Hello there. My name is Bellatrix Lestrange and I am a notorious Death Eater. What is a Death Eater you ask? A Death Eater is a person that serves the Dark Lord. Since I am already insane, I would like to create a guide so you can be just as insane as I am. There are many ways to become insane as you will see in this guide. It is not as easy as it seems so follow these directions carefully.

1. Learn about the Dark Arts: Do some research. Read some books study them. Master the dark spells and potions. Find a person that you hate to practice them on.

2. Join the Death Eaters: Find someone that is already in the Death Eaters and let them hook you up. Pledge your allegiance to the Dark Lord. Get branded with the Dark Mark on your left forearm. Kill and torture for the Dark Lord. Follow the Dark Lord's every order. Torture two famous aurors into insanity.

3. Go to Azkaban for your cause: If you have completed the last step, you must have landed yourself in Azkaban. Don't worry, dealing with the dementors gets easier every day. All you have to do is keep your Occlumency shields up. Do not give the Azkaban guards the satisfaction of screaming in pain. If they insult you, insult them back.

4. Kill your own cousin: If you have followed the previous step, then you have broken out of Azkaban with the Dark Lord. Meet the Potter brat and his friends at the Ministry. Battle your niece and win. When your cousin hexes one of you fellow Death Eaters, apparate in front of him. The Avada Kedavra curse should do nicely for you.

5. Help Make an Unbreakable Vow: When you have a little sister like mine, you need to follow this step carefully. Follow your sister to Snape's house. Once there, go through all his stuff until he tells you to put it down. Call him a coward and make him swear to the Unbreakable Vow.

6. Create chaos at the Weasley House: Apparate there in a ball of flames and taunt the Potter brat. Run away screaming "I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black." Hide in the crops. When you see Greyback appear, hiss at him and disapperate to the Weasley House to cause more chaos.

By this time, you should be insane enough to pass as me. If you are not, read this list over again. If you are still not insane enough, contact me at MM. If you really mean business, you will findot what MM stands for.

I hope this helps,

Bellatrix Lestrange (nee' Black)