Konnichiwa, minna! First thing first, this is my first Assassination Classroom fanfiction and some characters might be a bit OOC. Secondly, I want to dedicate this fic to BlackPhoenixRose, my best friend who inspired me to write this fic. She will be moving to America though, so this fic is also counted as a goodbye present? Warning: This fic is YAOI, don't like, don't. So please, enjoy my fic and do point out any mistakes I made, grammatical/vocabulary or whatever.

Summary: AU. What if, Nagisa and Karma never knew each other? What if, Karma remained in Class A? When the school play began at the beginning of Year 3, the E class are to perform and Nagisa was chosen to cross-dress. The A class sent Karma to spy on the E class's progress and Karma meets the Nagisa while he was cross-dressing. Love blooms!

Disclaimer: I always hate doing disclaimers, as everyone know I do not own Assassination Classroom... Still, I do not own Assassination Classroom and will never own it unless my name is Yusei Matsui or Makoto Uezu. Unfortunately, my name is Otonashi Hayuka.

Chapter 1: Announcement Time

Shiota Nagisa walked into his class with the usual schedule in mind: study, kill Koro-sensei, hang out with friends, kill Koro-sensei, train, lessons, kill Koro-sensei.

Yep, definitely a normal day. It is not as if anything could go wrong, right?

Right at 8 o'clock, the homeroom teacher of Class 3E slithered in.

"Class stand! Ohayo, Koro-sensei!"

And the assassination of the day commenced.

"Now class!" Koro-sensei said, dodging Sugino's flying baseballs. "As you all know, the annual school play is around the corner," he side-stepped a flying anti-sensei knife thrown by Kayano while he grabbed hold of Terasaka who tried to sneak up on him. "The school had decided that it is time for us, the class E, to shine!"

All students halted with their attacks. "EH?!"

"That's right!" Koro-sensei gleefully announced. He started moving at his usual speed of Mach 20, giving out some piles of paper to each student. "Now, these are your scripts I'm handing out right now. As thanks for me for thinking up the scripts for you, you are all to know your roles well and perform them on the day of the play!"

"Also," Koro-sensei continued. "Those who don't have scripts are either doing the props or costumes."

Nagisa raised up his hand. "Ano, sensei, I think you gave me the wrong script."

"Congratulations to Nagisa for getting the main character's role! For your information Nagisa-kun, you are an assassin tasked to kill a person you love."

"The assassin is supposed to be a girl!"

"Ah, about that…" Koro-sensei raised a tentacle to scratch his head. "None of the girls in the class fits the description so I moved on to you!"

Nagisa can already hear the snickers his classmates were making. A blush spread to his cheeks. Why is it that he is always the one stuck in this kind of situation? It doesn't take a genius to know that for his role, Nagisa has to cross-dress. This is not the first time he has to do this… Nagisa wished he had the guts to curse his mother for making him like this. If not for the fact that he has an Adam's apple and wear pants for his uniform, he would be easily mistaken for as a girl.

"Don't worry, Nagisa-kun!" Koro-sensei 'tried' to reassure him. "I'm sure Irina will be happy to be more feminine."

More snickers. Nagisa's blush deepened with embarrassment. Feminine lessons with Bitch-sensei? Her latest class on how to French kiss has stuck to his mind and it would probably remain there forever. He cringed at the thought. Why, oh why, is it always him?

*Flashback

"Now class, today I will teach you all how to fake a French kiss that is passionate enough to stun your opponent to buy more time in assassination." Bitch-sensei said as she walked into the class. She looked at the class expectantly. "Now, is anyone going to volunteer themselves so that I can demonstrate?"

The class can literally hear a crow flying by.

"Aare?" Bitch-sensei looked around the class. "The I suppose I will have to randomly pick a person?"

Her eyes fell on Nagisa. "Nagisa-kun, if you will?"

And the rest… Well, the rest was history.

*End Flashback

Nagisa shuddered. He still had nightmares about that. Bitch-sensei's 'kiss' was intimate, too intimate in fact, in his opinion. He almost died of embarrassment when the class burst into laughter. And judging from the snickers now, the class was also thinking of that incident.

Sometimes, Nagisa wishes he has the guts to hate his life.

Sighing dejectedly, Nagisa stared at the script in his hands.

KAZEHAYA SUNAKO: I see plenty of people. Some are drug addict, some are poor but smart, some are pure geniuses. Personally, I do not care about them. Those are their choices, their life to control. But I… am nothing but a puppet.

(offstage) SUNAKO's MOTHER: I should had had a boy, but I had you instead. However, I will not let this go to waste. You will be trained to be a successor of my company, like it or not.

KAZEHAYA SUNAKO: I guess that is just my life. To please, to succeed, to be controlled…

Nagisa looked up from the script. He has to admit it, he can relate with the main character. The story continued on with an assassin breaking into Sunako's mansion and killing her parents. However, Sunako was captured but in desperation, killed the assassin and ran away. She lived alone for a few years, feeding on leftover food people threw away. She trained herself to kill and one day, she met a guy.

Nagisa snorted at this. Typical romance story…

This guy, Kazuya Sei did not harm her, so she did likewise. Things progress but she was kidnapped by the government police force. Turns out that they knew she was a skilled assassin and wanted her to kill a person as they could not no matter how many times they tried. This person , is known as 'Satan's incarnate', for he killed innocent people without mercy, also known as, Kazuya Sei. Sunako, however, could not bring herself to kill him. In the end, both assassins decided that, if one of them dies, the other will too. They sealed this promise with a kiss and killed themselves with a grenade.

Nagisa's eyes twitched a little. Trust Koro-sensei to come up with something like this. And, there is a kiss scene! What is Koro-sensei up to this time?

"Homeroom period is over, class!" Koro-sensei's cheerful voice rang out again. "Please keep your scripts and take out your Science textbooks. Please be reminded that we'll be now using an abbreviated timetable I came up with to make time for us to practice. Any questions?"

Nagisa sat up. Assassination plan No.2: COMMENCE!

The sounds of guns shooting were heard again.

Akabane Karma sat in Class 3A, doodling on his textbook as his Mathematics teacher rambled on. Who cares about grades anyway? He can easily score even if he does not study. So why bother? The only thing bothering him is the conversation Asano and the four smartasses had with him earlier.

*Flashback

"My father decided to let the E class do the school play this year, it seems," Asano said.

"It's not fair," huffed Araki. "They are the End class!"

"The principal must have some sort reason for this," Ren frowned.

"Maybe he wants us to… sabotage their play?" Koyama said, slowly.

"Exactly what I thought," Seo nodded.

"No," Asano said curtly. "We will not. It is a lowly way." His eyes strayed to Karma who had not said a single thing. "I have an idea."

"That involves me, I see." Karma drawled.

"We will need a spy. Karma Will you do the honors?"

*End Flashback

Karma may be one of the Class A students, but he never agreed in their way of their way of thinking. He never said anything about it though. One, he has a reputation to maintain not only as a member of the Akabane family, but as a long distance relative of the Asano family. (Also as the descendent of the Akashi family. XD Just kidding…) Two, with Gakushu Asano in class, say a wrong word and you will find yourself in the E class. Not that Karma minds, but as always, he has a reputation to maintain. The Akabane family may have power, but in Kunugigaoka High School, The Asanos are the ones with power. Sure, people listen to him, not only because he always secure the second place during the exams, but also he is known as a violent person when angered. Karma once landed a kid in hospital because the kid was bullying some weaker children. He got a warning letter from the school and after that incident, people who pissed him off ended up escaping with steaming hot wasabi in their taped shut mouths. Yes, Karma is a sadistic person. The only person who can order Karma around is none other than Gakushu Asano. That is, unless he beats Asano and gets first place in the exams. Karma knows he can do it, but is too lazy to work harder. For now… Karma looked out the classroom window towards an old wooden building hiding behind a clump of trees. He has some spying to do.

"Akabane Karma! Tell me the answer to this question this instant!" a bark from his teacher was heard.

Karma slouched as he got up. One look at the question and the answer came out.

"10983.2454 square, sir."

That's it! The first chapter of Stage Love is done! I know this name is stupid, but it is the only name I came up with, so unless I come up with a better one, I will stick to Stage Love. If anyone has any ideas on the title, you are free to suggest it to me too. For now, thank you for reading this chapter and I promise I will update soon! Ja~~

Yours,

BlueSkyBlue,

a.k.a. Otonashi Hayuka,

a member of the PissyOtakus.