Yeah.. I should be updating my fics, since this is some rare time I can write Fanfics, but I have writers block -- and this topic was to tempting, and there wasn't any 'Cry Of the Icemark' Fanfics.

Thirrin Freer Strong-in-the-Arm Lindenshield, Wild Cat of the North, and renowned queen of Icemark was up to her biggest, most dangerous battle yet: cooking.

"Oh Come on," Oskan, the Royal Advisor/ Warlock said.

"You cook no better then Wolf-Folk! You need to learn how to cook if their are no servants around!"

"I'll get you to cook for me" She huffed, hands crossed against chest.

"Well, what if I wouldn't do it?" He said, a smirk on his face.

"I'd slay your head off..." She grumbled.

But some how, she was in the kitchen, and was making the nights dinner.

"Lets see...three eggs... four cups of flower... ten carrots..."

"What?" Oskan said, grabbing the book.

"I see her majesty has the royal cook book pages stuck together" he laughed.

"Gimme that!" The Queen yelled and snatched it from the young Warlock.

"Ok... three eggs..." Thirrin said.

"Where do I get three eggs..." She murmured.

"Go get them from the chickens, its only reasonable."

She stared, mouth hanging open.

"What? Me? Getting chicken eggs? You are insane, my dear friend, insane."

Oskan glared.

"If you don't get the chicken eggs I'll...Melt all you armour and chain mail to..melted metal!" He grinned.

"You wouldn't dare, or I'll cut off you head."

"I stole your sword."

"WHAT?"

"You heard me, I stole your sword!"

"You will pay.."

"I'll only give it back if you get the chicken eggs!"

"Fine, I'll go get the damn chicken eggs." She yelled and stormed off to the chicken coops.

The (royal)chicken coop she picked to get eggs from was one with a very sour hen with one eye called Betty, and did not like people stealing her eggs.

"Lets see.." Thirrin mumbled as she looked at the hens.

"What do I do... Oh! I lift the chicken and take their eggs!" She said, and coincidentally picked betty to get the eggs from.

"This should be easy..." she thought as she aproached the animal.

"Thats it little birdie, don't move, now just stay still and-Ow!" Thirrin cried as the 'Little Birdie' clawed her with her sharp talons.

"Oh yeah missy?" Thirrin grumbled rolling up her sleaves.

"Here Birdie, I just want your eggs, not you. " Thirrin said, a fake smile on her face.

The hen squaked and jumped in the air, and started biting the queens hands. The Queen was not amused.

"Come here you Damn bird..." She growled, and lunged for it, knocking over a barrel, which was under a hole in the roof to collect rain water.The barrel's contents spilled all over her majesty, and Betsy. The hen puffed up its white chest, and walked away. Thirrin was about to go after it, but she then noticd the hen had lft its eggs.

"Stupid bird..." She grumbled as she collected them. She then took a step backward, and slipped on some straw.

"Today is not my day..." She moaned, getting up and grabbibg bit of egg shells out of her hair.

"Not today..."

Review please! I wanna meet other Icemarky fans!