Disclaimer: We don't own GA but if we did we'd do those awesome podcasts too.

Rating: K

Summary: Takes place a week after the finale of Season 3.

AN: We need something!! They can't leave it like that! Co written with Forever is Never Forever.

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Meredith walked out the scrub room and let out a large sigh as she pulled off her scrub cap. She had just flown solo for the first time and she was just coming down from her high. Meredith walked down the hall towards the board to erase the post on the board. However, on her way there she literary bumped into Derek. He gave her his McDreamy smile and kissed her on her forehead. She gave him a fake smile in return and began to walk away, but Derek stopped her.

"Mer..." Derek began, but Meredith just stopped him.

"I have to go, Derek. I'll talk to you later," she told him.

She continued on and met Bailey who was currently yelling at Alex for something he did wrong. When Bailey was finished she turned to Meredith with a smile. "I wanted to say you did an amazing job in that surgery, Grey," then going back to being Bailey, "Now get back to work."

Meredith went off to work on post op, a smile on her face. She picked up the chart from the Nurses' Station and headed towards the cafeteria, where she planned to meet Cristina. On her way she once again ran into Derek. Meredith smiled at him warmly, but was smacked down with a cold glare from Derek.

"What?" She asked, slightly hurt from his look.

Derek sighed angrily, "I don't know what this is Meredith. You're cold and distant one minute and the next you're happy and...what is this Meredith?"

"Derek, you have to understand that, this whole boyfriend being here all the-" Meredith stopped mid sentence because of the sight she saw down the hall.

"Meredith?" Derek asked concerned, but Meredith just kept staring at what seemed to Derek to be empty space. However, he then realized what Meredith was staring at. It was Thatcher and the girl he met at Joe's who now saw Derek.

The girl said something to Thatcher and Derek saw as Thatcher said good bye to the girl ans she headed towards Derek and Meredith.

"I remember you," she said to Derek, "How was the bachelor party?"

"Umm fine," Derek replied lamely.

Meredith looked at her retreating father, the girl, Derek then the girl again. "What? Who are you?"

"I'm a new intern. My name is Lexi Grey," she introduced herself.

Meredith gaped at Lexi for a second before replying, "I'm Meredith. It's nice to see we have a father in common." She turned a headed off in the opposite direction.

Derek went after her and took her arm, "Mer..."

"That was the woman you met at the bar?!" She exclaimed in a loud whisper, "THAT was the highlight of your week??"

"I didn't know she was your sister," he told her.

"She's not my sister," she insisted. Glancing at Lexi then back to Derek she went on, "Why don't you go see if Molly wants to meet someone new?"

Meredith left Derek standing in the hallway, now alone with Lexi who came up from behind him and tapped him on the shoulder. Derek turned around quickly, now feeling slightly awkward.

"I want to apologize, I didn't know that you and Meredith were..." Lexi didn't trailed off.

"It's okay, it was an honest mistake." Derek reassured her, right when Lexi was about to say something when Derek's pager went off. He sighed in relief as he said a short goodbye to Lexi.

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Instead of going to the cafeteria Meredith paged Cristina and Izzie to meet her in Really Old Guy's room. Meredith sat there for a few minutes waiting impatiently for the two women to show up. Finally after a few minutes the two showed up and Meredith stood up quickly. Both Izzie and Cristina gave her a confused look.

"DEREK MET ANOTHER WOMAN!" Meredith exclaimed angrily.

"So?" Cristina asked seeing how it was important.

"SHE AN INTERN!! AND MY HALF SISTER!!" Meredith clarified. Both Izzie and Cristina had a slightly horrified look on there faces.

"Well she won't be as popular as you, since Ellis Grey wasn't her mom." Cristina said, trying to be supportive.

Izzie shot her a glare and scolded her. "Cristina!"

"Iz, it's okay." Meredith reassured her.

"So what's her name?" Izzie asked, quietly.

Cristina gave Meredith an annoyed glare. "How was what I said bad?!"

Meredith just ignored her, "Lexi Grey."

"LEXI GREY?!" Izzie asked.

"Who names their kid Lexi?" Cristina asked incredulously.

"Mer's dad?" Izzie asked in response to Cristina's question.

"At least they didn't sleep together after meeting at the bar," Cristina stated.

"Cristina!" Izzie and Meredith scolded.

"Besides. It's not like McDreamy would ever leave YOU," she continued.

Izzie ignored her, "Who is Lexi Grey's resident?"

Meredith shrugged, "I have no idea."

After a moment of complete silence, Izzie looked around, "Where's George?"

"Why are you so interested in where Bambi is?" Cristina asked, slightly annoyed

"I just haven't seen him today," she replied somewhat defensively.

"Just ask Callie," Meredith suggested.

"Ummm...I rather not." Izzie said uncomfortably.

Before either Meredith or Cristina could question Izzie's last statement, all their pagers went off. It was Callie who was paging them. All three women looked at one another then left to meet her in the meeting room. Once there, Callie motioned for them to sit down with Alex who was already there. All four residents looked confused and Callie seemed to be quite nervous herself.

Callie cleared her throat, "Okay well George wanted me to tell you that he...failed his intern exam."

Both Cristina and Alex laughed, but were sent evil glares from Izzie, Meredith, and Callie.

"So what is he going to do?" Meredith asked, concerned.

"He's looking for a teaching job right now," Callie informed them. Izzie seemed to be the most upset, but the other three residents just ignored it since they knew how close they were.

"Is that all you wanted to tell us?" Alex asked annoyed.

"No, I was named Chief Resident and The Board has decided to try the new Shadowing Pilot on this year's residents." Callie informed the four.

"Shadowing?" Cristina asked, with an annoyed tone.

Callie sighed, "Yes, Yang. Each of you are going to have the new interns shadowing you for their first two months. The Board decided this because apparently last year's interns caused them to reconsider how trustworthy they are."

"So basically we're babysitting." Alex groaned.

"Yes." Callie shot back, "And hopefully this group won't be like the four of you."

"Great," Cristina rolled her eyes.

"The Board already made the assignments, I'm just passing them on to you," Callie told them, "Yang has Tyler Bennet, Stevens has Nathan Gregore and Megan Watson, Grey has Lexi Grey, and Karev has Austin Anderson. They are to follow you around most of the time, do the things their resident wants them to do and most importantly - not get in trouble. Good luck," With that Callie left.

"Oh my, gosh, Mer," Izzie said, "You got Lexi Grey."

"Lexi Grey?" Alex asked, "Are you related."

"She's her half sister," Cristina replied.

"Dude..." Alex said.

"Yeah I know." Meredith grumbled as she got up.

When she walked out of the meeting room there was Lexi Grey. Lexi looked nervous when she saw Meredith walk out. Meredith gave her a short smile and waved her to follow. Meredith headed towards the Nurses' Station to find out who her patients were today. She picked up a few charts and handed two to Lexi. She was about to head towards her first patient, but yet again ran into Derek.

"Mer, can we talk?" Derek asked quietly. She nodded.

"I'll be right back." Meredith informed Lexi, who also nodded.

Meredith and Derek walked into an empty meeting room, Derek locked the door.

Before Derek could say anything Meredith cut him off, "Like a bandaid."

"What?" Derek asked, confused.

"Break up with me quick like pulling off a bandaid." Meredith demanded.

"Meredith, I love you – I told you that but I need to end my misery. Since you won't-" Derek was once again cut off by Meredith.

"Derek! I don't want a whole speech about how you don't want to do this, but you have to. So just do it like a bandaid!" Meredith demanded again, her stomach filled with butterflies.

Derek sighed, "It's over."

Meredith merely nodded and walked quickly out the door. Derek slammed his fist down on the desk as soon as Meredith left and chocked back the tears that were forming.

Meredith walked quickly pass Lexi and towards the linen closet.

"Meredith! Meredith, I sorry, I didn't know that Derek was your boyfriend. I'm sorry." Lexi apologized, nearly begged.

Meredith turned around with tears flowing, "It's not your fault. Just stop! I know you're sorry, but just stop!"

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Supershipper: Sooo don't hate us, they have to break up but don't worry. We may get them back together…eventually. Maybe. But what's Izzie gonna do?? Will Alex ever see Ava again? The MerDer break up defiantly made me sad but it had to be done.

Forever is never forever: Yes, don't hate us. But if you have to hate me, twas my idea. Yeah the MerDer breakup made me sad too, but like my co-writer said, they will, eventually get back together. Eventually. Oh, yes George is teaching, or is trying to teach. So this is our version of Betsy's and Shonda's podcast rambling and well I'm in oblivion in the rambling so I'll stop.