Part 1
THE SLAYERS
Part one:THE IDIOTS

Mii-chan:Reading the script The story is a romance/comedy fic... opens with me...supplying the comedy!? what the hell's that about?!....'main characters are xellos, lina, zel, amelia, filia'..... ........XELLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looking around for Xellos

Xellos: Appears behind Minako Yeeeeees?

Mii-chan: Who wrote this script...?

Xellos: now THAT is a...

Mii-chan: don't give me that shit!!!FLARE ARROW! Hits him dead on

Xellos: ....a secret....Facefault

Mii-chan: I'll show them... next fic, I'll show them all!!!! runs off, wide-eyed, scaring everyone she passes

Lina: reading the script 'now, on to the story where my love, z-z-z-z...' ....Okay, i refuse to read this!! of all things!! throws the script on Xellos's head and walks off.

Mii-chan: Hey, at least I get to be in charge! haha! walks off in lina's direction happily DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!! or I'll bite ya! ha!


"I don't need you following me!!" Lina was stomping down a dirt path, heading for a little cabin in the center of a small clearing with Xellos tagging along behind. "My dear Lina, I can't just leave!" Xellos walked up beside Lina and looked at her angry face. Lina stopped walking and looked down at the ground. "Xellos, since when have you ever actually wanted to stay around!? aren't you supposed to disappear in a puff of smoke or something!?" Xellos bent down and looked Lina in the face once again. "Come now, Lina! We're almost there, come come!" Lina sighed. She lazily lifted a finger, pointed it at Xellos, and quietly said "fireball.." Xellos was floating in the air above her head without a scratch on him. he flipped himself upside down and stared at Lina with a dull expression. "...Like I didn't see that coming." Lina backed away in shock, not from the fireball having no effect on him, but his face practically brushing against hers. "Is there no end to you!?" she screamed. she ducked and went under him, running to the cabin. Why does he have to do that..... She thought to herself while running.

When she got to the cabin, Xellos was already there, holding the door open for her. Lina looked at him curiously as she walked through the door. Xellos slammed the door while Lina was only half way through and she fell on her face. "XELLOS!!!! You asshole!!!!!!!!!!!" the bag of food that Lina had gone out to buy was empty with its contents sprawled all over the floor. Lina sat up and looked at her scraped arm. She looked up to see that Xellos had gathered the packages back into the back and had one arm extended to help Lina up. he looks sincere enough... Lina thought to herself, and grabbed Xellos's outstretcstreched arm and he helped her up. "Th-thanks, Xellos.." Xellos smiled at Lina and she returned it. "Terribly sorry, my dear Lina, it was nothing more then a harmless joke!" Lina realized that she was stil holding Xellos' hand and Gourry, Amelia and Zel were all staring at them. Lina pulled her hand away, grabbed the bag from Xellos, and ran towards the others.


Mii-chan: chapter one's done! on to two...! when I get around to doing it, lol