Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Natasha Romanoff unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your national Icon, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Natalia "Natasha Romanoff" Romanova
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1985
Place Of Manufacture: Marvel, Nine Realms
Height: Around 5'3"
Weight: Unknown
Race: Human
Your Natasha unit will come with the following accessories
Three shirts
Two pants
2 pairs of boots
2 Set of Body Armor
2 Widow Bites
1 Mistress of Disguise
When you first open your Natasha unit, she will be cold and on the edge. Be calm, keep your distance and she will not kill you.
Cleaning: The Natasha unit is fully capable of cleaning herself and will help you keep the house clean.
Programming:
Your Natasha unit is intelligent and competent, and can carry out the following functions:
Dance Instructor: Being an artist when it comes to ballet Natasha will make an excellent instructor for you and your friends. Prepare for those limbs to be straight and spins elegant.
Hacker: As one of the most intelligent people in the world she can hack anything from your ex's laptop to NASA most forbidden files. (Be prepared to replace what she used.)
Date: Being the beautiful woman that she is you will not be a wall flower with her on your side.
Bodyguard: Don't let her looks fool you because she is as deadly as beautiful. She can defend you from the guy at the grocery store to a legion of HYDRA agents.
Your Natasha unit comes with five different modes:
Undercover Sister
Companion
Match maker
Black Widow
Afraid
Undercover Sister is activated when Natasha feels she is in a situation where she needs to hide. She will make up cover stories, dress in different styles, and might kiss you if she feels it is necessary.
The Companion mode is activated whenever Natasha is with other units she trust like the Clint, Coulson, and Steve. She will give small smiles, make a few jokes, might laugh, drink (little), and go for rides and study people. She will also react differently to different units in this mode.
The Match maker mode is activated when Natasha sees someone who she thinks will be good for another person who is not currently dating. Once she learns enough about the person she will recommend dates, offers advice and would even make blind dates.
The Black Widow is activated when Natasha is on a mission or in a battle. She will take down her enemies, follow orders, hijack flying vehicles, rescue civilians, steal her enemies' guns, and reminisce with a Clint unit.
The Afraid mode is activated when Natasha is attacked by a Bruce unit when he is in HULK mode. She will run for her life, hide, and cause distractions. Afterwards she will curl in a ball and hyperventilate.
Reaction to other units:
Thor Odinson: These two get along fine. They will have words if they have made contact with a mad Loki it will cause no lasting effects. On their down time they will eat, spar, watch tv and save the world together.
Clint Barton: This unit is a fellow avenger. The Natasha and Clint are really close and would kill and die for each other. Together they will spar, drink, talk, watch movies, eat, sit in silence, and go on missions together.
Steve Rogers: These two have no problems with each other. They are also the ideal choice when rescuing hostages from ships. When in the rest period the Natasha unit will try to find a date for the Steve unit and will usually refer to him as a fossil. Sometimes they will ride around in fast cars and talk about what ever hits them.
Tony Stark: The Natasha and the Tony don't really trust each other but they will not attempt to kill each other. They will most likely snarl and playfully insult each other. The Tony will also flirt with Natasha but nothing would come from it.
Bruce Banner: The Natasha and Bruce can be left alone as long as she doesn't lie to him and Bruce doesn't test her (she will pull a weapon.) Otherwise they will discuss random topics, watch movies and eat.
Loki Odin-Laufeyson: The Natasha and a mad Loki will often get into battles of words which usually ends in "mewling quim" being thrown around. If these two come into contact and madness is not activated then Natasha will stay in companion mode. They will also watch movies and eat large amounts of ice cream.
Nick Fury: The Fury is the boss of a Natasha unit. No problems here.
Phil Coulson: The Coulson unit is a good friend and handler of the Natasha unit.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Natasha and my Tony are almost at each other's throat and I don't want no bloodshed. Help!
A: Try and keep them at their respectful corners. If all else fails than get a Clint units. He is good with crazy and help you keep the peace.
Q: My Natasha keeps trying to find me a mate. I don't want to date anything but my textbooks! What do I do to make her stop?
A: Go along with it for at least one date. If it doesn't go well than tell her how you feel and she will back off.
Q: I came home and saw my unit hiding in a corner of the apartment shaking and she will neither talk to me nor come out. How can I snap her out of it?
A: Find a Clint and put a Loki in mad mode after him. Give them about ten minutes and tell Natasha. She will snap out of it and save the day. Or reset her.
Q: I asked my unit to teach me ballet but now I regret it. She is strict and gives me no slack. What can I do?
A: Either live up to her expectations and become better or quit. She is only trying to help you in the long run.
Warranty: With proper care, the Natasha unit will live for years and might die of old age, unless a battle kills her. However, if you get scared with the deadly seductress, you can always send her back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).
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