HetaOni Fangirls Douga
Hey People! EatSleep here! Since we are obsessed with Hetaoni these days (and probably will be for the rest of our lives…) it seemed fitting to make up song lyrics to express those feelings. Thus we present *drum roll* HETAONI DOUGA! It is set to the song 7 colors of douga.
Disclaimers: I do not own Hetaoni, Hetalia, or the 7 Colors of Douga. Also give credit to HundredPercentHetalian for half of the lyrics. If you ever feel like singing it and posting it on YouTube, make sure you mention us!
Veneziano, I want to fight by you
But why does this stupid screen have to be in my way?
When I first heard of this RPV I admit to some first doubts
It sounded so simple, Objective is to escape
Then I've seen how my friends, were ranting on about it
I decided to give it a try, and see for myself
Time for YouTube!
I saw the first episode and I was quickly dragged in
We typed so many texts about HetaOni
But then came episode 10
And I started crying
Bring some tissues! No they're not enough!
Use a bed sheet and about 15 towels
My parents thought I was a maniac
But why should I care?
TONY! TONY! GO AND DIE! GOAND DIE! X4
We were all so mad
At how badly
Tony hurt everyone, we hated him so much
So we decided
To get revenge on
Tony in a very interesting manner
Take a water bottle and then dump it out
Now draw a Tony face on the front
Write some cuss words on his forehead
Now stampede it with all your heavenly might!
I had a weird dream about a great Tony
I was hammering him on the head with a huge hammer
Ah! How it felt so good
That very instant
I want to do that all again!
Die die die Tony die! Go and die! Why don't
You go and die already?
Can't you see that you have no fans or
Any friends to talk about?
We can't do anything
The creator's sadistic
I want them all to live
To get out alive or I'll cry!
Why's the creator so slow?
I'm getting impatient
About the next episode
About what will happen then
He better not delete
Like the one of RomaHeta
Or we will get quite mad and nuclear bomb his house
The vigorous comments X2
I can barely see the screen
I know that you are just expressing passion
But can't you let me watch in peace?
I have tried to find a way in which
I can't behind the stupid screen
But no matter whatever I try or do I still can't get myself to go into the story!
However if I try my very hardest
I might just succeed and be able to save them finally
EatSleepHetalia
And HundredPercentHetalian are just 2 of the many
Who express their love
By typing numerous fanfictions for others
But still that is all we can do cheer them on
Because we're stuck on this side
(Austria's piano part 1 XD)
So many MADs are on the site of YouTube
So many fans who post their many comments
We should get together and celebrate our bond!
There's just so many of us that love HetaOni
And even more are joining every day
Maybe we should petition for
Microsoft to develop a technology for us
To get behind the screen
Sometimes I cannot fall asleep
As I lay in bed thinking
"Why is this world that I live in so boring and normal?"
We want more action and excitement in this world too
HetaOni teaches us how important our friends are to us
And how we should rely on them and keep loyal
"Get off the computer; you've been on it for 2 hours now,"
"SHUT UP MOM! I'M JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!"
I don't wanna get off here! X2
You will never get me away
All you think is that I'm spoiling my eyesight
I will never get off here! I'll keep hogging the screen
Unless you let me kill Tony
I don't care what you think mom; I will never let the computer go
You can call him Tony or Tommy
Or monster-alien thingy
Or you can make it very simple
And call him a *beeeeep*
But something doesn't change no matter what we call him
That we hate his very guts
And we want him to die!
(FANGIRLS!)
I emailed HetaOni to couple of my other friends (ah ah~)
Next day I see them again and they come running up to me
"OMG that was the awesomest thing I've ever seen!"
I-ta-ly!
The true hero this RPV
I-ta-ly!
You aren't the useless wimp we know anymore
Makes us feel a little sad but
We're so proud of you too
LOVE YOU! X4
I know people stare at me as if I'm insane
When I scream that "I HATE TONY!"
Apologies to people who're named Tony
It's not about you
What is with the facial graphics?
It's such a segregation
But we don't care since it will all get fixed
In episode 15
The mystery solvings that just keeps awing us
It is all thanks to Canada
Or should we call him "Canan" from now on?
The countries that are trapped inside
G8, Prussia and China
Then Spain and Romano jumps in too
Oh my gaw, things just got awesomer!
(Austria's piano part 2 XD)
We all love HetaOni X4
We won't back down we'll keep fighting on
The Fangirls
Let's go get weapons and beat the heck
Out of Tony!
Screen X3 here, I'll give you all of this
My entire allowance, a treat or two
Screen X3 now be a good machine
AND. GET. OUT. OF. MY WAY!
(Crash!)
It's not all Tony's fault
It's also the mansion's fault for existing
We should go in the first world
And burn the mansion to the ground!
Stuff strawberries in the water bottle
With Tony's face drawn on it
Destroy it with everything you've got
Look! It's like Tony's bleeding!
Holy Rome, I saw you in the end of episode 16
I've been waiting for episode 17 since that moment
I admit I shrieked out like a 4-year-old
I didn't think you'll grow up to be that hot!
I think we should get all the fans
To get together in one spot
And attack Tony together
One against one million!
Let's spread fandom of HetaOni
Across this whole entire globe!
Sub it in every single language that exists
Now planet Earth can watch it with us too!
Hetalia after HetaOni
HetaOni after Hetalia
HetaOni after something random
No matter which grouping I try I can't stop crying anyway
(HetaOni X2 Fangirls! X2 HetaOni X2 Fangirls! X2 HetaOni X2 Fangirls! X2 HetaOni X2 FANGIRLS!)
Get a frying pan and a few machineguns
Grab a water faucet and like 15 woks
Baseball bats and sport rackets! Get a poster sword as well!
We'll use the white flag to patch up everyone's wounds!
We all love HetaOni!
We hate Tony like crazy
Let's go attack him all together
(Screen, don't make me use this hammer!)
(Austria's piano part 3 XD)
Everyone~ we will support you guys all the way!
We will never give up our hope
C'mon everyone let's kill Tony!
More and more Fanfics
Get the stupid screen out of the way!
Let's look for ways to get inside
I want to fight with you guys!
We are the mighty Fangirls~!
I pledge: no matter what happens, I'll love HetaOni
No matter how many times we try the screen won't just get out of the way!
Forever, forever we will keep on cheering you guys on!
I feel like getting dozen boxes of tissues (This one and the one on the top goes in the same time)
We want to fight with them
So screen stop being stubborn, and get out of the way!
The last boss we just can't defeat
AKA the stupid screen
I want to go in there
And support everybody until they all survive
But we all know and believe that this is a solid fact
Only thing that will get past
Is everybody's crazy strong passion and love!
HETAONI FANGIRLS! X2