It was a normal day. Sasori was working on a puppet, and Deidara was wallowing in boredom, molding assortments of clay figurines. Everything was peaceful... till Deidara looked to the redhead, proclaiming: "Justin Timberlake only brought sexy back because he stole it from me, hmm." Sasori scoffed, "Oh, really now, brat?"
"Yeah, a couple of weeks before he wrote 'Sexy Back,' we met up to hang, and he just randomly asked: 'Deidara, did you bring the stuff?' And I was, like, 'Dude, I take it with me everywhere, hmm. Then, he got all jealous and-"
"I have to disagree," the puppet said, looking to the blonde. Sasori pulled his cloak off, smiling. He gave a chuckle and finished: "I've always been sexy- it was never gone..."
Deidara blushed and quivered, trying to speak. He felt a warm liquid drip downward to his lip. Deidara covered his nose with his hand, "Oh, D-Danna!" Sasori smirked as Deidara rushed out the door. He shone a smile to a nearby mirror. "You're so sexy you make the Sexy Jutsu look ridiculous."
And with that, he returned to his work.