You Win
spacegypsy1
A Jack and Vala discussion concerning Daniel
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"I don't think you can actually, officially, call him a geek anymore, General. He's still studious, of course, but he's too well…ahm…defined, physically. And there's no tape on his glasses, which by the way, are very modern, and he doesn't have one of those plastic pocket pouchie thingies. And, besides, he's less computer savvy then me." Vala stuffed the remainder of her hot dog into her mouth, puffing out her cheeks as she chewed.
"Okay, I see your point. However," Jack raised a finger. "Just cause I don't see him everyday like you do, doesn't mean I don't know things. He continues to drop stuff, he speaks geekese in rapid non-understandable short bursts of really strange words. Bumps into people - knocking said modern glasses off. He knows stuff and can talk one on one with Carter and reiterate that technobabble... and as said, he's completely uncoordinated..."
"No, not completely." Vala raised her eyes to Jack without elaborating.
"Huh? Meaning?" The strange look in Mal Doran's eyes had the General hesitating.
"Weeelllll...sexually speaking...Daniel's..."
"Aht! Stop right there. Never mind. Maybe you're right, he's not a geek anymore... crap. I should have thought twice about trying to have a sane conversation with you. He... you...you two…are...I mean...you're speaking from experience? Gossip?"
After flipping her hair, Vala threw her arms up and waved her hands around excitedly. "Oh, Jack...very much from experience...recent experience...and of course hours of experience and.…"
"You win." Jack dashed out of the commissary at a run.
~END