IN Tartarus
If Percy and Annabeth where hicks… (Please read in southern accent!)
"Gosh! I didn't know it would HURT so bad to fall into Tartarus!" Annabeth EXCLAIMED!
"Don't worry munchkins! We gonna met NICO at them doors of death! But right now I have a couple of ideas about what we can do… WANNA SNACK?"
'Oh my golly. I am so sweet on that Percy diddles'. Annabeth thought. "Some days I jus' wish that boy would scoop me up and feed my peanut butter with a spoon. Bless his heart."
"Got any peanut butta?" Annabeth said while battin her eyes like a MONKEY!
Percy slapped his thigh and laughed until his ribs gave out! "Annabeth you get me laughin harda than that pig my ma feeds blue cornchips!" Percy then looked up and got an expression of horra! "Gul darn pumpkin! There be a monster strollin our way!"
"Pull out that FAAAANCY gold sword o' yours! Swish it around!"
"Dang. You is smarter than a Einstein!"
"Yes I is. M=bc2!"