Marik and Malik were back at home after losing the presidential debate. They were flying through the channels on TV when Malik halted Marik to stop.
"What's the matter? Did you see the Oscar Mayer commercial again?" teased Marik
"NO! I saw an election for the Domino City mayors office." Said Malik in distress.
"How long do you think it's been since we ran for president?" asked Malik.
" It has been about a year." Said Marik
"I have an idea!" screamed Malik
"You do! That's an improvement." Marik said sarcastically
" Do you want an Oscar Mayer sandwich in the face?" asked Malik
All of a sudden Marik busted out laughing.
" Why are you laughing?" asked Malik
" No reason you oaf?" Marik said
"Oh o.k. No wait you called me an oaf." Said Malik
Then all of a sudden a sissy fight broke out.
Marik reached for the millennium rod to whack Malik over the head.
"I've got it," said Marik "now for some pain medication since you'll need it."
"Why will I need pain meds for?" asked Malik
"For this." Then Marik hit him over the head with a big whack.
Then Malik saw little dancing women in bikinis around his head.
"Ouch that hurt." Malik said. "Good it was supposed to." said Marik "Do you enjoy bringing pain to me?" asked Malik "Maybe" Marik answeredEnd
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"Get up Malik" said Marik
"Why? It's Saturday, meaning you sleep late." Malik said
"If you don't get up I will be forced too give you an atomic wedgie then through you into the shadow realm" threatened Marik
"I dare you to give me an atomic wedgie. Remember, I was the wedgie champion of 2002-2004 so I can really beat your rear!" Malik explained.
"Do you want too bet on that?" Marik asked, " I was with you. I'm part of you, idiot."
"I want to run for president." Malik said
"Why" asked Marik
Well first you got to run while I was sitting here doing nothing. Second I want a fair shot without you ruining it," replied Malik
"Wait we can't" Marik said
"Why is that?" asked Malik
"We never paid our dues for using the camera." answered Marik
" So, we can erase her memory again," said Malik
You're really a genius but one problem.
I'm a genius! Wait what's the problem?
I broke the millennium rod over your gigantic air filled head.
"…"
Hello is any one there.
Marik continually snapped his fingers in Malik's face
What just happened?
You were in daydream land.
I was? Wow.
Lets get to the studio. Now!
I'll call Seto and tell him to get the limo over here with some cash and drinks over here.
You do that, Marik I'll pack our bags.
Hello, Kaiba corp. is Mr. Seto Kaiba in today?
Yes he is in. Would you like his direct line?
Yes I would like his direct line. This is important business.
Hello, Kaiba corp. Kaiba speaking how may I help you?
Hey Kaiba. It's me Marik.
Oh no.
What was that for? Do you hate us?
YES, I HATE YOU!
Ouch that hurt.
Sorry, what do you want?
We need your help again.
Why is this?
Malik wants to run for president.