Trouble in the Kitchen of Doom
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I don't own dbz. I wish I did though.
Goku: I wanna be a part of DBZ!!!!!!!!!!
Kameha: You are a part of DBZ, You're the main character
Goku: I am?
Kameha: *sighs* Yes you are
Goku: Really? Do you think Veggie will agree?
Kameha: Yes
Vegeta: *in a limo* Ahhhhh Help!!!!! Demon Women is driving my precious limo! Stop her! *Vegeta opens the window too much and flies out the window*
Kameha: Owwwwwwww That's gotta hurt
Vegeta: You think so………… *faints*
Goku: Is Veggie dead?
Vegeta: Do you think I am?
Goku: Wwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Little Buddy is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kameha: Ok………… I think the story should begin now.
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Goku just finished sparring with his son Goten. Goku had to go to Super Saiyan just to defeat the little demi Saiyan. I can't believe he is as strong as I am and I have to go to Super Saiyan Mode and he's in his regular level. Goku thought to himself. Oh Well, at least his on our side. The older Saiyan heard a familiar grumble coming from the empty stomach of the body. Goku blushed knowing that he ate 5 minutes ago. He ran inside the kitchen to suddenly find a note that was lying on the table.
Goku read out loud," Deer Gokuh, I have too go too a very immppooorrrrttaannnttt shopping with Buhlma. U cann take kare of yourself Hun. C U Soon, ChiChi" (A/N: Sorry for the miss spelling it was Goku's pronunciation.)
Goku sighed. There wasn't anyone to cook for him, Gohan had just gone off to school and Goten is watching Barney, the 5 hour special with Trunks. Goku came up with an idea. (A/N: Wow Goku is actually thinking about something. ^_^) Since his wife was gone, he could attempt to create something that would fill the stomach for a couple of hours until she got home. He ran to the freezer to check what would be on the menu that would satisfy the hungry Saiyan.
Just then he heard the door ring. Goku went to get it. It was Vegeta. Usually he had to bust the door open but since he busted the door open too many times, Demon Women (A/N: Demon Women is Vegeta's nickname for Chichi.) had screamed at the poor little ouji. "Hi Vegeta! Nice to see you here, what brings you here?"
"Hmp. Since my Bratty son and Kaka-clone is over at my house watching the evil dinosaur show. I decided to spend some quality time with my favorite Saiyan!"
"You sure changed Vegeta, I think it's because I don't call you Veggie-chan no more." Temper rises from Vegeta's head and powers up. "I see you don't want me to call you be that name anymore. Anywayz, does Vegeta want to help me bake cookies?"
"Hm? What shall I get in return for doing the job Demon Women is supposed to do?"
Goku thought it over, "Umm… You could have the other half of the cookies."
Vegeta's ears lit up. "Fine, since you know I can't resist cookies!"
"Yay Veggie-chan is gonna help me bake cookies!" Vegeta's temper rose once more.
"Kakkarot! Never call me Veggie-chan again! If you must call me something, then at least call me Prince Vegeta to be more proper!" Vegeta barked.
"Sorry! I just couldn't help it. So let start! Help me find the cook book Veggie…. I mean Prince Vegeta Would ya?"
"Fine." He ran over to the nearest cupboard and looked for the book. He threw everything that was in his way. Goku, had to catch everything he threw or else Chichi would have a temper tantrum. "Vegeta, stop throwing everything, you're gonna break something."
"I must look for the cook book, Eating is important and who cares about what Demon Women can't find. It counts about if we Saiyans are hungry or not!" The ouji kept looking through the 2nd cupboard and lucky everything was in bags unless it would break. Goku didn't know how Chichi put the stuff in the first cupboard so he decided to put everything in the dishwasher.
"Kakkarot what are you doing with those, are you washing those containers full of expensive herbals?"
"No, Chichi told me to put the stuff in here if I didn't know where to put them, and plus, we never use the dishwasher anyway. Are they really that expensive?"
"Yup, costs $500 per pound."
"Whoa"
"Yes so you have to be careful with them." Vegeta explained.
Goku shoved everything in the dishwasher anyway and it took up half of the washer. Vegeta continued to look for the book until finally he found it. It read: The Junior Chef Fun Foods for Fun times.
"Kakarrot was is the meaning of this? Junior chef?"
"Well…… Chichi wanted me to not mess up her kitchen too much so she decided to get me this Junior Chef book and I would learn how to cook the easy way."
Vegeta burned the book but a few pages flew down the ground. "Who cares about what the book says, besides I'm the best cook in the universe!"
Goku picked up the pages and asked." Is that so? Then how come Bulma complains that you never cook and all you do is eat."
Vegeta paused for a second and answered, "Well Women always says that she is the best cook in the universe but technically I am the best cook because you will be a good cook if you say you are a good cook and I said I'm the best cook so I am the best cook!"
Goku sweat dropped. "I'm confused Vegeta"
Vegeta cheered him up, "Don't worry about it Kakkarott! All we have to do is follow this page and we'll make cookies in no time!"
Goku questioned, "If you're the best cook, how come you need this page to make cookies?"
"Because Great Minds can forget and they can be maintained easielly if you practice a lot and plus I haven't made cookies in a long time!"
"Oh Vegeta!!!!!!! How do we start making the cookies?" Goku asked excitedly.
"Did you make these before?"
"No"
Vegeta paused "Umm…. A.... Lets just try our best to make the cookies!"
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Kameha: Uh Oh!
Goku: What's gonna happen?
Kameha: You don't want to know just yet.
Vegeta: Well hurry up Chinese Girl, Write more
Kameha: I can't, I have writers block right now and I can't think and stop calling me Chinese Girl. Call me Kameha or something.
Goku: Does that mean I have to wait longer?
Vegeta: Yup until she can start remembering what to write.
Goku: Aww…….. *hugs Kameha*
Kameha: Thanks Goku but……….. Ahh Goku?? I think……… you're squeezing too hard……….
Goku: *continues hugging*
Kameha: Oh Great………. How long do I have to stand like this?
Vegeta: Forever That's how long he hugs me.
Kameha: Don't worry people! I'll manage to write the 2nd Chapter some how I know I will. And the more reviews you people make, the more humor I'll add into the chapter and I'll write it sooner…… *faints*
Goku: Why did she just faint like that?
Vegeta: Better not talk about. *Flies Kameha to the hospital*
Goku: Did I do something wrong?
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I don't own dbz. I wish I did though.
Goku: I wanna be a part of DBZ!!!!!!!!!!
Kameha: You are a part of DBZ, You're the main character
Goku: I am?
Kameha: *sighs* Yes you are
Goku: Really? Do you think Veggie will agree?
Kameha: Yes
Vegeta: *in a limo* Ahhhhh Help!!!!! Demon Women is driving my precious limo! Stop her! *Vegeta opens the window too much and flies out the window*
Kameha: Owwwwwwww That's gotta hurt
Vegeta: You think so………… *faints*
Goku: Is Veggie dead?
Vegeta: Do you think I am?
Goku: Wwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Little Buddy is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kameha: Ok………… I think the story should begin now.
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Goku just finished sparring with his son Goten. Goku had to go to Super Saiyan just to defeat the little demi Saiyan. I can't believe he is as strong as I am and I have to go to Super Saiyan Mode and he's in his regular level. Goku thought to himself. Oh Well, at least his on our side. The older Saiyan heard a familiar grumble coming from the empty stomach of the body. Goku blushed knowing that he ate 5 minutes ago. He ran inside the kitchen to suddenly find a note that was lying on the table.
Goku read out loud," Deer Gokuh, I have too go too a very immppooorrrrttaannnttt shopping with Buhlma. U cann take kare of yourself Hun. C U Soon, ChiChi" (A/N: Sorry for the miss spelling it was Goku's pronunciation.)
Goku sighed. There wasn't anyone to cook for him, Gohan had just gone off to school and Goten is watching Barney, the 5 hour special with Trunks. Goku came up with an idea. (A/N: Wow Goku is actually thinking about something. ^_^) Since his wife was gone, he could attempt to create something that would fill the stomach for a couple of hours until she got home. He ran to the freezer to check what would be on the menu that would satisfy the hungry Saiyan.
Just then he heard the door ring. Goku went to get it. It was Vegeta. Usually he had to bust the door open but since he busted the door open too many times, Demon Women (A/N: Demon Women is Vegeta's nickname for Chichi.) had screamed at the poor little ouji. "Hi Vegeta! Nice to see you here, what brings you here?"
"Hmp. Since my Bratty son and Kaka-clone is over at my house watching the evil dinosaur show. I decided to spend some quality time with my favorite Saiyan!"
"You sure changed Vegeta, I think it's because I don't call you Veggie-chan no more." Temper rises from Vegeta's head and powers up. "I see you don't want me to call you be that name anymore. Anywayz, does Vegeta want to help me bake cookies?"
"Hm? What shall I get in return for doing the job Demon Women is supposed to do?"
Goku thought it over, "Umm… You could have the other half of the cookies."
Vegeta's ears lit up. "Fine, since you know I can't resist cookies!"
"Yay Veggie-chan is gonna help me bake cookies!" Vegeta's temper rose once more.
"Kakkarot! Never call me Veggie-chan again! If you must call me something, then at least call me Prince Vegeta to be more proper!" Vegeta barked.
"Sorry! I just couldn't help it. So let start! Help me find the cook book Veggie…. I mean Prince Vegeta Would ya?"
"Fine." He ran over to the nearest cupboard and looked for the book. He threw everything that was in his way. Goku, had to catch everything he threw or else Chichi would have a temper tantrum. "Vegeta, stop throwing everything, you're gonna break something."
"I must look for the cook book, Eating is important and who cares about what Demon Women can't find. It counts about if we Saiyans are hungry or not!" The ouji kept looking through the 2nd cupboard and lucky everything was in bags unless it would break. Goku didn't know how Chichi put the stuff in the first cupboard so he decided to put everything in the dishwasher.
"Kakkarot what are you doing with those, are you washing those containers full of expensive herbals?"
"No, Chichi told me to put the stuff in here if I didn't know where to put them, and plus, we never use the dishwasher anyway. Are they really that expensive?"
"Yup, costs $500 per pound."
"Whoa"
"Yes so you have to be careful with them." Vegeta explained.
Goku shoved everything in the dishwasher anyway and it took up half of the washer. Vegeta continued to look for the book until finally he found it. It read: The Junior Chef Fun Foods for Fun times.
"Kakarrot was is the meaning of this? Junior chef?"
"Well…… Chichi wanted me to not mess up her kitchen too much so she decided to get me this Junior Chef book and I would learn how to cook the easy way."
Vegeta burned the book but a few pages flew down the ground. "Who cares about what the book says, besides I'm the best cook in the universe!"
Goku picked up the pages and asked." Is that so? Then how come Bulma complains that you never cook and all you do is eat."
Vegeta paused for a second and answered, "Well Women always says that she is the best cook in the universe but technically I am the best cook because you will be a good cook if you say you are a good cook and I said I'm the best cook so I am the best cook!"
Goku sweat dropped. "I'm confused Vegeta"
Vegeta cheered him up, "Don't worry about it Kakkarott! All we have to do is follow this page and we'll make cookies in no time!"
Goku questioned, "If you're the best cook, how come you need this page to make cookies?"
"Because Great Minds can forget and they can be maintained easielly if you practice a lot and plus I haven't made cookies in a long time!"
"Oh Vegeta!!!!!!! How do we start making the cookies?" Goku asked excitedly.
"Did you make these before?"
"No"
Vegeta paused "Umm…. A.... Lets just try our best to make the cookies!"
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Kameha: Uh Oh!
Goku: What's gonna happen?
Kameha: You don't want to know just yet.
Vegeta: Well hurry up Chinese Girl, Write more
Kameha: I can't, I have writers block right now and I can't think and stop calling me Chinese Girl. Call me Kameha or something.
Goku: Does that mean I have to wait longer?
Vegeta: Yup until she can start remembering what to write.
Goku: Aww…….. *hugs Kameha*
Kameha: Thanks Goku but……….. Ahh Goku?? I think……… you're squeezing too hard……….
Goku: *continues hugging*
Kameha: Oh Great………. How long do I have to stand like this?
Vegeta: Forever That's how long he hugs me.
Kameha: Don't worry people! I'll manage to write the 2nd Chapter some how I know I will. And the more reviews you people make, the more humor I'll add into the chapter and I'll write it sooner…… *faints*
Goku: Why did she just faint like that?
Vegeta: Better not talk about. *Flies Kameha to the hospital*
Goku: Did I do something wrong?