K: Hey, guys! Krissa Kat here, and I'munna be talking with Mistah Markiplier!
M: Hello, everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to a totally fake conversation/reaction thingy that she came up with in her head.
K: Oh, gee. THANKS, MARK.
M: What? It's the truth.
K: Yeah, but you don't have to say it like that.
M:*(Insert rude face)*
K: *(holds up screwdriver)*
M: 'Zat for?
K: (in pacifying tone) Screwdriver, pointing it at you, no? What do you do with a screwdriver, Mark?
M: You screw things, duh – OHHH….
K: "Screw you, Mark."
M: That was terrible, Kaite.
K: I know.
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*(watching Yamimash play FNaF 4)*
K: *(dying of laughter)* Oh, poor Aaron!
M: *(has pillow over face)* Bored.
K: YOU'RE NOT EVEN WATHING IT!
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*(watching Drunk Minecraft)*
K: *(with recording of Bob)* A "jub-jub"?
M: Deh–ab-pffff! They sound the same!
K: No they don't, Mark!
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*(watching Felix play L.O.T.B.F.)*
K: *(grabs Mark's hand same time he grabs hers)*
OMYGOSHOMYGOSHOMYGOSH!
M: C'MONC'MONC'MON!
*(Marzia calls)*
In unison: GODDAMMITT!
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*(watching Netty Scribble's new Flowers for my Valentine animation.)*
K: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE FINALLY CAME OUT WITH IT! IT TOOK FOREVER!
M: *(wincing, covers ears)* Geez, calm down Ka- Whaaauuuuuuut? *(watches video as well)* Awww…
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*(watching anonymous person's Markimash video)*
Video: DOCTOR MARKIPLIER?! Nurse Yamimash, haha.
M: Wait, who made this video?
K: *(not paying attention, still watching video)*
M: Kaite?
K: Hmm?
M: *(slowly and deliberately)* WHO. MADE. THE. VI-DE-O?
K: Oh, I did.
M: What?!
K: *(shakes head, clicking tongue)* That edit could've gone better.
M: Kaite?!
K: NEXT VIDEO!
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*(watches Markiplier sped up 55 minute montage)*
In unison: *(laughing so hard, they can't breathe)*
M: Oh, PRICELESS!
K: *(still laughing)*
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*(afterwards)*
K: So, how'd you like the videos?
M: Eh, they weren't bad.
K: Good, coz that was all I had for you.
M: Aw, crap.
K: Sorry. Anyway, guys! That is the end of this word doc, and if you enjoyed this episode, be sure to leave a like, a comment, and subscribe to see more, and I will see you all next time. Mark?
M: Yeah, we're gonna end this thingimajig here, and continue on in a future word doc. If you wanna see more, click the annotation in the corner, and as always, I WILL SEE YOU! In the next video.
BUH-BYE!
K: BUH-BYE!
FIN.