Hope you all like this fan fiction! Man, I seriously dunno how this idea came to my head. So, anyway, hope you all enjoy! Please review! It makes me feel a LOT better!
As much as I would want to, I don't own Bleach!
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The ball whizzed past a few people, inches away from their heads, and hit a certain white haired 'teen's' face, who could only see a glint of black and white before darkness welcomed him only for a few seconds. Only for a few seconds, mind, because exactly after that, he was burning with pure anger.
The people, or to be exact, Karin Kurosaki's friends, turned their heads around, unwillingly, but the curiosity of what the captain's expression would be got better of them. The captain, or Toshiro Hitsugaya's face was scary, (yes, he looked like a hybrid between a dog, bird, hollow and a cockroach) and with the drop of blood dripping from his nose, made him look scarier, if that were even possible.
Karin frowned, and shouted "See? I told you NOT to stand there, didn't I? But nooooo~ trying to be a stubborn brat, you did not listen to me!" referring to their previous argument, where the said Toshiro Hitsugaya wanted the exact opposite plan to be carried than that of Karin's, she exerted all her anger on to him.

The white haired captain got up from the autumn-leaf filled soccer field, swaying a bit, still feeling a bit dizzy. He rubbed the blood dripping from his nose with his hand, having that scary frown on his face "Karin…." He said slowly, as if trying to make sure that she had heard him "Karin Kurosaki…."

Karin started feeling a bit apprehensive, despite the fact that she had never actually met the 'extremely angry side of Toshiro', which she is just about to, by the way. And the fact that he had actually called her full name really meant that he was DAMN angry.
At this moment she was really thanking Rangiku for giving her extra lessons, despite her not wanting to. 'I'm not at fault' she thought, really hoping that it would be the same case for Toshiro too.
Backing a bit; she came forward ready to argue.

Next moment, as if the fact that she had come forward was some kind if omen, she fell on her knees, palm rested heavily on the ground, breathing short breaths, sweating a lot. Her team-mates gathered around her, forming a circle around her, clearly worried.
"What's wrong with you, Karin?"
"Hey, you alright?"
"Are you feeli-?"

She felt as if her ears were getting blocked by water, her friends' voices did not make any sense in her mind, and it felt as if they were speaking in muffled words.
'His….. His reiatsu…..' through partly closing eyes, she looked at Toshiro

'Damn…..him' finding it really difficult to breathe, she fell on the ground, hitting her head straight.

At Toshiro's end, he was almost enjoying doing this. Sure, at some corner of his heart, he was feeling guilty, but, despite him being an Icy captain and all, he did need a bit of entertainment sometimes.

He smiled to himself. Just a bit more….
Acting like a thief, he slowly increased his reiatsu a wee bit- before two huge things suddenly got placed on top of his head. His semi- gravity-defying hair was almost invisible.
Matsumoto, he realized, when he was choked by slender long forearms, which held his neck tightly, almost being extremely protective (?)
Toshiro desperately tried to break free, stopped his reiatsu from flowing out.

"Awwwww! Taichou playing soccer with his buddies!" and then in a menacing whisper "Don't you EVER do that again. I missed shopping because of a runt like you, understand?"

Toshiro let the fact that Matsumoto had just called him a 'runt' pass. After all, he knew Matsumoto a hell lot well. And if she ever missed shopping, he knew what damage she was capable of doing. Even a person of high caliber, like he, himself, would cower behind a desk or something, before seeing pure wrath.

He shuddered, remembering his last experience 'Man, those frogs were… disgusting'
Desperate to get back the freedom which had been lost for a few seconds, he said "Y-yes!"

"Oh, is that so? Thank you!" she left him and playfully slapped his back.
And then, with a worried expression, she ran towards the raven haired teen who was miserably failing to get up.
One of her teammates lent her a helping hand, which sternly got slapped away by Rangiku.
"Don't you dare touch my Taichou's gonna be girlfriend." She said, warningly.
Toshiro, who was guiltily walking toward her direction, skidded to a halt. He, hearing the words 'Taichou's girlfriend' (he did not hear the 'gonna be' part because of…. You know….that) did exactly three things-
1) Turn completely red
2) Mutter something like "N-n-no she's not!"
3) And then scream "MATSUMOTO!"

People glanced at him.
"Yes?" she asked innocently.
Toshiro was nearly about to go sick, and at that moment he had sworn to God that he would never ever see the color 'pink'.
Her 'innocence' act was so bright and pink, and not to mention Chappy rabbits appearing and disappearing after doing waltz.
He really had a fertile imagination….

The horrible background got disrupted by a particular raven- haired Kurosaki, who held his collar tightly, a frown on her face "Why you-?"

Toshiro, taking the sudden movement by surprise, defended, "Well, I told you didn't I? if you would have shut up the way a girl is supposed to, this wouldn't be the current case."
"Well," she argued back, leaving his collar abruptly "how do ya expect me to listen to a person who has hardly ever played soccer?"
"Excuse me? Idiot, if you remember properly, I helped you win in soccer, didn't I?"
"Well, yeah, but that was three years back." Finding that such an idiotic statement wouldn't help her in winning the argument, she added "And, you are short! How do you suppose I will trust a short person in soccer?"
"Short, huh? I…. I….. I have no comeback for that….."
"See?"
"But! I am taller than the rest of your teammates!"

Karin paused. She looked at Toshiro, and then at her teammates, who had '==' for their eyes.

Okhay….. He had grown taller, taller than her, too. But, she had to win the argument "That's because of you gravity defying hair!" She paused and thought 'Gravity defying hair? For Kami's sake, his hair is cut short! And he does look cool. Wonder where he got that haircut?'

Snapping awake from her dilemma, she heard him say "My hair is cut short, dammit!"

'Yeah, I know. That's why what I said made me feel stupid. Stop stating the obvious' she rolled her eyes. "That's not the point!" she screamed "I don't need you here!"

"Don't fire me! I quit! I don't wanna be nursed under Unohana, thank you very much!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

Both of them turned around, ready to knock out each other with a protractor.

Matsumoto, though already used to their useless arguments, was a bit surprised. She started panicking, 'If taicho and Karin are like that, how the heck I am supposed to be their children's Godmother?'

"Hope they get over with their argument. Remember last time? Karin's background changed into a Hound, while his changed into a snow dragon"

"Oi, oi, stop saying that…. Stop reminding me too. Saw a glimpse of Hell last time…"

"Hope they stop it, though. If only they could stay together to make up."

The word 'together' caught Matsumoto's mind. 'Hey…. Wait….. That might just work out.'
Without thinking twice, she took out her phone, jabbed a few buttons and bought the earpiece near her ear. "Hello? Kuchiki-san? Ah yes, sorry to disturb you, but can you do me a favor? Can you get a KS5-201 from Soul Society, please? Why? Ah, about that…." She bought her hand near the mouthpiece, whispered something, eying the two people suspiciously. She murmured something.
Satisfied, she shut her phone, and excitedly ran towards the two couple who had no idea about their impending 'doom'….

There! Finished! I admit, I am not satisfied with this chapter. The next chapter will be better. Or, at least I will try to make it good.
A short preview:
As for Toshiro and Karin, they both looked down in horror.