Author's Notes:
This is special one-shot fan fiction is to all the SasuNaru fans out there! Today's Sasuke Uchiha's birthday! To celebrate Sasuke's birthday which I actually never ever celebrate in my entire life until now, I decided to write a one-shot. For your information, this is my very first one-shot. I hope you readers enjoyed as much as I enjoy writing it!
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Summary:
23rd July… 23rd July… 23rd July… What so special about this day anyway? Why are all the girls and some (gay) guys making such a fuss about on that day every year? God…a hard work of preparations... The entire ninja village with those ridiculous and troublesome decorations hanging here and there… Say what?! The villagers in the Hidden Leaf Village are all compulsory to get a gift and gather around the Hokage's house at night during the party hosted by different kunoichis every year? Oh God… Perhaps electing the "No. 1 Unpredictable Ninja" to be Hokage won't make his birthday such a big deal…
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"Get it."
A red rose petal falls on the floor among all the other red rose petals.
"Don't get it."
Another rose petal is plucks off and drops on the floor. Naruto Uzumaki is still sitting in his bed, plucking off all the petals of the red roses he received from "Your Mysterious No. 1 Beloved". This can't be counts as a bouquet since there were only seven of them but in a very 'nice' wrapping which are a combination of freaking lots of ribbons and scraps of pretty cute and colorful wrapping papers. Apparently, this sender doesn't know how to identify what is rubbish and what is wrapping papers… God, sometimes he can be unbelievable too…
"Get it."
"Don't get it."
"Go…get it…"
The last petal of the last rose was plucks off. Stones in the position for a few seconds, hearing the loud banging and sharp screaming coming outside his door, he reacts for the first time in a few seconds with a 'Okay, I lost.' sigh. "Fuck", he curses then he rolls off from his cozy and a little squeaky bed and reaches for the door.
"Naruto! Get the fucking door opened right…oh my Gosh!! I'm so sorry!"
"Ouch… Ouch… Aw… Fuck! Fuck! Fuck the pain… Ah…my nose starts to bleed!"
Apparently what happen is that Sakura eventually breaks Naruto's door and hits right into Naruto's face before the No. 1 Unpredictable Ninja can get a chance to dodge it. In fact, there's no way that he can dodge it anyway. Not when he's still freaking damn sleep…
"That bitchy motherfucker just flirted with me, the 6th HOKAGE!"
"Why is that woman's hair in a freaking bright GREEN?"
"I hate women who have no respect."
"That woman looks like a slut."
"That woman does even know how to sweep the floor!"
"She can't even fry an egg for me."
Blah, blah, blah…
Apparently, Lord Uchiha is going to get married soon which actually the Hokage completely against. However, it was for the sake of his clan and for his decedents who might have chance of being the next generation of Hokage. However, how in the world is the Great Hokage going to marry if he is so fucking picky!! Even his advisor, Kakashi Hatake can do nothing about his attitude. Not even his best friend, Naruto Uzumaki or Sakura Haruno can convince him… "A truly troublesome ruler", said by Shikamaru who was appointed (forced to be) as the Head of Ninjas.
On the Hokage's 21st birthday, they decide to give another try again. Perhaps it is also a coincidence that the dobe himself receives quite a lot of gifts from "Your Mysterious No. 1 Beloved". In the note he receives along with the seven roses, it says he will revealed his identity to him and hoping to get an answer that he hopes he would be getting. However, Naruto himself isn't sure wanting to be at the party tonight… However, the party is held for his best friend, his brother and also the Hokage. How can he ever come in with an excuse?
"Naruto, you got a message from Sasuke sama."
After healing the small but quite serious wound on her best friend's nose, she pulls out a paper from her pocket.
"Apparently, it's an absolute order too. I heard Neji and the others agreed on it too."
After reading that note with the signature of all the high status ninja he know, his jaw drops until it hit on the floor.
Dear Naruto Uzumaki:
Since today's my birthday and there's a little truth or dare game between Neji and I today. Well, we all became far addicted to this game in the end… You know me… I've been in the office for like 365 days every year after I became Hokage at when I'm 18 and I'm desperate of going out even just outside the village for some fresh air… Apparently, I dared you that you will appear in tonight's party dressed up in a dress that Neji and I will pick for you later and the parcel will most probably arrive in the evenings, along with some make ups. I'm sure that you know how to apply them on your face, right? If not, then just ask Sakura or Ino for a little assistance. Please, Naruto. I really, really need a break… I don't mind giving you my job as a Hokage for a few days. Please do it, for your friend? Please… I really, really, really, really, seriously really need a vacation!
Sasuke Uchiha,
The Sixth Hokage.
*followed by lots of signatures of the high status ninjas*
A little later after Sakura leaves Naruto's apartment with all his missing written reports, a deliver ninja appears in Naruto's front door with a rather big parcel.
"Fuck you, Uchiha teme! This is so humiliating!"
In the big parcel are not only the lipsticks, perfumes, eyeliners and all the other girly girl accessories from head to toe for him to choose. There are also some wigs and lastly the ridiculously sexy kimono from his two friends (Instead of picking dresses, they decides they go for kimonos instead since they are cheaper and easily to be found in any fashion shop in the Hidden Leaf.). The container of the Nine-tailed Fox is blushing deeply as he puts on the kimono. As soon as he looks at himself into the mirror in that outfit, he can't help but burying his face in embarrassment. He blames himself for being born with such feminine body.
To tell the truth, he looks a hot and sexy goddess coming down from Heaven! He prays that no one will recognize it is him in the party in that stupid outfit. He tries to put on a wig that will actually look suitable and comfortable on him. After nearly an hour of choosing, he finally decides to put on long, blonde and a little wavy wig. He puts on as much make up as possible to cover his scars on his cheek and more importantly, look as much as a girl. After hours of spending on the face, he finally feels satisfied with his new beautiful appearance. He turns to look at the clock and is in shock of his lost of the sense of time. It's about 8 and the party's going to start soon.
'Shit! I'll just have to teleport to my destination… Fuck! I haven't put on shoes yet!'
However, the sudden knock on the door makes the beautiful blonde jump. As soon as Naruto gets the door, he is surprised to see a handsome young raven dressed in a wonderful red tuxedo. His fringe was brushed to the back and nicely done with hair gel. It's a good thing that he has taken off his hat and shows his duck butt hair or Naruto can't make out that this handsome man in front of him is the Sixth Hokage, Sasuke Uchiha!
"My, my…you looked surprisingly delicious tonight, my lady…"
The Hokage snakes his hand to the stoned blonde and wraps around the cute little waist, eventually pulled him closer to his chest. Naruto's face immediately turned ruby red as he can breathe in the expensive, sweet perfume which is surprisingly different from his usual perfume that he uses. Sasuke himself too, can smell Naruto's special flora perfume he brought in the noon.
"Lets' go… I'm here to bring you, as my dance partner for tonight to my party."
Sasuke whispers as he pecks on Naruto's forehead which makes the blonde blushes even more. Naruto has always hides some feelings for the Hokage. Yet, he knows that it's forbidden to fall for him. He's the Hokage and Naruto's…the Nine-tailed Fox container. Moreover, he needs to revive his clan. However, Naruto isn't greedy. He only wants to see his best friend smile every day. As long as the Hokage's happy, everyone's happy, Naruto's also happy.
"Are you going to stand along with the bitches tonight?"
Sasuke asks to break the silence between them.
"Your future wife-to-be? I'm a guy, Sasuke. I mean, Hokage sama."
Sasuke only chuckles. His smile warms the heart of the Uzumaki and it is among the most beautiful smiles Naruto ever sees. There is no way that he can ever stand in the same position as the girls in the party, a man can't give birth and there's no way that Sasuke will even fall for him, even tonight.
"You can call me as you like, Naruto. Tonight, you are my partner."
"O…okay, Sasuke…"
It sure has been a few years since the last time Naruto ever call Sasuke only by his first name. It sure brings back memories… Both good and bad…
"Naruto…I want you to stand along with the girls at the party tonight."
"Sasuke?"
"Don't you want to know who is this 'Your Mysterious No. 1 Beloved'?"
"Well…wait a minute, how the heck you know that?!"
Sasuke gave an "Hn" and an "I know what I should know" smile.
"Don't tell me it's Sakura!"
"We're here."
Naruto turned and saw the beautifully and the most glamour decorated house among all the residences. He has to admit that the girls this year have done a fabulous job. He still wonders if the party's going to be good… The party two years back was a mess because some ninja from another village comes to assassinate their Hokage.
The party is superb. The music pieces are marvelous and beautiful. Sasuke and Naruto danced their way under the moonlight and with the rhythm of the music. The girls at the party are sort of jealous of Sasuke's beautiful partner. It seems that the Hokage himself also has made things clear to his friends that Naruto will dance with no one but him. To tell the truth, Sasuke has already fed up of being asked for a dance so many times by the girls every year in the party. The Hokage can't believe that Neji's suggestion actually saves his butt tonight.
"Naruto, do you have any idea what Neji might like?"
"Hmm?"
Naruto finishes his last piece of chocolate cake and stares at Sasuke with curiosity. Sasuke blushes a little for Naruto's cuteness but he returned to normal immediately.
"Well… As far as I know, Neji's not picky and he's quite a simple guy. Eventually he receives anything from anyone as long as he is close to him."
Then Naruto talked about all the gifts he gave to Neji on special events. Soon, the smile on that handsome face fades. The more this dobe talk, the more about Neji. Neji this, Neji that… Neji likes this, Neji dislike that… Then Sasuke stops the dobe and talks about himself instead. However, the dobe just keep quiet and chew on his food and nods. In the end the Hokage gets frustrated and pulls Naruto away from the party (and his food) for a little privacy talk.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, dobe!"
Sasuke's voice rose and the blonde pouts on his sudden change in behavior.
"What do you mean? You were the one who asked me if I can be your partner."
Sasuke rolled his eyes in disbelieve. Then Naruto continues.
"You are the one who asked me what Neji might like and I only say it out."
"I only ask if you have any idea about what he might like!"
The Hokage corrects and the dobe becomes speechless.
"You are my partner but what you talked about tonight was nothing but Neji."
Naruto raises an eyebrow, then he smiles and slowly turns into a chuckle.
"Oh Sasuke, don't tell me you are jealous…"
The Uchiha blushes and realizes his mistake. He shows his emotions a little too obvious… Fuck, Naruto's probably thinking him as a wimp or something. However, to his own surprise, he suddenly felt a warm and soft feeling on his lips…
"Does that means that you…actually have feelings for me?"
It was only a feather like brush on the lips… Somehow, it's regretful…but sweet. The Hokage neither has any idea what to do nor what to say. He just wants to feel the same sweetness and warm again… Without realizing what he is doing, he draws closer to Naruto and seals the gaps in between them. Then Sasuke pulled away.
"Dobe, I had hid my feelings for you for the past nine years of my life…"
Naruto blushes as Sasuke actually confessed his feelings to him. However, the Hokage can't fall for him! As Naruto opened his mouth to announce something, Sasuke took the opportunity to kiss him. This time, it was much more passion and much more pleasure. Then, they have a tongue battle in each others' mouths. Eventually, Sasuke is losing because of the dobe's stubbornness. His hands slip underneath the kimono secretly and give Naruto's cute ass a gentle squeeze. Naruto moans in surprise and starting to struggle quite roughly. Sasuke hypnotized Naruto by his Sharingan and lifts the dobe in bridal style.
"Ah…where…where are you taking me…ah…"
Being not fully hypnotized and still having a clear vision, Naruto realized they are heading toward the outside of Hokage's Mansion.
"Back to my clan, it's quieter there. Plus my bed more comfortable and big."
"But…the party…"
"Hmm…? Neji and Shikamaru will make things up, so don't worry."
Then Naruto falls asleep. When he woke up after having the feeling of being thrown on something soft but cold, the last Uchiha was undressing himself… Naruto rubs his eyes to gain a better vision. The Uchiha is undressing himself! The kisses…those words…they are reality.
"What's the matter? Am I too sexy for you?"
Sasuke's words are like winds and blows into Naruto's ear. He turned around and saw a fully naked Sasuke! He felt he's getting dizzy again… Nap, he needs a nap. And when he wakes up, everything will return to normal. However, Sasuke pounces on Naruto and gave him a smooch as he skillfully undressing the blonde. Naruto can never imagine that Sasuke's such a good kisser… Sasuke breaks off their kiss for air and pulls Naruto into an embrace so he can pulls off the kimono and tosses it onto the floor along with Naruto's plain white boxer.
"Sasuke…"
Naruto moans his name as Sasuke kisses his neck with full passion. He's so much filled with pleasure that he eventually grants the raven access, leaving the raven sucking, licking and putting red marks every inch of flesh the Hokage could get. It was…in Heaven.
"Is it okay for me to pour myself on you?"
"Ah…uh…"
Naruto's mind's so blank, he couldn't think straight… Too much pleasure, too much Sasuke… If this is a dream, he prays that he will never wake up…
"I'll take that as a yes, if that's the case…"
Without another word, the raven snakes his hand down and grips on the blonde's harden member. Naruto gasps in surprise and Sasuke slips his tongue inside Naruto's mouth and dominants the kiss. Sasuke begins his hand job as Naruto's mouth is busy coating Sasuke's fingers as the raven busy licking and sucking on the blonde's nipple. After awhile, Sasuke pulls away from the nicely saliva coated nipple and kisses Naruto again. Naruto keeps moaning in between kisses as Sasuke speeds up the stroking on Naruto's member.
"Dobe, come for me already."
"Uh…no…way…"
"Hn, I wonder how long can you still hold on…"
The raven's fingers are circling, dancing around the little hole as Naruto moans louder in pleasure. Without any warning, the raven slips in his middle finger. Naruto gaps and struggles in the unusual feeling he feels in his hole. The raven gently rubs the walls of the hole before adding another finger, scissoring and stretching him. Naruto tries to relax and gets uses to the feeling but Naruto immediately arches up and let out a soft yelp as he felt his entire length was in a warm and wet cavern. It took him awhile to realize that Sasuke was sucking on this member hard and forcefully.
"Sasuke…I…I…I…Uh!"
The raven readjusts his position so he is able to drink up every single drop of the hot and thick liquid that the blonde releases in his mouth. As soon as the blonde catches his breaths, the raven releases the now relaxed member and gives a tender kiss on Naruto's lips.
"That was crazy…"
Sasuke chuckled and gave another kiss. Then the blonde begin to tense up again as his member becomes hard again as the raven add two more fingers inside the little hole, stretching and tearing him apart. The moaning suddenly turned into a short scream as Naruto feels something hit on his prostate and makes him sees stars spinning and flying around. 'Ah, I found it.' Sasuke gave a horny smirk as he sees the reaction of his blonde as he hit on the same spot again. Later, Sasuke retracts his fingers. For having the loss of the feeling, Naruto let out a groan.
"Relax, Naruto. It's not over yet. Do you want a taste of my cock before I trust into you hard and raw?"
Naruto blushes and accepts the offer. He kisses the tip before licking all the way down to the bottom and goes up again. Naruto suck on the tip as Sasuke's moaning in pleasure and excitement. Then, Sasuke's hand pats on the blonde's head to encourage him to take a bigger sip of his length. 'Oh…it's so huge and long… I wonder if it will actually fit in inside my mouth…' Naruto continues to take Sasuke deeper into his mouth and sucks as hard as he can.
"Was it too much to bear? Its ok, you can stop now."
Naruto pulls out the harden member from his mouth, feeling a little relieved. "I…I want you, Sasuke…" Naruto wraps his arms around. "Please…I really need it bad…"
"Your wish will be granted."
Sasuke gave a sweet and tender kiss on Naruto's lips and pulls him closer to the raven until the tip touches the little and well stretched hole. In a slow and steady pace, the Hokage slides in his length inside the blonde and causes the blonde to scream out loud. Sasuke trusts in and out slowly, so Naruto can get used to the new sense of feeling. Seeing Naruto's member begin to throb, he pumps the member along with the trusts. Naruto is too busy thinking of Sasuke and moans as Sasuke trusts faster and harder, hitting the prostate dead every time Sasuke's length slammed in and tears Naruto apart.
"Sa…Sasuke!!"
"Ngh…Naruto…I'm going to come…!"
Naruto came in Sasuke's hand and his own stomach as a few seconds later after Sasuke's last and hardest trust ever, the raven came in quite an amount. Heck, it's probably twice the amount of Naruto's. Sasuke pulls out his length and gave the sleepy Naruto a passion kiss before he too collapses on top of Naruto and chases after his dobe in the dreamland.
"Happy Birthday, teme…Love you so much."
Naruto mumbles in his sleep and Sasuke smiles in satisfaction.
"Neji, what's the meaning of this?"
Sakura glares at the Hyuuga as the Hyuuga sighs and throws the scroll to her.
"If you still don't believe me, read it yourself. I'm sure that you recognize Uchiha sama's hand writing."
I, Sasuke Uchiha, the Sixth Hokage now will choose his bride in this scroll written by me. Apparently, there's a chance that I might not be on stage reading out the contents of this scroll so I have given this scroll to Neji Hyuuga and Shikamaru Nara. I've asked them to read this out loud as the official closing of the party. I've selected Naruto Uzumaki as my future wife-to-be. No one is allowed to against my final decision. Thank you for coming to this party and to everyone who had put an effort to this party, I really appreciate it. And the one last thing I wanted to say is for Naruto Uzumaki who I had secretly fell in love with for the past 9 years. This is also your last gift from "Your Mysterious No. 1 Beloved" is the Hokage, himself.
"And that's all. We have no idea where Hokage sama's current location. And I don't even bother trying so you shouldn't bother to do so as well."
Shikamaru Nara says as he leaves the party with Neji Hyuuga, leaving the stoned guests in their position.
"Well, what should we do now?"
Neji asks.
"Hmm… No idea but I am thinking of checking out the two men…"
Shikamaru answers.
"The fuck…who wants to get killed…"
Neji snaps.
"True, maybe we'll go in the morning."
The End!
Extra Notes:
This is my first one- shot. And I'm so happy that I can dedicate this to my favorite seme, Sasuke Uchiha! Of course, this is also to all the SasuNaru fans out there. I might not be a good yaoi writer but I tried and this is a big achievement for me. Like it or not, I am satisfied with it so don't argue with me. Anyway, if you want to say something, review if you like.
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