*Remember this is a world where only men 'excist' and women (and girls) are cell phones. Also remember that most of this story is mine, but i had gotten the idea from an IchiRuki doujinshi on YT.*
Boomer sighed, his always half lidded bored eyes, staring off into space. He had taken his lazy ass to the (n/cp/s) to get a protective case (clothes) for his cell phone. Instead his cell phone decided to shop for herself.
"KYAAA!" She squealed, her blonde pig tails bouncing up and down. She wasn't naked, no, not like when a guy got a cell phone. They were naked. But Bubbles (as she named herself) was dressed in Boomer's clothes, a dark blue long-sleeved shirt and long black loose jeans. The clothes were a size bigger than her (considering her small size for a cell phone.)
Bubbles bounced up and down looking at the various selections of cases. She skimmed down the different types of cases until she stopped at one. Her blue eyes delated, and her mouth was slightly open.
This was the one.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Immediatley Boomer burst inside the store, and looked for his dear cell phone. He spotted her jumping up and down, holding some clothing in her hand. Boomer took a step towards her, but she, not even noticing him there, ran into one of the changing rooms.
Boomer's eye twitched in irritation, and stuffed his hands in his pockets again. He leaned against the wall of the store and waited for Bubbles to come out. A few minutes had passed, before Bubbles came out in her new case.
Now it was Boomer's turn to gape. He felt heat rush to his cheeks, and his head about to explode from the amount of blood. "W-what are you..?" Bubbles giggled at his reaction. She was wearing a bunny suit.
No. Not that type of bunny suit. Perverts. She wore a baby blue strapless dress, ruffles at the end of the dress, and bunny paws on her hands and feet. Both of her pigtails were tied up in small baby blue bows, and on her head was a bunny headband. On her back there was a large square cut out, showing her bare back, and on her butt was a small white bunny tail.
"What do you think?" she giggled, twirling around. Boomer nearly fainted, but he kept his ground and turned away. "Tch. It doesn't matter. Are you done yet?" Bubbles nodded, never losing her smile. Boomer went up to the cashier and handed him the blondes left the store and headed home.
The entire way back, Boomer wouldn't stop staring and Bubbles.