Day 1
Ness woke up at 6:00 AM and looked at a picture of his best friend Lucas and began to blush (all my fanfictions must be required to start with this). Ness then began to get worried.
Day 4
At School there was a converstation between some random peeps at Ness' Lunch Table about who their crush was.
"My crush is Kirby", Link said.
"My crush is Duck Hunt", Pikachu said.
Donkey Kong was about to say his crush was Diddy Kong but then he realized that would be pedophilia.
Ness was sweating, face pure red.
Link said "Is there anything wrong?"
Ness was like "Uhhh..."
Link said "You have a crush? Right?"
Ness said "Y-yess..."
Link said "Who is it"
Everyone proceeded to beg Ness to answer
Ness said "OKAY ITS LUCAS!"
Link said "k"
Ness said "I need help asking out Lucas."
Link said "Okay just tell him you like him"
Ness said "k"
Day 6
Ness got up again and went on his Phone and texted Lucas "lmao I kinda like u"
Lucas got the message and then texted back "K lets go to Dance"
Then Lucas said to Isabelle secretly "I'm trolling Ness, don't worry I am not cheating on you"
Day 7
The Winter Dance was coming up, and Ness decided to prepare by wearing a bunch of rainbow flags, Ness thought Lucas would be more likely to like him if he did this unironically.
Day 15
Lucas forces Ness to do all his homework for him to go to the dance, and Ness accepts because he has low self-esteem (Sorry that was PC). Ness was a very good student and Lucas got A's in his Math Class.
Day 20
Winter Dance was here, and Ness and Lucas danced and stuff. Lucas trolled Ness and snitched him and called the FBI
Lucas: Ness is gay
FBI: Okay we will deport him to California
Lucas: okay
Day 21
Ness was escorted out of his home by Garfield the Orange Cat.
Ness: WTF PEDOPHILE?!
Garfield: Nope, i'm just doing my business.
Ness then preceded to use his PK Fire on Garfield, to which Garfield said "M8 that doesn't work on me".
Ness: REEEE
Ness was then sent to California, which was largely infertile (?)
The End (below is alternate)
ALTERNATE ENDING (Begins on day 6)
Lucas: Okay I also like you
Ness and Lucas preceded to throw off a big celebration and then started to flirt with eachother
Day 21
Ness: I love u lmaoo winkie winkie
I was getting extremely bored writing this, I might continue or something but meh