Just imagine that Storybrooke is a little bigger than it is in the show.
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Killian was at his girlfriend, Milah's, house trying to make her dinner and failing. He was getting ready to propose to her that night, but she was late. He was sitting on the couch waiting for her to get home when she came through the door making out with some guy passionately.
"What is going on here!?" Killian yelled, getting angry that he didn't realize that she was cheating on him.
Milah turns around and sees Killian and the Chinese food on the table and just froze. The guy she was making out with introduced himself:
"Hi, I am Robert Gold, Milah's husband."
"H-husband?" Killian felt sick at the thought that he was wrecking a relationship and that Milah had lied to him.
"K-killian what are you doing here?" Milah was trying to preserve anything that might be going to happen between them by acting that there was nothing wrong going on. All the while Gold was looking at Killian with an interested look and silently talking with Milah.
She knows what he wants and grins because it sounds fun.
"Killian why don't you join us?"
"What? That is not going to happen, I am going to take this wine and leave"
He stands up to leave when Milah sighs and exclaims, "This is why I didn't tell you, you have no imagination or a sense of adventure."
Killian pictures throwing the wine bottle at her, but decides he won't sink to that level and just calmly leaves the house. When he gets to his apartment he grabs the wine and some rum that he has lying around and goes into his room to get drunk.
At the other side of town, Someone is staring at a hotel when she gets bumped into by someone: "Move it lady!"
"Sorry!" she exclaims in a happy tone.
She starts dancing slightly to herself when listening to the elevator music. She knocks in a door and it is answered by an older woman.
"Are you Cora?"
"Yes, who are you?"
"Did you hire someone to kill your daughter today in order to get her business?"
"H-how do you know that?" Cora is panicking because no one should know about that.
"Well, how do you think?" This young lady puts on kitten ears on her head, shaking it as she does so, "It is wrong to hire someone to kill someone else."
"But, you are a hitman," Cora is trying to reason with her,
"Well, first it is hit woman and second no one is perfect, I need money too." She says this as she shoots Cora in her hotel room.
This young lady is Emma Swan and she is dancing down the hall when a van pulls up outside.
"Lock and load guys, this girl is going down!"
"Yeah, she has spent her last day dancing as she kills us!", another person exclaims.
They are all getting their guns ready when the person who seems in charge makes a face. The mercenaries are leaving the van when the last guy to get out, looks back and wonders what is happening.
"Cassidy, you coming?"
A young man stands up and takes off his bulletproof vest. "No, I am not, I was wrong, I thought you guys were professionals, but I was wrong, so I will be staying here while you guys die."
The guy snorts, "whatever, coward",
Cassidy shakes his head, but stays on comms so that he can hear what goes wrong.
Emma is heading into a ballroom when she notices that people are inside setting up for a wedding. "Aww, I love weddings, but right now everybody should leave, there is a fire in the hotel," while she says this she pulls the trigger on her gun saying, "Fire people, that means leaving and running out of the building, now!"
Everybody goes, but not before the mercenaries crash and start shooting everywhere. They just keep missing and missing and Emma is dancing her way to a table where she hides really quick before getting a head shot at some woman mercenary.
"I really liked her," Cassidy mentions as he marks off a x where the lady died on the blueprints of the building.
She shoots a couple more of the mercenaries with her first shots when this guy with two machine guns in both hands stands up and shoots everything he can, which includes the wedding cake.
"She's by the cake!"
Cassidy hearing this shakes his head, "If she is by the cake that means that she has knives," while he is saying this Emma had grabbed the knives and threw them at the mercenaries. She ended up killing the rest of them.
Cassidy overhears her mentioning, "Why shoot the cake, that is just wrong, who does that?"
Well that is that he thinks while putting the lid back on the marker.