I do not own Twilight. They belong to the amazing Stephanie Meyer.

This is my first story!

Npov

"Nessie? Nessie! NESSIE!" I heard Alice yell as she made her way down the hall. "Ness, get your a—butt out of bed RIGHT NOW!"

"Auntie Alice, shut up, I'm trying to sleep!" I moaned. I rolled onto my side and checked my alarm clock. It read 5:30 am! Oh joy.

From down the hall my mother called, "Be polite to your aunt Renesmee."

"Sorry. PLEASE shut up Alice. And let me sleep to!" I amended.

"You have to get up or we'll never have you ready. You'll be late!." she insisted.

"Late for what?" It was Christmas break for cryin' out loud.

"The Christmas party at Esme's!" she explained.

"Alice, the party doesn't start until 5. We still have time."

"Holy Potatoes! I thought we had till 6! We gotta get ready NOW!" she cried.

"Why bother." I sighed.

"Jacob will be th-" she was cut off by my mental breakdown.

"Oh My go-" Bella appeared out of nowhere.

"You had better finish that with gosh, young lady." she scolded. Jeez, overprotective much?

"Omigosh! What the heck will I wear?" I half screamed.

"Relax," her gaze flickered to the large garment bag on my bed. "I already have your outfit picked out. All I have to do is your hair and makeup." she said calmly.

I wanted to see what she had gotten. I opened the bag to find a short red dress, a green, red, and white plaid headband with a green Christmas bow attached. I also saw a pair of silver heels.

"Oh my go—odness! It's perfect Alice." when I turned to hug her I was shocked by her expression. She had a wicked grin on her face.

"Yes. It's finally time to do your hair." she said menacingly.

Ok? I thought, this isn't creepy at all.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was sitting in Alice's huge bathroom. She had makeup products thrown all over the counter. Alice was being very, very slow, which was very unusual for her.

"Alice," I whined, "why is this taking so long?"

"Perfection takes time." was her simple reply.

"Argh!" I yelled. It was hopeless. I couldn't stop Alice. No one on this earth could.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15 minutes before the party~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I heard footsteps in the hallway. Yes! I thought, finally, someone will save me from Alice!

I love my aunt, but sometimes, she got on my nerves. Like when she used me as her life-sized Barbie doll. Like now.

"Honestly Alice, why is this such a big deal? You don't need to get Ness all dressed up for Jacob. He's seen her naked!" Emmett said.

"What!" my father yelled. Way-to-go Emmett.

"Yeah, like when she was born! Le duh -it-all. He was kinda there helping you deliver her!" he said. I thought I heard Emmett mumble something like "I thought I was the dumb one around here...".

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