what is it this time colonel?" Ed slouched as he walked.
"I want to show you something that appeared in one of the cellars, no one else can confirm it so I thought I might as well ask you," Roy replied. He too had a hint of annoyance in his voice. He opened an old wooden door and the two walked in. Roy grabbed a lantern off the wall and the two descended down the stone stairs into the cold damp cellar.
There wasn't much in the cellar at all, but some crates, barrels, and a few cobwebs. But there was something else peculiar, however, standing alone in the middle of the room.
"Is that a pipe?" Ed asked in confusion pointing at the large green tube ", because it doesn't look like it's attached to anything, and there aren't any other pipes in this room."
"I know," the colonel replied ", that's why I want you to check it out." He pointed towards it. Ed knew the drill (not that large random green pipes appear in the cellars or anywhere else for that matter often). He slumped over to the enormous green pipe. It was taller than himself so he had to hang over the rim to look inside. Roy chuckled to himself.
"Just shut up and give me the lantern!" Ed growled holding out his hand impatiently. Roy passed him the lantern with no further questions (or wise-cracks about Edward's size). When Ed grabbed it he didn't expect it to be so bright, so the light blinded him for a second and he dropped it. He made a quick grab for it but missed and fell in himself.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaah!" Ed shouted as he fell into the deep pipe.
"Full metal?" Roy ran over to the pipe. He leaned in ", Dammit, gotta get some help!" Roy ran back up the stone stairs to go get someone to help get the elder Elric out of there.
Me-So didjya like the first chapter?
Ed-That wasn't much of anything special…
Me-It gets funnier and overall better later, beginnings are supposed to be not as good as the middles! Der!
Mario-When do I show up?
Me-Chapter 3.
Mario-Darn it!
Me-Y'know you can say dammit…
Mario-Mario games are rated "E" so I'm rated "E", I can't say any profane language.
Me-Big words for you.
Mario-Thank y… I mean hey!
Me-Tee hee… please review!