Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy characters. Those that I do own will be posted as they appear.

Characters I and my friends own:

Chi (me)

Hotaru

Jaheira

Note: These three characters made their first debut in a Kingdom Hearts fic that my friends and I wrote. It isn't completed, but I'm tying to get my friend Hotaru to post the chapters she has. There is a certain other Final Fantasy character that will be added in one of the up-coming chapters. The relationship between the three amigas, I'll just refer to the three characters Chi, Hotaru, and Jaheira, as this, and this other character started in the Kingdom Hearts fic. Just to let you know, the three amigas drove this other character crazy, but this other character still liked them enough to save them from time to time.

Hotaru: We're Back!

Chi: evil laugh

Jaheira: Not again!

Return of the Gamers : Attack on Final Fantasy VII

Chapter 1

"The world-spanning Shinra Electric Company is ruling with an iron fist." Chi pounded the table for dramatic reasons. "The rich get richer while the poor are doomed to empty lives in the shadow of their giant city, Midgar. Those who oppose are killed by their army or captured by their black ops department."

Hotaru interrupted snatching the game from Chi's hands. "Enter AVALANCHE, a resistance group founded against the Shinra's evil ways and branded as terrorists by their propaganda. They believe that the reactors the Shinra have all over the world are sucking the very life out of the planet, and they are on a mission to destroy. Their new recruit, an ex-Shinra from their military group SOLDIER, will help tip the balance of power."

"Elsewhere, there have been increased sightings of Shinra's elite combat specialist, Sephiroth. Presumed dead many years ago, this is somewhat disturbing for the company, and they can only hope that he is still on their side." Jaheira stated with a look of aw at the character description of Sephiroth.

"Whoa!" Chi and Hotaru shouted shocked. They stared at Jaheira.

"Since when have you been into Final Fantasy VII?" Hotaru questioned, Chi was petrified.

"Since I learned that Sephy had totally awesome fighting skills," Jaheira laughed at their looks.

"Sephy?" Hotaru and Chi exchanged scared looks. They used Sephy as a nickname for Sephiroth, but never before had they heard Jaheira using a nickname, not even for Riku.

"Okaaaaay," Chi said slowly taking the game from Jaheira's fingers. "Anyways, I was going to show you the scene where Aeris dies."

"Not again, Chi you and Hotaru really need to get over the whole game faze." Jaheira stated preparing to watch Chi's favorite scene in FFVII for the billionth time. "First it was Kingdom Hearts, and now this. I'm dreading the day Kingdom Hearts II comes out."

"Well, you won't have to dread long," Hotaru smiled. "It's coming out in March, that's a fact."

"And we've got it on reserve!" Chi and Hotaru giggled as Jaheira smashed her head into a pillow. "Oh, and guess what. I'm dressing as the Kingdom Hearts II Riku and Hotaru is dressing as the Kingdom Hearts II Sora!"

Chi and Hotaru rambled on about the up coming Kingdom Hearts II as the game loaded. Ignoring the brief skip in the disk the two fan girls giggled as they repeated Cloud and Sephy's lines that were to be said. Jaheira moaned and buried her head deeper.

"Hey Hotaru, lately my game has been freezing right before Sephy comes and kills Aeris." Chi said praying it wouldn't happen again.

"Did you ever think that it had something to do with your first disk being white and the other two being silver?" Chi pondered with a blank look on her face. Hotaru sighed and grabbed the controller. "Let me try it."

"No," Chi pulled back. "Remember last time you messed with a PS2?"

"Oh come on," she pouted, "I just want to make Cloud run in circles."

"No!"

"Yes!"

The tug of war continued until Cloud finally made it up to Aeris. The screen froze.

"Great, now look what you did." Chi screamed smacking the restart button with her toe, she still wouldn't let go of the controller.

"Hey Chi, I'm gonna get Wiz out, okay." Jaheira said looking at the lop-eared bunny that was named after Dark's familiar in DNAngel, Chi has a Dark obsession as well as many others.

"Sure, just don't let him chew on anything." Chi said in a stare down with Hotaru.

Jaheira set him down to roam around while Hotaru and Chi commenced in wrestling over the controller. Jaheira laughed as Chi fell off the couch and Hotaru won control over the controller. Just then a squeak sounded and the screen went completely black.

"What you'd do!" Chi screamed hugging her TV. "My poor baby!"

"I didn't do anything!" Hotaru screamed.

Jaheira shrugged. "For once, she's right. Wiz just nibbled on your controller cable."

"WIZ!" Chi glared at the bunny, putting him safely back in his cage. "You could get hurt doing that."

"Hey Chi, come look at this!" Hotaru and Jaheira screamed.

Sephiroth was on the screen singing 'Come on over'

"Come on over, come on over baby. Come on over, come on over baby…" Sephy smiled motioning with his hand. "Come on over, come on over baby…."

"Weird, I don't remember that being in the game." Chi said frowning.

Hotaru shook her head, "No mention of this in the guide book."

"Hey guys, what is that he's holding?" Chi asked wide eyed.

"Sleeping gas." Jaheira stated.

"SLEEPING GAS!"

End of Chapter 1

Chi: The bit with my game freezing right before Sephy killed Aeris really did happen. It also was because I had one white disc and two silver discs, two different versions of the game. (Oh, and my rabbit Wiz really did chew on my controller wire. I taped it up and it still works.)

Hotaru: If it weren't for me, Chi wouldn't have probably even given thought about the different colors of her discs and she would have never gotten to see Aeris die.

Jaheira: Yeah, that sounds like something Chi would do. Look at scratches and not even notice the different colors.

Chi: Hey, are you saying I'm stupid!

Jaheira and Hotaru: No, just SPECIAL! (Chi nods, that's true hehe-Herbert)

Chi: Oh Yeah, the real Hotaru and I actually did the Kingdom Hearts II dress up thing when we went to buy our copies. The GameStop people looked and laughed with us. They know us pretty well down here.

Hotaru: whispers to readers Chi really is like this in real life, not joking.

Chi: Like what? Oh well, shrugs, if ya hang in there just a bit longer I'll get to the FFVII part.