Hello! Sorry I haven't written anything for a while. There really has been nothing for me to write about...until now. This is more or less like my other works, short and very strange with little point. My friend helped me come up with it, so it's not all me. Also, I own nothing.
It was an average day in the sophomore Honors English class. Everyone was busy taking their Julius Caesar test. The room was completely silent save for the sound of pencil against paper. Mr. Lemon, the teacher, was sitting at his table in the front of the room, going through essays from previous classes.
Suddenly there was a loud pop! and a man stood in the middle of the classroom. The man had fluffy brown hair and his head was shaped like a peanut. He also had scrawny little chicken legs. He sported an average looking bow tie and suspenders. Strangely enough, he also had a fez on his head and a weird, chunky looking watch on his wrist. "Hello there," he said cheerfully. Every pair of eyes were now on this strange looking man. "I received a note saying to be in this location at this very moment in time. Not quite sure why yet," he said, twisting from left to right, inspecting the class.
"How dare you interrupt my class while they are taking a test over J.C.," Mr. Lemon said in his booming voice. He began to rise from his chair, "Let me fix you with my steely gaze," he said and began to walk toward the intruder. As he walked around his table, his foot caught on the table leg, causing him to go tumbling to the ground. He rolled for a few paces, before cracking in half.
When Mr. Lemon cracked open, lots of things began to pour out of him; children from every decade for the past 70 years, the Renaissance Era, even a T-Rex came out. It smashed through the wall leading into the hall. A old, scratchy female voice shouted "SISSY!" followed closely by the sound of a zipper.
A Roman solider even spilled out. "Rory!" the strange man yelled, "what were you doing in there?" The Roman solider scrambled to his feat, his face ghostly white.
"I'm not sure. One minute I'm guarding the Pandocia Box in the museum, when this man comes in saying that he's hungry. Then next thing I know I'm in a dark, damp, sticky room. Now I'm here." The Roman solider called Rory, staggered over to the strange man. He smacked Rory on the back, causing Rory to nearly fall back down.
"Ah well you're here now!" the starnge man exclaimed with a wide grin on his face.
A funny looking blue police box also flopped out of the cracked Mr. Lemon. "AHA!" the man cried, running over to the blue box. "That's why I'm here! I was wondering where you went," he man said, rubbing the police box. "Sorry about your teacher here." He glanced down and Mr. Lemon. "Not much I can do now I'm afraid. But there are other worlds that need to be saved! C'mon Rory." He opened the blue police box and stepped inside, followed closely by Rory, who nervously glanced around still unsure of his environment. A moment later, a whooshing sound was heard and the box disappeared from sight.
The sophomore Honors English class stared, pondering over the events that had just occurred. A few glanced down at their test, wondering if they still needed to finish. Others continued with the test, just to be on the safe side. You never know with Mr. Lemon. From the very back of the room a lone voice was heard, "Is anyone gonna eat that?"
There you have it! Strange right? I'm aware. If you feel the urge to leave a review saying that this is "stupid," "pointless," "what the hell were you thinking?" "what is this crap?" save it. I already know all those things, you do not need to repeat it, but I would live some reviews please.