SO ONE DAY MINATO WAS WALKIING AROUND THE DORM AND SHIT AND HE HAD TO PEE AND SAID "AW SHIT I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD. I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD" THEN KEN WALKED UP TO HIM AND ASKED "HI MINATO-KUN WHAT IS PEEING"

"IT'S PART OF HUMAN NATURE WHERE YELLOW SHIT COMES OUT OF YOUR DICK"

"AW MAN REALLY THAT SOUNDS COOL SHOW ME HW TO PEE"

THEN THEY WALKED TO THE BATHROOM AND MINAOT PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SIA D "OKAY NOW YOU DO YOURS" SO JEN PULLED DOWN HIS PANRS AND SAID "OKAY NOW ONE TWO THREE" AND THEY BOTH PEED

IT WAS COOL

THEN TRHE NEZT DAY MINATO WAS WALKING AROUND THE DORM AND SAID "DAM WHY DO I HAE TO PEE SO MUCH LATELY UH" THEN SHINJI'S GOHTS WAS THERE AND SAID "HI MINATO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PEE"

"IDK SHINJI'S GHOSTT"

"WELL I HAVE TO PEE TOO SPO LET'S PEE TOGETHER"

"HOW DO YHOU PEE YOU'RE A GHOST"

"I DON'T KNOW"

"OH"

"LET'S PEE ANYWAY"

THEN THEY WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND PEED AND SJINHI SAID "NICE PEEIGN WITYH YOU BYE"

THEN A FEW HOURS LATE R MINATO HAD TO PEEE AGAIN WHILE HE WAS HANING OOUT WITH AKI-CHAN AND AKI SAID "BRB I HAVE TO PEE" AND MINATO SAID "SAME" SO THEY WNET OUTSIDE BECAUSE AKI LIKES TO PEE OUTSIDE AND STUFF

THEY PULLED DOWN THEY'RE PANTS AND AIMED AND AKI HIT A BRANCH ON A STREE SOMEHOW AND SAID "DIDJA SEE THAT SHINJI"

"YES" SAID SHINJI'S GHOST

THEN IT WAS MIDNIGHT AND MINATO GOT UP TO PEE AGAIN BUT OH NO PHAROS WAS THERE BEING ALL CUTE AND SHIT AND HE ASKED MINATO WHAT HE WAS DOING AND MINATO SAID HE HAD TO PEE THEN PHRAOS SAID WHAT IS PEEING MINATO SAID HE'LL SHOW HIM THEN THEY DID THE SAME THING HE DID WITH KEN A FW PARAGRAPHS BEFORE

THEN THE NEXT DAY MIBATO SAY AGIS AROUND THE BATHROOM AND SAID "WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE U ARE A ROBOT YOU DO NO T PEE?" AND AEGIS SAY "OH I WAS HOPPING I FIND YOU HERE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT PEE IS SHOW ME PLEASe" THEN MINATO SAID "OKAT" AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM AND PULL DOWN HE PANTS AND SAID OKAY THIS IS A PENIS, MY PENIS, AND THIS IS WHAT I USE TO PEE BUT YOU ARE A GIRL ROBOT YOU DON'THAV E A PENIS SO YOU USE VAGINA OR W/E WHOEVER THE FUCK BULT YOU GAVE YOU AND SHIT" THEN AIGIS SAID "OKAY NOW SHOW ME THE PEE" AND MINATO ACCIDENTALLY PEED ON HER NOT THINKING ABOUT HE WAS DOING BUT SHE LIKED IT OR SMTHG SO IT WAS OKAY

THEN THEY WER IN TATRARSU AND MINUTE SAID "I GOTTA PEE I GOTTA " AND FUUKA SAY "WELL OKAY THIS SHADOW IS WEAK TO PEE"

"WHAT"

"YES"

"ARE YOU SHITTING ME"

"NO BUT YOU HAVE TO PEE"

"OKAY"

THEN MITSURU SAID "OKAY I HAVE TO PEE TOO SO THEY BOTH PEED ON THE SHADOW AND THE SHADOW DIED AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPEE

MINATO WAS WALKIGN KORO-CHIN AND WATCHING KRORORORO PEE MADE HIM HAVE TO PEE SO HE PEED IN THE BUSH WITH KOROMARU AND KOROMAJRU SAID "NO" AND MINATO SAY "YOU CAB'T TALK YOUR DOG"

"I DON'T CARE I AM A DOG WHO FIGHTS WITH A NIFE AND HAS A PEROSNA FUCK YOUI AND YOUR FUCKIGN PREJEDUCE YOU HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT"

"WHAT"

"ARF"

THIS IS SO GOING ON MY TUMBLR BLOG, SMH, KOROMARU THOUGHT

THE NEXT DAY MINATO WAAS IN THE BATHROOM DOING HIS BUSINESS THEN YUKARI WALKED IN THINKIG SHE COULD TRICK HIM INTO GETTING SOME OF HIS HOTT DICK AND MINATO EXCLAIMED "YOU WANT THESE NUTS HUH" AND HE TURNED AROUND AND PEED ON HER

"EW MINATO WHY WOUDLD YOU DO THAT"

"GO AWAY FOREVER YOU FCKING SHE-DEMON"

WHILE AT SCHOOL MINATO AND JUNPEI WERE PEEING IN THE SAME BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME WHICH IS A RARE OCCARANC E THAT NEVER HAPPENS EVER TO ANYONE IN THIS HOLE FUCKIGN WORLD YOU HAVE NEVER IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE SAME BATHROOM WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND DON'T EVENM LIE ANYWAY JUNPEI SAID "SUP DUDE" AND MINATO SAID "DUUUUUUUUDE" THEN THEY DICK HIGHFIVED IT WAS COOL

AFTER THOSE FAITHFUL MOMENTS WITH MINATOS BEST FRIENDS MINATO GOT A URINARY TRACK INFECTION AND DIED

RIP