A/N: Ok this is my first true blood fic and I'm real nervous as I have only ever written Doctor Who. This will be a multi-chapter fic if you guys like it. Also this is A/U and OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, those rights go to CH and AB. Also the song is S.E.X by Nickelback.


I was in my office at home with Godric when my phone rang; looking at the caller ID, I smirked widely when I realised it was Sookie calling. This was going to be fun. I hadn't gotten the chance to tell Godric about Sookie yet.

"Hello Lover," I purred as I answered.

Her sweet musical laughter filled my ear as I looked up at Godric to see him looking at me with curiosity.

"Eric!" she exclaimed with mock annoyance, but I can hear the smile in her voice.

I met Sookie about three years ago when she came into Fangtasia, hoping to help her brother out of some trouble; instead, she helped me out by warning me about the raid about to take place. It took about a year for me to gain her trust, and we have become very good friends and business associates. I learned quickly that Sookie may look fragile but she is far superior, as she is a hybrid of Divine and Fae, with a bit of Sae and Shifter mixed in. She is well over three thousand years old and an exceptional fighter, as Bill Compton found out when he tried to manipulate her, thinking her a small town country bumpkin. She is exactly the kind of person my maker needs in his life right now.

Smirking, I asked, "What can I do for you this fine night, Miss Stackhouse?"

More laughter as she replied, "I was hoping you and Pam could swing by later on and help me out."

"Why do you need me, is Pam not enough for advice these days?" I said in mock seriousness.

I heard Sookie sigh in exasperation before replying, "Of course she is, but I have a new song that I need testing out, and trust me when I say you're the best person for it."

Intrigued by this, I told her we would be by in two hours.

Hanging up, I turned back to see Godric with a look of intense interest and curiosity on his face and an eyebrow raised in question.

"What?" I said in innocence.

This only caused his brow to rise higher as he smiled at me indulgently.

"Her name is Susanna 'Sookie' Stackhouse – Brigant and she is the most fascinating creature I have ever met." I say dramatically.

I saw his look of surprise that I know Fae royalty.

I chuckled at him.

He looks at me before asking, "How on earth did you become involved with Fae royalty?"

"Well I met her three years ago, when she came into the bar looking to help her brother out of some trouble and ended up helping me out by telling me about a raid that was about to take place. After that I tried to bed her, but was knocked back until I realised that we were better off as friends."

Godric was stunned. When it came to Eric, women threw themselves at him. Fully intrigued now, he decided he had to meet this woman.

Looking at his master, Eric answered his unasked question, "Yes, you can come and meet her; I think you will like each other."

Two Hours Later

As we arrived the scene that greeted us was nothing unusual. Jason, Claude, Claudine and Sookie were all outside training, and when I say training I mean Jason and Claude against Sookie while Claudine made sure no one got hurt.

I chuckled as I saw Sookie knock them down and stand over them looking smug.

"Come on guys, you can do better than that," I heard Sookie say

Jason and Claude looked at each other before Claude grabbed Jason's arm and popped them away.

Sookie and I laughed while Claudine shook her head affectionately.

Turning to me, Sookie smiled before asking, "You want to go a round with me, Eric?"

I shook my head before responding, "No, I learnt my lesson last time."

I felt an elbow to the ribs as a reminder to not be rude, and introduced Godric.

"Sookie, I would like to introduce you to my maker, Godric; and Godric, this delightful creature is Susanna or Sookie," I said.

Sookie looks at Godric intensely for several seconds before speaking.

"Hello Godric, it's a pleasure to meet you," she said, in a voice that reminds me of tinkering bells.

Smiling, Godric replied, "Hello, I must say the pleasure is most definitely all mine."

Smiling at us, Sookie invited us to go inside so she could shower, change and get down to business.

Twenty minutes later had us at the table with Pam and Sookie looking at her latest designs, and Godric and I waiting for them to finish so I can hear Sookie's new song.

I looked up at the same time Sookie did, and knew this is going to be a little bit longer.

"Did you guys want a drink?" Sookie asked.

When we nodded, I waited for Sookie to get up and grab some true bloods, and was only slightly surprised when four goblets of the purist smelling AB neg in them appeared on table.

"That's new," I state.

"Yeah, it's not something I do often but you guys deserve it, because I just realised that I have some new shoe designs for Pam," she said, knowing what is about to happen.

Pam squealed out loud before hugging Sookie and saying, "You did some more designs for me?"

Smiling indulgently, Sookie replied, "Of course I did; now let me go so I can get them for you."

Sookie grabbed her blood and walked towards her office to get her design book that she had made especially for Pam.

Smiling after her, I turned back to see Pam practically bouncing in her seat in excitement and Godric in awe.

Sookie returned and passed the book to Pam before turning to me and saying, "While Pam is looking at the designs, why don't we go and hear my new song?"

Before I had a chance to respond, Godric spoke first.

"Do you mind if I listen too?" he asked.

"Of course," she replied, with a beautiful smile.

Godric and I followed her to her mini music studio, where she handed me a sheet of paper that had some lyrics and I wasn't even half way through when I knew I wanted to hear her sing it.

"Ok, you have to sing this!" I exclaimed excitedly, making her smile.

"Ok," she said, and went about setting up the pre-recorded back ground music.

Once it was all set up, Sookie stepped up to her mike and started to sing.

[Verse 1]
"No" is a dirty word,
Never gonna say it first,
"No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind.
Maybe in the parking lot,
Better bring your friend along,
Better off together than just one at a time.

[Chorus]
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah!

[Verse 2]
I'm loving what you wanna wear,
I wonder what's up under there?
Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue?
I'd love to try to set you free,
All of you all over me.
Love to hear the sound you make the second you're done.

[Chorus]
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer; it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah! (YES)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chorus]
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer; it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah! (YES)
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer; it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah! (YES)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

YES!

"So what do ya think?" she asked.

To Be Continued...