Everybody's Fool
Summary: Tsukino Usagi, a ditz, klutz, with meatballs for brains. Or IS she. The Inner Scouts seemed to be acting rather odd after the past 2 weeks. What's up with them? Mamoru is gone? Chibi-Usa has BROWN hair? What the hell is up with this fic? Just know the G-Boys arrive later. Well, except Hiiro... R&R!
Hoshi: my first Gundam wing crossover! YAY!
Seto: I thought being that happy was against your standards.
Hoshi: It is. I'm just hoping the fic gets a lot of reviews.
Seto: well start the fic already.
Hoshi: Okay, Okay! (Mumbles: slave driver)
Seto: what?
Hoshi: nothing. v.v sad little man and I mean that in more than one way.
Seto: (glaring) stupid authoress. I'm way bigger than Joey (smirks)
Hoshi: how do YOU know how big Joey is? Hmm. (innocent smile)
Seto: (walks off mumbling about killing stupid hentai authoress)
Hoshi: v.v he didn't do the disclaimer.
Duo: I'll do it babe. (Checks Hoshi out) (Cat whistle) think after this we could get lunch?
Hoshi: the disclaimer please? :.:
(Duo walks towards readers)
Duo: Hoshi owns nothing. But her hot body and OCs...
(Hoshi turning a new shade of red)
Chapter 1: Enter Hiiro Yui
"Hiiro Yui your average hot teenager right? No. Many who know him would tell you the he's anything but normal. He creeps out he's friends by fixing a dislocated arm or leg by himself. Everyone would have thought he either married his gun, laptop, or gundam. None are sure. Now the dark brown haired teen with persussion blue eyes is said to have no emotion aka the prefect soldier. Not what everybody knows is true. Hiiro Yui does have emotions he lets slip once in a while. Not that his friends or best friend seemed to notice all the time. Relena Darlian Peacecraft, Princess of Sank Kingdom and former Queen of the World. Relena is known and sometimes seen standing on a cliff asking Hiiro to come and kill her. But he never does show up unless she's in danger. Hiiro has a tiny crush on the Peacecraft Princess but never will love her like she does him. Lately Hiiro seemed to be acquiring memories through his sleep of another Princess. This princess seems to be in the same situation as him. An actor hired to work for life for Destiny as the opposite of herself. What's a soldier and princess to do when one doesn't know the other is going through the same thing?"
: Hiiro Yui
Hiiro looked over what he just typed. It was from a third person's point of view. Out the corner of his eyes he could see Duo trying to read what he typed in his computer journal. Before Duo could finish or start reading another window popped up covering his journal entry.
'Stupid nosy grit mind your own business.' Hiiro would have said that but kept his mouth shut. That would've been very un-perfect soldierish1.
Opening a new window he proceeds to hack into some of the Alliance old files. For some reason he had a suspicion that they are holding very important information. Information preferably on the princess he keeps dreaming of. Typing the name of a place there possible can contain life. 'It can't be anywhere on earth it has to be in space. But where? The colonies? No.'
"The planet Mar's is known as a passionate planet. It's said that Martians are easily envious of Lunarians or people from the moon." The teacher said. Pausing before continuing," It is also said before the Sank Kingdom existed there was life forms on all of the planets in our Solar System. And each planet contained a Royal Family that were direct descendants of a Roman Greek God or Goddess. The Royal families also was said to have formed an alliance with the Queen of the Moon, Selene. This alliance was called The Silver Alliance and is said to have existed over 10,000 years ago."
Hiiro smirked. This class wasn't worth nothing after all. Looking at the search engine in front of him, he typed in Silver Alliance. He was shocked at the images and information that appeared on the page.
"Mr. Yui would you mind waiting after class for a few minutes," his teacher asked. Hiiro looked up for a minute then nodded indicating that he would stay after class. 'Wonder what's her problem,' he thought. Looking over the information he found the last 8 princesses of the Silver Alliance.
All were killed by an evil being named Queen Beryl of the negaverse. 'How does the Alliance know all this? It doesn't make much sense. There really can't be magic that existed it's just a myth ' Hiiro thought resisting the urge to run a hand through his brown hair.
If he did that Relena would ask him what's wrong then all the other pilots would think something's wrong. And put Duo or Quatre up to finding out what's wrong with him. Closing his laptop after saving the page, he started the work given. Okay so reading what was on the web page helped a lot since he had been paying a lot of attention to the teacher. 'Okay, note to self send a virus thank you note,' he thought as a smirk appeared on his face.
"Psss, Hii-man," Duo whispered pushing two slips of paper on his desk that was next to his. 'Whoever's bright idea to stick me with Duo and Relena the whole school year is going to die, painfully.'
Looking at the paper he could see the pink outlines on the paper. It was from Relena. Wait there were two. Relena and Duo, Death is so much easier than this, but no the stupid self-destruction button had to be malfunctioning.'
Deciding to read Relena's note first was a big mistake.
Relena's note:
oh Hiiro are you okay? You look so lonely. Maybe you should visit my house later. It'll be fun. I promise. Meet me at the fourth table at lunch 'Kay?
Your darling girlfriend Relena
Hiiro hiding his face under his hair bleached white. He wasn't her boyfriend. And he definitely did not to do THAT with her. And he was going to skip lunch anyway. Now he had more of a reason then the first one. He then looked somewhat weary of Duo's note. Opening it he cautiously read it.
Duo's Note:
Hii-man! Your girl has been calling you for past two minutes. What's up with that look? Another 'job'? Naw the windbags are gone. So what's your problem? What does she want anyway? Can I see your paper? I don't exactly pay attention to teachers ya know!
Shinigami aka Duo
Hiiro mentally rolled his eyes. Glancing at the two who were bothering him both were waiting for an answer. Picking up his pen he hastily wrote.
Relena's note:
No!
Hiiro thought plain enough. When Relena read Hiiro's reply she looked ready to cry at being rejected AGAIN by him. Hiiro mentally rolled his eyes. 'Some people are just stupid like her. Note watch Relena stand on her cliff then show up in wing zero and blast her with the twin buster rifle cannons? Maybe...' 2
Duo's note:
Let me know when hell freezes over, because the 'girl' isn't mine. Nor do I want her. And HELL NO! Keep bothering me and Deathsycthe Hell well mysteriously become pink.
Duo sent him a glare. All the while wondering why he didn't let Hiiro die back then. Then again he wonders why he didn't kill Relena either. Hiiro smirked obviously satisfied with his work. The bell finally ringed. Everyone stuffed everything in their backpacks and left for their next class. All except Hiiro and the teacher.
"Hn. You wanted to see me. Ms. Tsuki?" Hiiro asked.
Ms. Tsuki a woman with waist light lavender/silver length hair and about 27 years old, with gold eyes to match. She taught the subjects history and mythology at the same time.
"Mr. Yui. I would like see if you would have lunch with me? You seem interested in the Silver Alliance." Ms. Tsuki asked.
Hiiro hid the look of surprise. "How?"
"How what? Did I know?" Ms. Tsuki paused, "when you were passing notes to Mr. Maxwell and Ms. Peacecraft. I saw the notes on your laptop."
Hiiro looked at her suspiciously. "Who are you and who do you work for? Omae o kurosu." he said point his gun directly between his teacher's eyes.
Ms. Tsuki smiled. "I'm Hoshi Tsuki, and I work for Lady Une, head of the Preventors."
Hiiro looked at her a second longer. "Prove it."
Hoshi's smile never moved but grows. "Call Lady yourself, but I advise for you to wait till lunch. So I'll take this as a yes to my lunch invite."
Hiiro looked like he wanted nothing more than to shoot her.
"You should head to class. It starts in about five minutes." Ms. Tsuki reminded him.
"Hn." With that Hiiro grabbed his laptop and backpack and left towards math. Once inside the classroom who should he see being chased by a certain katana wielding boy then Duo Maxwell.
"Hii-man! Save ME!" The braid pilot hid behind Hiiro who pulled out his gun for the second time that day and pointed it directly between WuFei Chang's eyes.
"Stop or I'll shoot you both." he stated in his emotionless tone. WuFei glaring at both pilots but the Katana away for a time when Yui wasn't around to stop from claiming his prize; Duo's braid.
Hiiro was starting to wonder whose idea it was to put him in math class with all the pilots. Sure Trowa didn't bother him but WuFei was a ticking a time bomb that only Duo can activate.
Quatre was to polite for his own good talking to Relena as if she wasn't the reason there was a war or that he didn't dislike her.
Relena the source of all his problems. The idiot was danger prone to a: get kidnapped b: be assassinated c: have a lot of people disagree with her and they form a rebel group and start another war.
Hiiro shook his head. Lunch was looking bright for the perfect soldier. He'd be away from both problems. The bell rang for lunch and Hiiro beat the g-boys and Relena out the door and down the hall to the Advance History Classroom. That was empty except for Ms. Tsuki who was looking over some plans while examining a locket. Pausing she started writing some notes. Hiiro slipped in quietly and waited for her to realize he was there which didn't take long.
"Hello Hiiro. I guess you want to speak to Lady Une to confirm that I do work for the Preventors?"
Hiiro shook his head. "No. I want to know what you're doing in the Sank Kingdom." He said.
"I'm here to help you, though I'm also here to protect Relena-sama." Hoshi made a face at Relena's name but then again who wouldn't? That excludes the suck-up friends Relena has. She's the riches girl in school not including the fact that she's a princess. So of course she's popular and everyone wants Hiiro dead for ripping up her birthday party invitation 1 year and 1/2 ago. Hoshi looked back down at the locket then at the door when it opened. Hiiro turned and looked as well.
"Ms. Tsuki the pizza you ordered..." The delivery boy said. Obviously he had done this more than once.
"Thanks. Josh place it right here points to an empty space on her desk how much do I owe you?"
Josh pulled out a notepad and read the notes scribbled. "Uh, 13.95"
Hoshi paid with a twenty dollar bill. "Keep the change." The black haired boy left after nodding his head.
Hiiro looked at her questioningly. Hoshi didn't notice as she opened the box to see a large pepperoni pizza.
"Want one?" she asked as the steam came of the hot pizza. Hiiro shrug and took one. The two ate quietly until Ms. Tsuki asked him a question.
"Do you want me tell you all I know of the Silver Alliance?"
"Yes." Hiiro said point blank. So Ms. Tsuki began in the beginning when the Planets first became full of life.
: With G-boys:
: After Hiiro left out the door:
"Whoa, wonder where the fire is?" Duo said.
"Braid-idiot, stupid weak onna." WuFei said obviously still mad at what happened earlier between Duo, Relena and Himself.
: Flashback:
WuFei had been writing down the problems out of the textbook when an annoying noise could be heard from beside him. Annoyed he looked up and saw... Wouldn't you know it Duo balling up paper and throwing it at Relena whenever the teacher wasn't looking. The Chinese boy ...erm... man looking annoyed hissed in a low voice.
"Maxwell stop picking on the weak onna before she wails…cry!" WuFei said. Unfortunate for WuFei one of Relena's 'friends' heard him.
"She's not weak you idiot! She risked her lives for us!" the friend of Relena's said. WuFei would've retort but he was hit on the head by a paper ball.
"MAXWELL! SHINE!" (Insert chase scene)
"Mr. WuFei, Mr. Maxwell! Return to your seats or else NOW!" the teacher yelled. The two walked to their seats not before the same kid that defend Relena tripped up WuFei, and Duo saw.
"Hey Wu-man have a good trip?" he snickered. Wrong thing to say, especially to an angry Chinese person.
"MAXWELL!" WuFei started, but the sound of a gun click and pointed straight at his head.
"Chang, Duo sit down and don't get back up until the bell rings." Hiiro said. "Or I'll shoot you both." he added as an after thought.
: End Flashback:
Now it was lunch all the G-boys sat at a table together. Quatre was asking about any homework. Duo was eating, WuFei was looking disgusted at Duo's eating habits and wiped chewed up cake off he's face when the idiot spit on him while trying to talk with his mouth full. Trowa sat away from the group; he ate his lunch under a tree watching the other pilots closely. Hiiro wasn't there to stop WuFei from kill Duo and Quatre wouldn't be able to stop them on his own. Trowa sometimes wonder how he even survived living with these idiots. Well, not Quatre. Quatre was the nice, kind hearted one. Trowa wondered why an innocent boy would even join a war. Quatre gave up asking Duo anything while he was eating it was a danger to WuFei's health who started to pull out his katana.
: With Relena:
'Hmm where's Hiiro? Oh I know its our anniversary!' Relena thought with a smile. A girl named Jessica walked by a disgusted look on her face. 'Stupid Peacecraft, stupid school!' Glaring at Relena, Jessica took a seat next to her sister and best-friends. Jessica pulled out her spoon and plucked some of her apple sauce at Relena before becoming innocent.
"UGH!" Relena huffed out looking at the ruined jacket to her school uniform. Immediate 10 preps surrounded her offering their jackets. Of course Jessica rolled her eyes at the display.
"Leave it to an idiot like her (points to Relena) to have half the school cater to her over a jacket." Ashlee said a smirk present on her face.
"Jessie that wasn't nice, now do it again and aim for her face!" Jasmine scolds her best-friend.
"Keep that up and the entire school end up jumping us again." Jessica reminds them.
"(Snort) they only did that because they KNOW for a FACT that they can't beat us one on one." Amanda said.
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement. "So who wants to start a food fight this time?" Ashlee asked looking at her sister then her friends.
The four girls all decide to play rock, paper, and scissors. Ashlee lost and was about to pluck something when...3
1: Hiiro wouldn't be the perfect soldier if he said that so yea...
2: I actually saw a picture of Hiiro with WingZero about to kill Relena with the twin buster rifles. It's on one of the many 'I Hate Relena Darlian Peacecraft' sites I've been too. Look them up on yahoo.
3: it's a cliffhanger. But just so you know the next chapter we go into the SM world then we'll see what happened here in the third chapter.
Hoshi: yes! Finished Chapter 1, Chapter 2 is halfway complete but should be up after I get enough reviews and I think it'll help my writing if I can get more constructive criticism though I'm not complaining about praise reviews. Flamers you have read this on your OWN! If you can't point out an error without using the words hate' or 'this story sucks' than don't review if you want to make my story BETTER then ask to become my beta reader.
WuFei: onna why write this poor excuse for a story anyway?
Hoshi: because scholar boy! I can! And this goes on 3 other websites not just this one.
WuFei: (glaring) onna you'll die for that! (Pulls out katana) SHINE!
(Hoshi looks around then notices Quatre talking with Trowa. Then hides behind Trowa who merely raise an eyebrow)
Quatre: Miss Hoshi, what's the problem?
Hoshi: be quiet! Hide me from Wu-man he wants MY braid. (Looks at long silver braided hair)
Trowa: what did you do?
Hoshi: O.o you talked. Wait you do that only to scare people senseless. (Trowa smiles at the exclamation that Hoshi said) you know I'll never understand how people say you're emotionless? I mean you talk but not a lot. You do smile, frown, get worried and everything else that a normal person does, just not a lot.
Trowa: maybe. (Half smirk/smile)
Duo: what's with Trowa? Haven't seen him like that since the last time he talked to Catherine and convently forgot to tell us she was staying with us. Why's Wu-man running out the door?
Hoshi: well I used my powers to stop him for severally maiming me. By sending him to his death! mwhahaha
(Background: Sounds of fighting, a girl screaming aka WuFei and a loud THUMP)
(WuFei flies through the door of Hoshi's Room. Followed by a VERY pissed Hiiro)
Duo: (snickering) damn Wu-man! Why target Hii-man?
Quatre: oh my, you alright WuFei?
Hoshi: who cares the baka tried to kill m...Hiiro!
Trowa: (thinking: bakas)
WuFei: (swirly eyes)
Duo: (laughing) Hii-man, don't kill him yet I have an idea.
Quatre, Hoshi, Hiiro, Trowa: ?.?
Quatre: uh Duo that may not be such a good idea in that head of yours.