Hypothetical questions

by themightyeskimo

Sirius asks some hypothetical questions and remus is all too happy to answer them. My 2nd fic but my 1st RLSB... it thought it was good

Hypothetical Questions.

By ME!

Teehee

I own nothing really its all JK's ... Hurrah for her!

Ok here we go!

'Moony?'

'Yes Padfoot'

'I have a question?'

'Really? That's nice.'

'...'

'...'

'Moony?'

'Yes Padfoot'

'Can I ask you a question?'

'You just did thus proving that you can ask me a question.'

'...'

'...'

'Moony?'

'Yes Padfoot'

'May I ask you a question?'

'Of course Padfoot... but Padfoot'

'Yes Moony'

'You didn't have to ask...'

'...'

'...'

'Moony?'

'Yes Padfoot'

'Can I ask you my question now?'

'Padfoot will you just get on with it!'

'Yes Moony...'

'...'

'So anyway, Moony, this question is purely hypothetical and not really anything at all it's just a question and doesn't need any scrutiny... okay?'

'Okay Padfoot'

'So you don't need to worry or anything. I just wanted to ask you a question and it isn't really relevant to anything or anyone we know'

'Right Padfoot'

'I just wanted to ask you this question, I mean, I don't really need to and I probably shouldn't so yeah...'

'Padfoot?'

'Yeah Moony?'

'Just ask the question'

'Okay Moony'

'...'

'So this question is purely hypothetical and holds nothing of great importance in it and you don't need to even think about it. y'know?'

'I know Padfoot'

'So well...there's this boy... and lets say hypothetically he likes his other boy. This really wonderful beautiful marvellous boy and he doesn't know what to do and every time he see's this boy he goes weak at the knees. He see's him quite a bit so he's gotten used to it, but there's the problem because if he didn't see this other boy so much the first boy would been able to get over it. He couldn't get away in the beginning to the feelings that he had near this boy got bigger and bigger and now he doesn't know what to do. So uh hypothetically what should he do? I mean this is all hypothetically because I was just curious and wanted to know what the boy should do.'

'...'

'Moony?'

'...'

'You look kinda pale Moony'

'Did you even take a breath while you said that?'

'Erm'

'So this boy who likes this other boy cant stop the way he's feeling right?'

'Yep'

'Then he should go for it'

'But the boy can't just go for it because it would ruin everything between him and the other boy, hypothetically.'

'yes but the other boy would accept it and probably feels the same way but the first boy is too absorbed in hiding the way he's feeling to care about noticing how the other boy feels'

'Hey! Not true the first boy knows exactly how the other boy feels and isn't self absorbed... Erm... hypothetically'

'Mmmmm hmmmm...'

'So you think the first boy should go for it? Even though he doesn't have a hypothetical hope?'

'Yep'

'How would he do it?'

'I think the first boy should just go ahead and kiss the boy he likes'

'Oh'

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'Padfoot?'

'Yeah Moony'

'Will you do that again?'

'Of course moony... but Moony'

'Yeah Padfoot'

'You didn't have to ask'

'...'

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'Hypothetically, how was that?'

'Hypothetically? Good'

'Good'

A/N: Okay so what did we all think... its my worst work as of yet I think ... but still... I wrote this in like 5 minutes so I thought it turned out okay eh?

Ok well bubbye

Kimmy-jo