Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Naruto/ Twelfth Night universes.

I know I cast Tenten for a boy's part. She's one of my favourite characters, and I wanted her to play a more major-ish role in the story. Shakespeare didn't write in enough girls. So she plays a part where the gender doesn't matter too much. You'll get used to it. It's not like I cast her as Orsino or Sebastian.

Dramatis Personæ:

Duke Orsino- Uzumaki Naruto

Viola - Hyuga Hinata

Sebastian- Hyuga Neji

Antonio - Tenten

Lady Olivia- Haruno Sakura

Malvolio- Rock Lee

Maria- Yamanaka Ino

Sir Toby Belch- Akimichi Chouji

Sir Andrew Aguecheek- Nara Shikamaru

Valentine (Orsino's servant)- Uchiha Sasuke

Curio (Orsino's other servant)- Konohamaru

Fabian (Olivia's servant)- Aburame Shino

Feste/ Clown (Olivia's other servant)- Inuzuka Kiba

Minor characters will be played by other people from Naruto.

Act I Scene I

Duke Naruto of Konoha entered a brightly lit room, his loyal servant Konohamaru and other Konohan Jounins following him. A whole orchestra was playing romantic love music inside. Naruto flopped down onto a beanbag couch, and surveyed the musicians.

"Music! Bleah! Boring! I'm so bored! I want something to do! Isn't that baka Sasuke back yet? Go see if he's back, Konohamaru!" Naruto commanded.

"Right, Duke Naruto!" replied Konohamaru.

Just then, Naruto's not-so-loyal servant Sasuke entered the room.

"So? What'd Lady Sakura say, Baka?" Naruto demanded rudely.

"She said the same thing as always. She's not ready for a relationship, she's still mourning for her lost hair," Sasuke sighed, resenting his job. "And I'd rather you didn't send me over there again. Her maid keeps groping me. I also request that you stop calling me Baka. I've got a name, and it's Sasuke."

"Pffffffttt! What are you gonna do about it, Baka? I'm your boss! I'm so much better than you! Baka!" Naruto taunted.

Sasuke started his Sharingan. Naruto jumped up.

"Is that a challenge I smell? YOU ARE SO ON!" he yelled, "I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP IN A SECOND YOU BAKA!"

Konohamaru sweatdropped. "Duke Naruto, calm down."

Sasuke stared at Naruto like he was an idiot. Which he was right then. "Okay…I'll be going to bed now … whatever ridiculous order you have for me can wait until tomorrow…"

With that, the servant who hated his job exited.

Naruto still screamed at his servant, "YOU ARE SO DEAD TOMORROW!" After a while, he tired of it, and spoke to Konohamaru. "Actually, I'm kinda tired too. I'm going to bed. Go get my bath and ramen ready, will you?"

"Right! Sir, yes sir!" Konohamaru saluted him, and they both left the room.