"Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto's annoying voice polluted Kakashi's head. "Ugh..." Kakashi slowly opened his eyes learning that Naruto's voice wasn't in his head. "Ahh, Naruto, how the hell did you get into my house?"Naruto thought for a moment. "That's not important right now." Kakashi sighed. "And I assume that the reason why you're here is." Naruto went into a long explanation of why he was here.
"So, you mean to tell me that you broke into my house and woke me up to annoy me about our next mission." Naruto seemed like he was thinking, and just when Kakashi thought that there maybe an actual reason to why Naruto was there..."Yeah that's about it." Was all hope lost for Naruto?
"Naruto..." Naruto looked at Kakashi with hope filled eyes. "Yes Kakashi-sensei?" And that's when Kakashi crushed Naruto's hopes. "Leave." Kakshi picked up Naruto and threw him out of his house. He locked his and started walking back to his room. "That should keep him out." He stumbled back to bed and fell asleep.
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"Kakashi!" Kakashi bowed infront of the Hokage. "Yes Hokage?" The expression on her face was filled with anger. "You are a disgrace to Konoha. On behalf of the village I'm asking, no, telling you to leave and never come back." It suddenly felt like he was floating. As if he had no choice but to float away. Before he knew it he was standing infront of his, once friend, now enemy, Itachi Uchiha.
"So you finally came back." Kakashi was so confused. "What the hell are you talking about?!" Kakashi found this all to be a little too strange, even for his life. Itachi took a step toward Kakashi. "Oh please." Itachi spoke as in a somewhat annoyed voice. "You know damn well what I mean." Kakashi took a step back without really paying attention. Hey tripped over a rock and fell to the ground.
Itachi jumped on top of Kakashi with a kunai knife in hand. "You will pay for making me seem like the fool!" Itachi's hand that held the kunai knife flew towards Kakashi. Kakashi barely managed to stop it before it hit him. "Itachi, I honestly have no clue what's going on!" Itachi laughed maniacally. "Don't play dumb with me. I know that you only love Kurenai because she resembles me..."
Kakashi woke from his nightmare to his many dogs barking loudly. "Gah, what now?" He stood and stumbled to the next room as he rubbed his eyes. He then realized why his dogs were barking. "Naruto!" Half of Naruto's body was hanging out of Kakashi's window. "I... Uh... I wanted to see if you were awake yet..." Naruto said, a little ashamed. Kakashi smacked his own head and sighed. "If you're that eager to get a mission, get your ass out of my window and go wait out there!" Kakashi pointed at the door that led outside.
"Okay Kakashi-sensei! I just have one question." "What now Naruto?" There was a long pause as Naruto hesitated. "I seem to be stuck, do you think you could help me out?" Kakashi smirked and pointed at Naruto. "Get him." All of Kakashi's dogs started attacking Naruto and he managed to get out of the window pretty quickly, without Kakashi's physical help.
Kakashi walked outside to meet up with Naruto where he told him to wait. "Kakashi-sensei, that wasn't very nice!" Kakashi really wasn't in the mood for Naruto's whining, he was too busy thinking about his dream. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." As they walked to the Hokage's office all Naruto did was complain, but Kakashi wasn't listening. When they finally got to Tsunade's office Sakura was outside. "Kakashi-sensei!When are you going to give us a mission? It seems like ever since Sasuke left you don't care about Team 7 anymore." Kakashi sighed again, it was far too early in the morning for this.
"For your information, I was just on my way to Tsunade's office to find you guys a mission." He figured that would shut Sakura up, but of course it would only bother Naruto. "But Kakashi-sensei, I thought you were going to give me my own mission. "Ugh... We'll see Naruto." Kakashi then left to go inside and check out the current missions available.
"Good morning Tsunad." Kakashi said smirking as Tsunade's head rose from a pile of papers on her desk. It was obvious that she had been taking a nap, but Kakashi wouldn't say anything. It couldn't hurt to let her think that she was convincing. "Good morning Kakashi. What can I do for you today?" The sound of Naruto and Sakura bickering could be heard from inside. Kakashi groaned as he smacked his forehead again. "I need something to preoccupy those two." Tsunade laughed at Kakashi's comment. "I'm sure I can find something..." Tsunade rummaged through her scrolls. "Ah, I found one for Naruto."
Kakashi looked at the piece of scroll. The mission was for a ninja to travel to Suna and keep Gaara company while Temari and Kankuro did something 'classified'. "Can we really trust two Jin-chuuriki together?" Tsunade seemed a little concerned about that too, but she had faith in Naruto. "You want him out of your hair don't you?" Kakashi grabbed a pen and signed Naruto's name on the scroll. "You keep looking for a mission for Sakura, I'm going assign Naruto his." Tsunade nodded and waved as she continued looking.