This has been edited. Thought you ought to know.
Percy Jackson has updated his relationship Status to In a Relationship with Annabeth Chase.
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Percy Jackson: Finally figured out how to work Facebook :P
Leo Valdez: Finally Hazel was quicker than you!
Frank Zhang: Leo, she can't even use a computer. How on Gaea will she know how to use Facebook?
Percy Jackson: See Leo :P I'm not the only one
Leo Valdez: ...
In Cabin 6 Annabeth was sighing at the lack of grammar coming from two particular boys. As a daughter of Athena, it was only natural for Annabeth to pick at everything. Her boyfriend could be quite stupid when he wanted to be and although she loved him, at those particular times, all the blonde wanted to do was strangle him. Or swap his brain with a dictionary.
Annabeth grinned as an idea popped into her head. She decided to develop it later and try talk some sense into the idiots with no grammar. Key word there: try. That's why Annabeth had a backup plan in case things went awry.
Annabeth Chase: Is Frank the only one here, currently, who has heard of grammar?
Leo Valdez: No because you yourself
Percy Jackson: Use it
Leo Valdez: 24/
Percy Jackson: 7
Annabeth Chase: Let me rephrase that: Is he the only one, currently, besides me, who has heard of grammar here?
Leo Valdez: When you put it like that
Percy Jackson: Then yes yes he is
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"Leo, do you think we annoyed Annabeth?" Leo looked at Percy, who was lounging on his bunk in Cabin 3, and replied. "Nah, we'll be fine." Percy still looked worried but eventually shrugged it off. He and Leo had been together the whole time, hidden in Percy's Cabin. Percy sighed as he thought of all the things Annabeth may do to him and his 'bro'. Once Annabeth had decided something, not much would change her mind. Being stubborn was one of her greatest aspects since the girl never gave up. She always had a small glimmer of hope which made Percy fall in love all over again. Despite this, everyone agreed on one thing - Annabeth had a brilliantly evil side you did not want to piss off. Back to the task at hand; convincing himself Annabeth wasn't mad at them.
Leo, however, thought that the whole situation was extremely funny. He doubted Annabeth would get angry enough to do any real damage. Of course, that wasn't for him to judge. But he liked to be on top of things and one step ahead of the game. And by game he meant everyone. So by predicting the future he could be on top of the game. If that makes sense.
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Annabeth Chase: Leo Valdez and Percy Jackson I have just bought your Christmas presents. I'm delivering them two months early, so, you're prepared to give me my Christmas present. Be on guard.
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Percy Jackson: What are they Annabeth
Leo Valdez: Why should we be on guard its a Christmas present nothing special
Percy Jackson: Annabeth was being silly like always
Leo Valdez: Shes probably been hanging around with the stolls
Piper McLean: No, she hasn't, she's been hanging with me and Frank because Percy is too busy with his 'bro'.
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Percy Jackson: What bro I havent been hangin around with Tyson just Leo and Jason
Piper McLean: -_-
Leo Valdez: LOOK
Piper McLean: You've annoyed me enough as it is, Valdez. Don't give me a reason to hate you...
Leo Valdez: ITS A RARE FACEBOOK WHALE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES ON THE INTERNET LET US HOPE PIPER MCLEAN DOES NOT KILL IT FOLKS
Piper McLean: I will gut you, Leo, like a fish.
Percy Jackson: You cant gut fish thats disgusting i have friends who are fish there so nice unlike you pipes so dont threten them i thought you were nice pipes instead your rude
Piper McLean: I'll get you as well, Jackson. Let me just polish my dagger, then she can visit your throat!
Leo and Percy looked at each other, shocked, because Piper was rarely this violent. "Erm... I think Piper's mad at us, Percy." Percy narrowed his eyes at Leo, looking at him intensely. "Piper isn't mad at us." He saw Leo breathe a sigh of relief. "She's livid!" Leo looked close to tears. "She's gonna kill me bro, she's gonna kill me." After a few seconds Leo commented, "She's gonna kill you as well." Percy tried thinking of reassuring words from Annabeth that he could relay to Leo. Declaring defeat he looked at his laptop and typed up a new comment. One that would sort out the mess. Well he hoped it would. Piper was most definitely not letting this go if she got that violent.
Percy Jackson: Pipes Jason says hes expecting you to meet him at pinecone faces tree at six in a week for a surprise date tell Annabeth this too please Leo will deal with Chiron and getting us out of camp we werent gonna tell ya yet but ya left us no choice :(
Piper McLean: Really? You're lucky that I approve of your plans. I'm guessing that's why you've been ditching us for your 'bros'. Dates before mates, as I'm always repeating.
Leo Valdez: That stung Beauty Queen
Piper McLean: It was meant to, Repair Boy.
Percy Jackson: #brutal
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"Percy, Piper expects you and Jason to take her and Annabeth on a date you haven't planned. Are you crazy?" Leo asked Percy. Percy smirked and opened a drawer with a few, well-worn hand-made books. The title of one was 'Surprise Dates You Forgot to Plan'. Leo was impressed by how smart Percy was getting – although he would never get anywhere near Annabeth smart. He grabbed the book from Percy, leafing through the first few pages, interested in what Percy had written. There were around a hundred different types of dates in the contents and the pages had obviously been enchanted. The instructions and pointers were written in a neat, calligraphic handwriting. Impressed, Leo read through the many advantages and disadvantages. It took forever, being dyslexic Sometimes, people took Percy for granted and only saw the out side layer. Clearly there was more to him then shown. "Yo, Leo," The addressed looked at Percy. "Want to IM Jason?" Shaking his head, Leo unlocked his phone instead. Scrolling through his contacts, he stopped at the letter 'S'. Clicking the name Sparky, he typed a quick message.
Leo Hot Stuff Mr McShizzle Valdez:
YO YO YO GUESS WHOS BACK?
Sparky:
What Leo? I'm busy?
Leo Hot Stuff Mr McShizzle Valdez:
Me and perce made pipes mad at us so he told her wed all planned out surprise dates for her annabeth when we were having bro time
Sparky:
Be there in an hour.
Leo smirked triumphantly. "He'll be here in an hour, apparently." Sighing in relief, Percy fell backwards on to his bunk, narrowly missing his laptop. "Thank Hades! Just imagine if Piper hadn't believed us and gone on a killing spree!" Leo grimaced at this thought. He imagined what the newspapers would say. Star, Tristan McLeans Daughter Goes On a Psychotic Rage to Find, and Kill, Leo Valdez and His Accomplice, Percy Jackson most likely. Piper McCrazy has a nice ring to it. Leo chuckled to she ever heard Leo say it though... well, Leo didn't want to predict what would happen.
-THAT-LITTLE-ANNOYING-LINE-THAT-BREAKS-STUFF-LIKE-YOUR-HEART-
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Nico di Angelo: When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a Marching Band. Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Frank Zhang.
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"Finally! I've been waiting all week for a song post!" Leo had left Cabin 3 a while ago, and was now leaning against Festus in Bunker 9. Nico had just posted their weekly song post which would turn into a lyric chain. The tradition had started up two months ago when Leo had posted a song he liked. His friends had commented the lyrics simultaneously, giving them this particular idea. So far, it was working out great.
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Percy Jackson: He said "Son when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned."
Leo Valdez: He said "Will you defeat them , your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"
Frank Zhang: "Because one day, I'll leave you, a Phantom, to lead you in the summer."
Jason Grace: "To join the Black Parade!"
Nico di Angelo: Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go.
Percy Jackson: And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the street. And when you're gone, we want you all to know.
Leo Valdez: We'll carry on, we'll carry on. And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
Frank Zhang: Your memory will carry on, we'll carry on, and in my heart I can't contain it, the anthem won't explain it.
Jason Grace: A word that sends you reeling, from decimated dreams. Your misery and hate will kill us all.
Nico di Angelo: So paint it black and take it back. Let's shout it loud and clear. Defiant to the end we hear the call.
Percy Jackson: To carry on, we'll carry on. And though you're dead and gone believe me.
Leo Valdez: Your memory will carry on, we'll carry on. And though you're broken and defeated, your weary widow marches.
Frank Zhang: On and on they carry through the fears. Ooh oh ohhhh. Disappointed faces of your peers.
Jason Grace: Ooh oh ohhhh. Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all.
Annabeth Chase: What on Gaea are you lot up to! 1. You're spouting nonsense, and 2. Leo and Percy are using the correct grammar!
A simultaneous groan came from each of the boys, even if they weren't near to each other. Annabeth had spoiled everything. They had hoped to reach the end of the song this week but the Fates were against them. Yet again. Nico knew Percy would somehow put the blame on him. After all it was quite a long song and someone was bound to ask what was going on eventually. Preferably once they were finished.
Nico di Angelo: We were doing a lyric chain which you broke!
Percy Jackson: To be honest its your fault because this song is fairly long and this week it was your song choice
Nico di Angelo: ...
Percy Jackson: Plus the songs me and Leo choose are better fdxc
Nico di Angelo: 1 MCR IS F***ING AMZING YOU LITTLE S*** 2 fdxc is not a word
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Annabeth Chase: No swearing and Percy has received his Christmas present. And it seems to have knocked him out.
Nico di Angelo: O.o
Percy had been casually typing up his comment that would totally own Nico when he felt like he was being watched. Shrugging it off, Percy fixated his eyes on the laptop before cracking up. Like, literally. A large thick, hardback dictionary (not that he knew it was a dictionary at the time) crashed into the back of his head, causing him to send his unfinished comment as he slumped forward with a little cur in his head.
Annabeth chewed her hair as she stood outside a window of Cabin 3. Percy's Cabin. Hearing the thump, she deemed it safe enough to enter and climbed through the window, hauling her bag through after her. Checking for any injuries her boyfriend may or may not have, she concluded that the small cut on his head wouldn't be an issue. She had headed for his Cabin after interrupting the lyric chain, deciding that if he was ever going to learn to spell and use grammar properly, he would have to start as soon as possible. Comfortably making herself at home, Annabeth typed up one last comment, logged off and opened a thick red hardback book, not unlike the one she had thrown at Percy.
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Nico di Angelo: Do you think Annabeth knocked Percy out?
Frank Zhang: Why on Earth would she do that? He's her boyfriend!
Nico di Angelo: ... -_-
Leo Valdez: An ultra rare Italian wild ghost whale has been spotted on the dark shores of comments in the Facebook area
Nico di Angelo: I've been wondering who my next victim should be for a while.
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Nico di Angelo: He can't hide from me...
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Frank Zhang: We should help him, right?
Frank Zhang: Jason?
Frank Zhang: We should really be helping Leo out right now! Like any decent, or good, friend would do.
Jason Grace: Screw helping him. We need to video it, meet me by Cabin 9 and find a camcorder.
Frank Zhang: If Leo dies, I'm blaming you, and only you.
Jason Grace: Seems legit.
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