When Hell Freezes Over
This is a little humorous drabble about Light and the pretenses in which he'll admit to being Kira.
Light: I do not like this. I would never be this stupid.
Skipper: Oh, I beg to differ.
Light: Don't make me kill you!
Skipper: Like you did Ryuuzaki? In fact, that reminds me……is scribbling on a piece of paper
Light: What the hell is that?!
Ryuk: hyuk, hyuk.
Skipper: Payback for killing Ryuuzaki. I just wrote your name on a piece of the Death Note that Ryuk so graciously supplied.
Light: Nooo!! Please RxR, before it's too late!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, just this little story. And if I did own it, L would've won, Kira would have died sooner, and L would have found happiness.
Light and Ryuuzaki were still chained together. And Light was sick and tired of being accused of being Kira, even though he wasn't. At least that was what he wanted L to think.
One day Light and L got to bickering again.
"I am not Kira!" Light yelled furiously at L.
L looked at him with a non-chalant expression. "Well, I do believe you to be Kira. I am sorry that displeases you, Light….Kira…."
"Shut UP, L!!" Light was becoming enraged, and his eyes glinted red.
"Why? Because I know the truth?" L chewed on his thumb. "Why don't you just admit to being Kira? It would be a lot easier on everyone, including you and your father."
"Alright, fine." Light smirked at L. "I will confess to being Kira when hell freezes over."
At that moment, Matsuda ran into the room that was used as Light's bedroom, in which L also had to sleep in. But being L, he did not sleep.
"Light, L, come here! You have to see what's broadcasting on Sakura TV!" Matsuda's eyes seemed to pop out of his head.
L walked past him, dragging Light along with him. "What is it? Some new news about Kira?"
As everyone looked at the screen for Sakura TV, a news reporter spoke.
"It has now been confirmed that hell has freezed over."
Light just stood there, mouth agape. With a triumphant look, L turned towards him.
"Well well well, Light Yagami. Care to make a statement?"
"Oh shut up!"
Ryuk: Well, Light. You weren't too bright, eh? Hyuk, hyuk.
Light: Shut….up…..
Skipper: 20 seconds, Light.
Light: NO!! eyes take on a crazed look I can't die, I am Kira! Kira, do you hear me? I am Kira!! The god of the new world! You can't kill me!!
Skipper: looks at Light with hate 25 seconds.
Ryuk: Wow, Light. Confessing to be Kira twice!
Light: Shut up, Ryuk!! looks at you, the reader Please, save me!!
Skipper: The only way you might save him, not that I see why you would want to, is by reviewing.
Light: on the edge of insanity Review!! Review or….or….I'll kill you! I'll kill you!!
Skipper: Whatever, Light. By the way, 30 seconds.