Freaky Farting Frenzy
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Because there's not enough farting fanfics out there involving these two gassy princesses, amirite? Nope, we need both Peach and Bubblegum tooting!
Princess Peach Toadstool and Toadette were in the Candy Kingdom, with Princess Bubblegum having brought them there through a warp portal that connected the Candy Kingdom with the Mushroom Kingdom. The two princesses wondered what to do in Princess Bubblegum's tower while Toadette was looking out the window, envying the view.
"So, you have a constant farting condition, too?" Princess Bubblegum asked as she held her hands together, wearing her regular pink dress.
Princess Peach nodded in response, her arms folded together. "Yeah. But I learned to embrace it ever since I was young. Let's just say, I haven't been kidnapped as much as I used too."
Bubblegum murmured as she tilted her head to the right, curious. "Hmm, maybe I should try doing that to the Ice King so I won't get kidnapped all the time." She glanced over at Toadette. "Does she have a farting problem, too?"
Peach shook her head as she blinked. "She used too, but then she managed to stop. She still lets out some now and then, though, like everyone else normally does."
Toadette turned around, facing both Peach and Bubblegum. "Why are you two talking about farts?" She asked innocently as she wrapped her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap.
Bubblegum turned to Toadette, moving her arms about. "Well, I went through a farting problem, and so did both Marceline and Flame Princess. But we managed to get some control of it..."
"Well, you can't fault your big butt from wanting to play the tuba," Peach commented as she giggled, shrugging. "After all, I pray the lord and savior, Captain Kirk, for my great flatulence, and every day, I Grant Kirk Hope."
Suddenly during the chat, Princess Bubblegum's stomach grumbled as the three girls noticed, all of them glancing at each other as Princess Bubblegum farted, a large pink bubble emerging out of her pink dress, with Bubblegum slightly blushing in embarrassment. Peach and Toadette both giggled as they noticed how big Bubblegum's fart bubble was.
"Wow, Bonnibel! Your fart bubble is huge!" Toadette exclaimed as she raised her arms in the air. "A total 360 of giant proportions! Like, Xbox hueg! In fact, as big as the Xbox One!"
Bubblegum sighed as she closed her eyes, placing both of her hands on her pink face. "Oh, I know... everyone laughs at me because of how big my bubbles are."
Peach felt something rolling in her stomach, smiling as she glanced back up at Bubblegum. "Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty gassy too." Placing both of her hands on her butt, Toadette and Bubblegum watched as Princess Peach farted loudly, her flatulence being deeper pitched than Bubblegum's.
Bubblegum's eyes widened as she gasped. "Goodness, yours was deeper than mine! How was that possible?" She asked, leaning forward as she let out another fart, the bubble being half the size than the first one.
Peach giggled as she waved her right hand at Bubblegum. "Oh, I eat a lot of turnips and mushrooms. It really helps to make farts loud and majestic." She then raised her left hand as she opened her mouth, letting out another fart that went on longer, being even more deeper pitched, following off with two poots.
Toadette felt something wet in her panties, glancing down as she gasped. "Uh... I gotta use the little girl's room..." She then headed out of Bubblegum's bedroom as she went straight to the bathroom.
Bubblegum folded her arms as she nodded her head. "Oh my, it looks like we're both still pretty gassy, huh?" She admitted as she folded her arms, a smirk appearing on her face. "Want to see who's gassier between the two of us?"
Peach smiled as she let out another drawn out bout of flatulence from her butt, placing her hands on her hips as she nodded in agreement. "Yeah. We'll see who's the real Pootstool around here!"
And thus it began, the farting contest that would cause great strive to the Candy Kingdom and the Mushroom Kingdom... as well as all of Ooo and Mario World. Now only one question remains...
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...Is Your Body Ready?