Honestly, I love writing these stories, and I hope you love reading them too! But, a week is too long for me! I was really excited to start another story. So, here we are: Episode two, deux, dos!

One month after Episode 1

Doctor's POV

'You know,' I said to Rose, aboard the TARDIS. 'There is one country, just one country on Earth that I've never visited. Just one.'

'Which one?' She replied.

I clicked my fingers and the doors opened to show a field, covered in snow, with the snow itself falling intensely.

'Russia!' I opened my arms and said triumphantly.

'Russia?' Rose said, taken aback. 'The only country you've never been to is Russia?'

'Don't sound so surprised! I'm sure Russia's a great place!' I reassured her.

'Ok, I was expecting it to be a place like, oh I don't know... But definitely not Russia!' She retorted.

'Russia sounds awesome, and you, sound racist.' I said, but `i'd touched a nerve.

'OI!' said Rose. 'I'm not a racist, I just... Thought it would be somewhere a little bit more... um... glamorous- I mean, it's not exactly the best sight ever out there is it?'

'Well true,' I admitted. 'I meant to land in Moscow.' I added.

'I'm guessing you didn't then?' Rose asked.

'Doesn't seem like it, unless there has been a freak weather accident and the entire city collapsed into itself.'I chuckled.

I set the co-ordinates to Moscow, Russia, 3,12,14.

'Off we go then?' I asked Rose.

'Off we go then.' She admitted.

The TARDIS dematerialised, then it bumped, meaning we arrived in Moscow, hopefully, not the Moscow in Russia in Raxacoricofallapotorius.

'So you've been to every country?' Rose asked.

'Every country.'

'EVERY country?'

'Yes,' 'I started. 'And everyone hosted some sort of Alien.

'Everyone of those countries you visited you met an Alien?'

'Yes, Afghanistan I met a viiscous hoard of Zygons, Australia Slitheen, um... Albania I defeated the Axons, Algeria, uh, Algeria... oh, yeah, the Judoon were tracking a false alibi. American Samoa I met a family of Yeti, UNIT dealt with them. Andorra was attacked by Sontarans, Angola was threatened by a mad Cyberleader planning to set up a new empire, Angullia were also attacked by Sontarans. Antartica, surprisingly I met fire beasts, fire beasts? In Antartica? Antigua and Barbuda were attacked by the Carrionites, Argentina were slaughtered by Drahvins, UNIT were there too. Armenia, the Silurians. Austria were attacked by Clockwork Droids, Azerbaijan were assaulted by the Demons of Tashoko, I should take you there some day, Tashoko. Bangladesh were invaded by... by... oh yeah! Atraxi! Barbados, Barbados was beatiful! They were attacked by scavengers of a lost Sycorax force. The Bahamas were nearly wiped out by Rutans. Belgium were attacked by an insane computer, captured Charlemagne too. Bolivia took down Autons, saved me a job. Bosnia & Herzegovina fell victims to a Dalek Pirate raid. UNIT managed to fight them off, that was only the 1100s! Brazil, the Sea Devils. Bulgaria were attacked by another Dalek Pirate raid. Cameroon were attacked by Ood, albeit a devolved species of Ood. Canada fell victims too Jerkhalia, a disease spreader, they attacked the USA too, so did the Daleks, well the Daleks attacked everywhere. Chile were attacked by Drahvins too. China was attacked by Mondus Cybermen, the locals fought them off, that was havoc! Costa Rica was attacked by Silurians, meaning, Jurassic Park is a true story, uh... sort of, there both closely related. Ivory Coast, or Cote d'Ivoire fell to the Nightmare Child. Croatia fought off the Sontarans. Cuba, the Weeping Angels. Cyprus were attacked by, I can't remember their names, Greece were also. Czech Republic fell too Fire Demons. Denmark, the unholy beast. Ecuador, a Dalek Pirate raid, oh and the Slitheen at the same time, I didn't need to do anything I just let them scrap between themselves. Egypt, turns out the Jackals in the Pyramids were aliens, the Jicromazor. El Salvador was attacked by Silurians, they were butchered by the Guerrillas. Estonia fell to Sontarans, they almost wiped out the planet. Until the Shadow Proclamation had their say. Finland, the Daleks, that wasn't just a Pirate raid. UNIT got there right after I did. France fought off Sea Devils. Ghana- what?'

Rose was looking at me with a smile/grimace on her face.

'I get the point, half them things I've never heard of before, well, nearly all of them. "Sontarans this, Atraxi that! What I also got from that is that the Earth has the tightest security in the universe.'

'Tell that to humanity.' I shrugged.

Rose looked at me scornfully.

'Well it's true, humanity is the worst thing that happened to Planet Earth, causing all that pollution.' I told her.

'Speak for yourself, you and the Daleks are the worst things that happened to the universe.' She retorted.

I rolled my eyes at her.

'You know what,' she began. 'Are we going to stand here for all time bickering about superior species are we going out there and seeing the delights of Russia?' She asked.

'Oh... um, yeah, we are!' I realised. 'Pack your hats and gloves!'

We trotted out of the TARDIS to see 7 or 8 soldiers pointing their guns at us.

'You have entered Earth airspace Doctor,' said one of the soldiers with a very heavy Russian accent. 'We are from UNIT, and you are to come with us.'

What do UNIT want with the Doctor this time? Find out tomorrow.