Disclaimer: First fanfic for Twilight. Let me know if you want to keep it a one-shot or if I should add more chapters. I don't own Emmett, -sighs.- He's a big teddy bear and Rosalie gets him all to herself! LOL. All I can do now is ask if you'd please R&R. Thanxz! P.S, HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT!
Emmett's POV:
"What to do, oh what to do," I thought to myself as I almost tripped up the walk way leading to the front door.
I had just gotten home from driving Carlisle to work. (Gag,) and it was raining.
Again.
I absolutely hated the rain. Although it's better for vampires like myself to be inside because our skin sparkles, I always felt cold when the sun wasn't out, which was… Every day.
Any ways, as I entered the house, an idea hit me. Since Rose, Alice, and Bella were out, I decided to have a little fun. "Hey Edward…" I asked, teasingly.
"What?" Edward responded, lost in his train of thought. He looked like he didn't want to get up from the couch were he sat, watching a re-run of 'Mad TV.' What a typical thing to do, on a typical day. Edward's ideas of weekends were so boring.
"He's probably trying to think of ways to keep himself pre-occupied while Bella's away! What a dork," I thought in my head and laughed.
"Hey, I heard that!" Edward yelled at me. In a matter of seconds he had jumped from the couch and had me pinned against the wall. "Now Emmett, what exactly did you say?" Edward hissed at me.
I could tell Edward was surely pissed, so I tried to change the subject. Back to my idea. "Well Edward, you know how the girls are gone and…do you want to go to the beach?" I asked, hoping he would answer me.
"Hmm…let me think for a minute, Emmett. No."
"Edward, why not? It's only 50 degrees out! WE DON'T EVEN NEED SUNBLOCK! Please?" Right then that sounded like something Bella would say. I must be spending too much time around that girl. I shuddered. "We can build sand castles--" he interrupted me.
"Emmett, I said no." Then he released me. I fell to the floor, snarling in anger.
"Well, since you're being such a dumb ass I won't tell you my plans." I thought, anger taking over me.
"Excuse me?" Edward thought, exactly what I planned for him to do. It was so typical of Edward to think like that.
"Sorry," I mumbled. "Hey, really quickly, can I ask you a question?"
"What is it now?" Edward answered. He looked like he was trying to get Alice's thoughts out of his head. They were probably just hitting Rise & Shine (Made-up store.), and Alice probably was thinking a way to get Bells a pair of shoes that she didn't like. I could picture it perfectly clear.
"You want to go to Menard's with me?" I asked, trying not to laugh. Edward's face was now turned into a grimace. He grunted.
"No."
"Okay then, you're gonna miss all the fun!" I said as I half-skipped, half-ran out the door to Jasper's hummer. It wouldn't hurt Jasper if I took his car for a little trip, right? I don't care if Alice is going to get pissed at me. She always does, with what she calls 'Me acting like a 5 year-old.' Jasper's car has the most room in it, perfect for my idea.
I started the car and was at the store within 13-minutes, my new record. "See Edward, I told you I could drive faster than you could!"
"Whatever. Oh, and Emmett, it was only technically a 5-minute trip. Loser."
"Smartass."
"Idiot."
By the time I was done, "arguing" with Edward, I was inside. I ran at what I call, 'Turtle Speed', which is really just a 'regular human' pace. I quickly grabbed a cart and started running down the aisles. "Sand, sand, where are you?" I called out. As soon as I said that, people just started popping out from every aisle I passed, staring at me, like, I was weird. They thought I was weird? Wait until they meet Esme and she hasn't hunted in a few weeks! I quickly found the sand, and I grabbed 4 big bags of it and headed to the checkout. I never knew sand was 150 for a bag! At least I didn't go overboard with shopping. Carlisle would be quite happy to see that I didn't spend over 1000 this time! Then I headed to 'Toys R Us' and got a beach ball, a sand shovel and bucket.
I got back to the house and carried the sand and the other items up stairs as fast as I could run, trying to have no eye contact what-so-ever with Edward. As soon as the bags of sand where in our bathroom (Rose and I shared one,) I started emptying them out, one by one. In a matter of minutes, the floor was covered in sand up to about ¼ of the walls. I was quite happy with my work. Then, I turned the sink on hot and blasted it. The water was soon overflowing the edges of the sink and falling down, making the sand all wet and squishy. I like squishy things. I decided to then change into my swim trunks, leaving the bathroom door shut and the water running.
"Instead of going to the beach, I brought the beach here!" I thought. Oops.
Edward interrupted my thoughts.
"Emmett, what the hell did you do?! Alice, Rose, and Bella are on their way home right now." Edward yelled at me through his thoughts.
"How was I supposed to know?"
"That's it. I'm coming upstairs. And don't you think you're gonna be able to stop me from barging into your room with your so-called 'Star' powers." Edward almost screamed.
"Oh shit." I could here Edward coming up the stairs. Just as he opened the door, I heard Alice's car motor turn off. In a matter of seconds Alice, Rosalie, and Bella where inside. I guess Rosalie really wanted to put her clothes away, but I had to stop her from going up stairs! I sprinted down the stairs and picked Rose up, and gave her a big kiss. "How are you today, my Rose?" I asked.
"I'm fine, my boo bear." Rosalie said. Rosalie had started calling me that because she thought I was soft and squishy. It made me laugh every time she said it. I chuckled.
"Hello Alice, and almost the first ever-klutziest-vampire, Bella." I went and gave Bells a big, bear hug.
"Damn it."
"Damn you, Edward. Why can't it be me who could read other minds? Why?"
"Babe, I'm gonna go take a shower. Love you." Before I could stop Rosalie, she was gone.
Then, I/the rest of the Cullens heard the blood-curdling scream coming from the upstairs bathroom.
"Sorry to stop the fun Emmett, but I think you'd better start running." Alice suggested.
"EMMETT CULLEN! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO OUR BATHROOM?!" Rosalie yelled. I saw her come out, and she was definitely outraged. I started running.
So, do you guys like it? It came to me, haha! I was right, I do have super-natural powers! Lol. Please R&R guys, it'd really help me. Thanxz for reading and have a good day! Oh, and also, do you think I should make another story or make another chapter?! Thanxz again, guys. You don't know how happy it makes me for having people ACTAULLY take time to read my stories! AngelsAren'tJustThoughtOf