100 ways to tick off the Akatsuki

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I don't own Naruto or Toys R Us

Ask Sasori if he was a Toys R Us kid

"Sasori-kun!" Kiara shouted.

"What?" he replied.

"When you were little, were you a Toys R Us kid?" Kiara asked giggling.

"What did you just say?" Sasori said twitching slightly.

"Deidara said you were, I wanted to get the facts" Kiara replied smirking.

"I'm gonna turn you into a puppet brat!" Sasori yelled as he went to confront Deidara.

Tell Pein that Konan planned an intervention

"Pein, I have to tell you some thing" Kiara said walking into his office.

"Hurry up I'm busy" Pein replied tapping his fingers on his desk.

"Konan planned an intervention" Kiara blurted out.

"I TOLD HER FLAT OUT I WASN'T OBSESSED!" Pein shouted storming out of his office.

"Sucker" Kiara snickered.

Shred all Konan's paper and blame Pein (after the second one)

Kiara grabbed the stack of colored paper and shoved it in the shredder, what a great thing it was to be the newest member of the Akatsuki.

"Konan! You better come see this!" Kiara yelled.

"Oh my gosh! WHO DID THIS" Konan screeched.

"Pein" Kiara replied.

"Let's see how you like it when I put you in a shredder!" Konan screamed as she chased the leader around the base.

Cut Deidara's hair

Kiara hated meetings, the only up side was they had pens so she could draw on her hands. But this meeting was different; in the center of the table was a pair of medium scissor. Kiara grabbed the scissor and then had an idea; she was sitting next to Deidara. Kiara leaned behind his and snipped off at least 6 inches of his hair before turning to face pain again. Deidara reached back to fix his hair but to his surprise it was defiantly shorter.

"KIARA!" he shouted looking at the redheaded girl holding the scissors.

"Uh oh" Kiara said getting up and running out of the room, she quickly hid behind her cousin Sasori and begged him to save her.

Give Tobi candy

"Oh Tobi-kun!" Kiara called.

"Yes Kiara-chan?"

"Want the candy?" Kiara said waving it in the air causing Tobi to jump up and down.

"YES!" Tobi replied still trying to get it.

Kiara dropped it and Tobi ate it, wrapper and all. Tobi quickly stood up, eyes growing wide and then he snapped. He ran through out the hide out, wrecking things, running into stuff and people.

"Okay seriously guys? Who gave Tobi candy?" Pein asked.

"Sasori did it leader-sama" Kiara said pointing to her cousin.

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