Disclaimer: I don't own Metal Gear, or anything elseI might mention in this story
Metal Gear:
In Da Hood
By: C Dink
Chapter One: How it all began
(One day Otacon and Snake are watching tv when a commercial comes on)
Snake: So what do you want to do today Otacon?
Otacon: Eh,I got to go to court.
Snake: For what?
Otacon: I peed my pants.
Snake: That's against the law?
Otacon:I t is when you do it in public...with no pants.
Snake: Oh, That completely makes sense...I suppose
(Suddenly Raiden bursts in)
Raiden: Hey guys.
Snake: How did you get into my house?
Raiden: Snake, this is a sitcom, everyone leaves there door unlocked so anyone can barge right in without knocking
Snake: Whatever.
Raiden: Well on to the reason I came over;Otacon good luck with your case.
Otacon: How did you know about that?
Raiden: I read it.
(He points a few sentences up)
Otacon:AHHH! YOUR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
(He runs out of the house)
Snake: What an idiot!
Raiden: Uh, whatever, wanna go harass people?
Snake: No way, i'll never spend a day with you again, not after what happened last time.
Raiden: Snake, How was i supposed to know you werent supposed to eat those kid's cereal
Snake: Hey, back up...your trying to tell me you came over here just to wish him good luck on his case
Raiden: Well,originally yes, but now i want to go harass people.
Snake: Okay fine we'll go, but you better not get us beat up by chinese kids again
Raiden: Snake, drop it,I was hungry and wanted cereal.
Snake:S o you steal the cereal from kids? Kids who could easily kill us?
Raiden: Please let's just move on before one of us has a random outburst like that last one
Snake: Fine, let's go get Ocelot.
Raiden: Why?
Snake: He enjoys harassment.
Raiden: Oh.
(They leave for Ocelot's house)
Meanwhile at court
Judge: So Mr.Emmerich, you are charged with possession with intent to sell?
Otacon: No
Judge: Premeditated murder?
Otacon: No
Judge: Uh..Driving under the influence?
Otacon: No
Judge: Shoplifting?
Otacon: No
Back to Raiden and Snake
(They arrive at Ocelot's place)
Raiden: Good ring the doorbell
Snake: No, you
Raiden: I'm not doing it, that guys crazy
Snake: Which is why i don't want to do it!
(Ocelot comes out)
Snake: Ocelot, funny running into you here
Ocelot: This is my house,and what are two fruitcakes like you doing at my house anyway?
Raiden: We wanted to know if you wanted to harass people with us?
Ocelot: Might as well
Snake: Good.Let's start at thestore.
Raiden: Oh!Are we gonna poke fat chicks?
Snake: No, I need shampoo
Ocelot: Oh, good I need some more adult diapers.
(They both shoot looks at Ocelot)
Ocelot: Uh, I mean...huh, i really have nothing,... i guess i ran out of overused cover ups for things not meant to be said.
Raiden: Um..Whatever.
Snake: Lets just get going.
(They load up in snakes car)
What's going on at court?
Judge: Arson?
Otacon: No
Judge: Grand theft auto?
Otacon: No
Judge: I'll get it in a minute, I know it
Otacon: Im sure you will.
Well thats boring, let's move on
(Snake and the gang arrive at the store)
Raiden: Okay Snake, get your shampoo, then we have to go harass people
Snake: Fine
(They walk off, to the hair-care products)
Snake: Here it is strawberry shampoo, my favorite
Ocelot: Good, now let's go
Raiden: Well..Since were here..
Ocelot: Home-entertainment section?
Raiden:You read my mind!
Snake: let's rock!
(They jet there way to the home-entertainment section)
Ocelot: Hey guys, look, hurry!
Snake: What is it boy?
Ocelot: Im not a dog you idiot.
Raiden: Cut to the chase, what did you want?
Ocelot: Can i borrow twenty bucks?
Snake: For what?
Ocelot: Napoleon Dynomite on UMD.
Raiden: What a waste of money.
Ocelot: No it isnt, it's a movie on the go!
Snake: Fine,Whatever,here.
(He hands Ocelot the money)
Ocelot: Thanks
(Ocelot walks up to the register to pay for it, and there he finds..Johnny Sasaki)
Ocelot: Johhny? Johnny Sasaki is that you?
Johhny: Yeah, it's me
Ocelot: Wow..so your working at Wal-Mart now?
Johhny: Yeah.
Ocelot: Oh...well, thats wonderful...that thats working out for you and everything.
Johnny: Yeah
Ocelot: So..I'm gonna pay for my stuff now.
Johnny: Yeah, sounds like a good idea to me.
(Ocelot pays for his stuff)
Johnny: Have a nice day
Ocelot: you to
(Ocelot walks back over to Snake and Raiden)
To Be Continued...
Authors Note:Hey, sorry this chapter was a little short, if people like it, I'll wright more, don't worry, there's gonna be a plot, I'll get to it in the next few chapters