Its Kareoke Night!, an inuyasha fanfic

Oneshot about Kareoke!

Its Kareoke Night!

"C'mon Inuyasha! I promise, you'll like it!" Kagome pleaded.

"Feh! Your world is too noise and it stinks! Why should we go?"

"Inuyasha, I think you should consider that there is ramen there, " Miroku reminded him, but a mischeivous smile played on his lips, revealing his true thoughts. ((A/N: If you can't guess your pathetic...hint: gropegropegropemanywomen))

"Yeah, and," Kagome continued, "I have a suprise planned for you guys!"

"What suprise?" Inuyasha asked, now alert. Kagome's suprises weren't always harmless. Little did he know that he had just unmeaningly agreed to go.

"You'll see! C'mon Sango, Miroku, Shippou. You guys have to be touching either Inuyasha or I to go through the well."

"Inuyasha come play on the playstation with me!" Souta nagged, not one minute after they had got in the door.

"Um, Souta, take Shippou with you instead okay? I have to explain kareoke to Inuyasha." Kagome saved, setting Shippou down and Souta dragged him off.

"Karry o kee?" Miroku questioned.

"Well, We're going to a Karoeke bar. There's a stage and you go up and sing songs. You'll get to hear the tune and read the lyrics first though."

"Singing?!?" Sango looked incredilous.

"Yup! Its lots of fun. Eri and Yuka are coming too. Us three are the Japanese Destiny's Child!" ((A/N: Inside joke))

"So, Kagome, is that the jealous boyfriend?" Eri asked. They had ambushed her when they had arrived at seven thirty.

"Um...well...we're just friends guys!" Kagome lied, knowing her feelings for Inuyasha were much more.

"Oh ho? We'll see after tonight I guess." Yuka mused, dropping the subject as Inuyasha came over.

"Oi, are we going to get started or what?"

Miroku was first.

He walked out onto the stage, looking a bit strange in the baggy black jeans and white tee shirt. Kagome groaned when his music started to play, typical.

His voice was a bit higher, but the song itself was perfect.

Some men are attracted to a pair of big blue eyes
It takes a pretty face to make their temperature rise
Looks aren't that important
Just icing on the cake
What really turns me on is the shake

Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Come on baby you know what I like
Shake it real funky shake it real low
Shake it 'til you can't shake it no more
It's a natural attraction
Mother nature wouldn't make a mistake
What really turns me on is the shake

Eve first said to Adam
Which outfit do you like
The maple or the fig leaf
Now honey they both look nice
Clothes don't mean that much to me
Maybe you better go and ask the snake
And what really turns me on is the shake

(Shake it)

Gary, Indiana
Mobile, Alabama
Phoenix, Arizona
Bismarck, North Dakota
New York, L.A.
Houston, Tampa Bay
London, Tokyo
Everywhere you go

And then, before anyone could interupt, he started again.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No 5

One, two , three four, five
everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the liqueur-store around the corner,
the boys say they want some gin and juice
but I really don't wanna
beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is a cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
and as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeter
so what can I do I really beg you my Lord
to me flirtin' it's just like a sport
anything fly it's all good let me dump it
please set in the trumpet

He started strutting around the stage, snapping his fingers.

a little bit of Monica in my life
a little bit of Erica by my side
a little bit of Rita is all I need
a little bit of Tina is what I see
a little bit of Sandra in the sun
a little bit of Mary all night long
a little bit of Jessica here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man

jump up and down and move it all around
shake your head to the sound put your hands an the ground
take one step left and one step right
one to the front and one to the side
clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
and if it looks like this then you doin' it right

Trumpet, the Trumpet!
Mambo No 5

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide you and me gonna touch the sky

Finishing with a grin he walked off the stage, letting Sango, who wouldn't make eye contact, on to sing. Kagome groaned, again. Sango, the popstar?!

Baby can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

She was nervous. Her voice was deeper that the american star's and she was blushing.

Too high, can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
Tasting the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic

Sango stood still, her hands behind her back, swaying foot to foot, then, as if no one was watching, she closed her eyes and started to dance, just sinple stuff, moving to the beat.

It's getting late to give you up
I took a sip
From my devil cup
Slowly taking over me

Too high, can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now?

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
Tasting the poison paradise
I'm additcted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic

Intoxicate me now
With your loving now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your loving now
I think I'm ready now

When she opened her eyes, Sango realized what she had been doing and quickly exited the stage. Next was Inuyasha.

Days swiftly come and go
I'm dreaming of her
she's seeing other guys
emotions obscured
the sun is gone
the nights are long
and I am left while the tears fall
did you think that I would cry on the phone?
do you know what it feels like, being alone?
I'll find someone new

His voice was quite a bit lower and very off tune, but its the thought that counts, right?

swing swing swing
from the tangles of
my heart is crushed by a former love
can you help me find a way
to carry on again

wish cast into the sky
I'm moving on
she's seeing other guys
she knows I was wrong
the notes are old
they bend they fold
and so do I to a new love

did you think that I would cry on the phone?
do you know what it feels like, being alone?
i'll find someone new

swing swing swing
from the tangles of my heart
is crushed by a former love
can you help me find a way
to carry on again?

bury me
you thought your problems were gone
carry me
away away away!

swing swing swing
from the tangles of my heart
is crushed by a former love
can you help me find a way
to carry on again?

Touched by the song, Kagome joined the others in clapping for the hanyou. She was up next with Eri and Yuka. They had practised the song so much as kids that they were right on tune, and, they had dance moves to go with it.

Say my name, say my name
When no one is around you, say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, you ain't callin' me baby
Why the sudden change?

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me baby
Better say my name

Kagome:
Remember the other day
I would call, you would say
"Baby, how's your day?"
But today, it ain't the same
Every other word is "Uh huh", "Yeah, okay"
Could it be that you are at the crib with another lady
If you took it there
First of all, let me say
I am not the one to sit around and be played
So prove yourself to me
I'm the girl that you claim
Why don't you say the things that you said to me yesterday

I know you say that I am assuming things
Somethings going down, that's the way it seems
Shouldn't be no reason why you're acting strange
If nobody's holding you back from me
Cause I know how you usually do
Where you're saying everything to me times two
Why can't you just tell the truth
If somebody's there, just tell me who

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me baby
Better say my name

Kagome:
What is up with this
Tell the truth, who you wit'
How would you like it if I came over with my clique
Don't try and change it now
See you've gotta bounce
When two seconds ago, said you just got in the house
It's hard to believe that you are at home by yourself
When I just heard the voice, heard the voice of someone else
Just this question why do you feel you have to lie?
Gettin caught up in your game
When you can not say my name

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me baby
Better say my name

Yuka
Where my ladies at
(Yea yea yea yea yea yea)
Can you say that, come on
(Yea yea yea yea, yea yea yea yea, yea yea yea)
All the girls say
(Yea yea yea yea, yea yea yea yea)
What? I can't hear you
(Yea yea yea yea)
All my ladies say
(Yea yea yea yea, yea yea yea yea)
All the girls say
(Yea yea yea yea, yea yea yea yea)
Break it down
(Oh woo, oh)

Everyone stared. It was amazing. All the other people in the bar set their mugs or glasses down and started clapping suddenly along with the gang.

Someone in the audience had been talking pictures throught Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha and the girls preformances. When they were outside, waiting for a taxi, she came up to them

"Hi, I'm Kisha Kaiga." She panted breathlessly, " I'm with the Tokyo Journal and I was wondering if you'd mind giving a statement to go along with the pictures for Thursday's article."

"Um, yeah, sure," Kagome replied, begining with names.

Thats where this tale ends mind you. On the last note, it was heard for a week after Inuyasha humming something that sounded suspitiously like say my name say my name if no one is around you.......

Also, from that day forth, he called her Kagome, not wench.'

The End! I thought I needed a break from all my other fics to write something cute and funny.

Gazer