Sirius stood in Dumbledore's office, looking around at all the books.
"Hello, sir." he smiled at the man in front of him.
"Your beard looks very nice today. As always." he said, politely
Dumbledore nodded. "Do you know why i have called you here?" he asked.
Sirius smiled"No, but I'm sure you can tell me," his voice combined with the serious eyebrow workout made Dumbledore raise an eyebrow.
"You have been very bad."
"Are you going to punish me, sir?" Dumbledore smiled.
"Go-"
Professor McGonagall walked in, a severe look on her younger face.
"Dumbledore, do you know why Sirius is in your office?" she demanded.
"No, but I'm sure you will tell me" both children (ahem, child and adult) said it at exactly the same time. They smiled at each other like ten-year-olds.
McGonagall huffed, "Sirius you may go. Dumbledore, I need to speak to you."
"Do you,now Professor?" Sirius snarked as he went round her for the door.
Back in the Gryffindor common room, Sirius flung himself into the chair next to James.
"I," he announced"Have seduced the Great Dumbledore."
James scoffed.
"Yeah right, you went in there 'cos you were setting off Dung bombs in Potions."
Sirius wagged a finger, "Flirting and suggestive comments." he advised, "Gets you everywhere."
Lupin swung into the conversation,
"Not with Lily, it doesn't," James jumped on him as Lily looked across the room at her name. She raised an eyebrow at Sirius who shrugged and pointed to where Lupin had easily pinned James to the floor and was chatting with another student.
A prefect ran into the room.
"Dinner!"
As James gathered his stuff, he looked Sirius up and down.
"You didn't seduce him, seriously."
"I'm Sirius, use my real name, like a true friend," he mock-cried. James rolled his eyes.
"Thank you students for another good, non-injured-someone-lying-broken-groaning-in-the-medical-ward day."
Dumbledore finished.
Sirius gave a huge, over-exaggerated wink
Dumbledore gave him a huge over-exaggerated wink back.
James slammed his hands down on the table, stood up and stormed out of the Great Hall.