Rory Williams: Face Puncher
Magneto was very sad because Kevin Bacon had made killings of his parents! Kevin Bacon was working wit the Nazes and had brought Magnes to show to the evilest man of all time, Helen "Don't call me Raynor" Hitler!
"AHAHAH!" Said Kevin Sausage. "Look Mr Hitler! I have found the future of the human race! I think Jewish Kid is a pretty cool guy! He has magnetic powers and doesn't afraid of anything! Especially now that I killed his parents! AHAHAHAH!"
"Ja! AHAHAHAH indeed mein freunden!" replied Hitler. "With this small Jewish boy we can take over the world!"
Magnets was v. v. angry with Hitler and Kevin Lamb-shanks for trying to take over the world and wanted to kill them both! But unfortunately Hitler was a known vegetarian and psychiatrist and thus refused to allow anything made of metal near him!
"All I need now mein father is money to set up my own psychiatric hospital so that we can gain control of his powers and take over the-
BUT JUST THEN! KEVIN SIRLOIN-STEAK WAS INTERUPTED BY AN AWESOME FIST! PUNCHING HIM! IN THE FACE!
"OW!" he cried as he fell over with a purple eye.
Then the fist turned towards Hitler. "NEIN NEIN!" Cried the evil man.
"You want me to punch you neinty nein times?" The owner of the awesome fist asked coolily with an awesome voice. "I'll be happy to oblige!"
Then Hitler was punched 99 times and his head asploded!
And that was how Rory Williams killed Hitler.