enjoy, and please please please please please please please please please please (I think there is enough please's) so please read and review or I will think this is rubbish and take this down.

It doesn't even have to be positive comments but it can even be critisms (but please be nice)

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"SAMANTHA!" screamed Sam's mother Teresa, "I WANT YOU DOWN THOSE STAIRS THIS INSTANT!"

Sam who at that precise moment had just finished writing down a few ideas for the web show ICarly, rose from her desk which was covered in 30 or more, empty packets of ham, you see Sam had a constant craving for meat and her favourite was ham, it also meant that any money that came into her possession was either spent on ham or on a bet against Freddie, which was very rare so it was almost always spent on ham, climbing over the mountain of clothes that were strewn near the end of the bed to get to the door Sam began thumping down the carpeted stairs to see what her mother wanted.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT MOTHER?" She asked with her voice laced in sarcasm

"well I want you to tell me the reason why you decided it was acceptable, to go up to Miss Brigg's desk just before she got ready to play her bag pipes you had the audacity to grab them from her hands cut it up with scissors and then flee from the classroom as well as the school premises?" during this Sam had a massive grin on her face. "You can take that grin off, young lady. AND I am waiting for an answer!"

"Well…. It was for the best, I mean come on, no one wanted to hear it,and…."

"and what? You didn't mean it, well I am sorry Sam but I don't want to hear it, I want you to go up stairs and pack up your clothes and anything that is important to you!"

"why?" sam asked too shocked to guess why.

"why? Why? You young lady have been booked on the next flight to England, as you are being sent to live with your Aunt Marguerite. AND no you don't get to say good-bye to your friends. Say goodbye to ICarly as you will not be allowed have any contact with anyone of your friends when you get there as all electronic devices will be confiscated from you. Oh and I forgot to tell you, you have been enrolled into an all girl catholic private school."



Might as well leave it there. Hope you liked and WOW it was longer than I intended, please forgive me if this is crap as I haven't done English since the end of year 11 because I dropped it, at least something is still remembered from my years of compulsory English from the such an early age.

Please review, it will make my day as most of my day is spent in front of a computer for business and forced to separate me from my sanity and do many pieces of coursework as a result. It is official I have completely lost my sanity I am 100percent insane.