Ever since that day, people seem to see me in a different light, never again the same as it used to. My best friend is always worries about me and always keeps me away from anything sharp, pointy or dangerous. Now you might think I am a killer or something. But I am not. I am a normal person who just wants to end his life early. Nothing wrong about that, right? It's not a crime to try to kill myself for 12 times, right? Now my best friend thinks I need help, so he put in this mental institution. It's called The Fiery Passion Mental Institute. Kind of a lame name if you ask me. Anyway before I continue on my rant about my horrid life in that loony bin, I have to tell you how I broke my best friend's last straw…

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"Hey, Iruka I am back!" Kakashi walked into his apartment, and he placed a grocery bag on the kitchen table.

After a few seconds, hearing no answer Kakashi began to panic. 'Shit, did he find a weapon to kill himself with? I could have sworn I kept all that shit away!'

Kakashi began to scan around the house to see where his best friend was. Before he could find his friend, he noticed a note; a suicide note.

"Dear Kakashi,

By the time you read this I would probably be in the heavens. Don't grieve over me because you know I will be watching you from up there."

'Yea right he will. When I find him I am going to slap the hell out of him,' Kakashi thought as he frowned

"Remember last time when we where young we made a promise that we would live to our fullest and be friends forever? Well, I am sorry that I can't abide to that promise."

'That was like 3 days ago we made that promise. The whole point was to stop him from killing himself,' Kakashi sighed as he continued reading the letter.

"At my funeral, I request my favorite song to be played: Don'tcha by the pussycatdolls. I would also want my coffin to be custom made; turquoise green and navy blue with diamonds studded everywhere."

'Ewww…I didn't know he like that song. Asshole! We're not that rich! Diamonds, sheesh, we don't even have enough money to keep me full,' Kakashi thought.

"Please bury me 12 feet under; cause 6 feet under is so overated."

'I can't believe he used to be a teacher!'

"I want to have a flower girl to sprinkle some black roses as my coffin is being moved. By the way I already personally asked my cousin to do this for me, as she has no piano lessons this week."

'Now that's crazy. Never thought he'd lost it until this.'

"Please put some knives or guns in my coffin, as I am afraid of being only half dead. Thus, if I awake in the coffin I would rather die quickly than suffocate to death."

'Why is he so FUCKING emo!?'

"Anyway...thanks a lot for everything. You are like a brother I never had and the greatest friend in the world.

With much sincerity,

Iruka"

'There is still a P.S.?'

"P.S.: You know that filthy book you lost? Icha something…well I am the one who hid it. LOL"

"I WILL FUCKING KILL HIM!! I WILL FUCKING KILL THE GUY WHO CREATED THAT STUPID SHORT FORMING SLANG!" Kakashi screamed.

"Oh…you read my suicide note. Well that's not fun," Iruka walked out of the bathroom with a towel with a knife.

"Where is my fucking book?!" Kakashi glared at Iruka viscously.

"Right cupboard near the coffee table," Iruka answered simply as he raised the knife to his left wrist.

"What the hell you are bathing for?" Kakashi said as he searched for his book, to find it seconds later.

"I am just taking my last bath. That is wrong with that?" Iruka shrugged as he started to slice his wrist.

"That's it!" Kakashi howled as he threw his book at Iruka, which disrupted his suicidal tendencies, "You are going to that metal institute whether you like it or not!"

Kakashi took a moment to calm himself, and then he walked to where Iruka was and kicked away the knife as he bandaged Iruka's wrist.

"But I am not crazy! I am just delusional!" Iruka protested.

"You are! You are fucking crazy okay!? All I want is for you to move on with your fucking life and forget what happened in the past!" Kakashi shouted.

"Well it's not like you'll be there forever. Only 2 years, and I will promise I will visit you…okay? Plus they will make you…normal."

"Fine, I'll go," Iruka answered, defeated.

A/N: Don't ask...I was on crack while writing this...Now you all might say..."Hey! WHAT happened TO YOUR OTHER FICS??"...here a simple answer...I have no ideas(or inspiration for that matter) for my other fics...soo sorry I will try my best to do others

Beta-ed by Forgotten in Shadows!! Lovee yaaa!