Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Cartman wanted to go to Great America. Well as we all know fat ass(aka Cartman) wanted to go to get like 5 weenies. Kenny went on the Raging Bull and fell out of the FRONT row and got squished. Stan yells "OMG dude it killed kenny!!" Kyle out of where yells "YOU BASTARD!" After they got off the ride they went over to Looney tune Island and went inside the house and were shooting people with different colored balls. Stan yelled at Cartman " YOU FUCKIN FAT ASS... Stop shooting Kyle i think hes dead by now."
Then Cartman went to get some popcorn. Stan and Kyle went to go on the deamon but couldn't sit by Eric because his fat rolled over the sides of the cart and made it hard for them to squeeze in. Once they got going All you heard was laughing and fat jiggiling. Well when the ride started flipping Cartman engoulfed the stupid Jew (aka Kyle). Now that Kyle is gone. Stan went to go get on V2 and Cartman was too fat. So he went to go to get some pizza from Papa Johns and ate every last morsel of the food!!
When Stan got off, Cartman Yelled "I Have to take a shit before i become a constipated mouse and have to take a GOD DAMN laxitive." Then out of no where you see little Turds behind Cartman as hes walking to the bathroom. When they hit the bathroom Cartman says "Hmmmm... Thats funny just a few minutes a go i had to take a shit and now i don't!" Stan yells "YOu stupid fat son of a bitch We just wasted an hour looking for the bathrooms for an hour and now you don't have to go!?
Eric and Stan then had to leave because it was 10 P.M. So they went back to the super man and left with cartmans mom!!