Gummy Bear

Watari had arrived to the library of the Judgment Bureau early in the morning. Logging on to the computer, he quickly began his research for the ingredients of a new potion. After many hours with no luck, Watari decided to take a break and log on to youtube.

"Hmm?" Watrari mused, clicking on a link, "What's this?"

Oh I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky, gummy bear
I'm a jolly bear
'Cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a moving, grooving, jamming, singing, gummy bear

"It's kinda catchy." Watari mused when Tsuzuki sat down next to him.

"What's that?" Tsuzuki asked.

Watari looked at the screen briefly.

"It's the Gummy Bear song." He began nodding his head along with the music and singing.

Three times you can bite me
gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear

"You're right!" Tsuzuki laughed, "It is catchy." He then joined Watari in singing the song.

Oh yea
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear

After Watari and Tsuzuki had logged off of the computers and went back to the meeting room, they were still singing that song. Tatsumi gave them a weird look but otherwise ignored their strange antics. Hisoka, who was reading quietly in the corner, paid them no notice at all.

When Watari and Tsuzuki had been singing the song for a good twenty minutes, Tatsumi slowly started to hum along with them. Shortly after, Hisoka started humming as well. Eventually Tatsumi started full out singing and the words in Hisoka's book began to transform into the song lyrics and he began to see gummy bears dancing along the pages.

Oh I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jolly bear
Cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a moving, grooving, jamming, singing, gummy bear

After a few more hours of singing the Gummy Bear song, an evil glint came into Tatsumi's eyes. As a maniacal grin came onto his face, he slowly pulled out his butcher knife.

"They will pay for this," he muttered as he crept up behind Watari and Tsuzuki, holding the knife high above his head.

When the singing duo was disposed of, Tatsumi relaxed and sank back into his chair, thankful for the quiet.

"Ba ba be do be do be yum yum."

The End

A/N: This is what happens when I am deprived of caffeine. I know this one's bad but, my friend made me put it up. Anyway, R&R! I don't care if they're flames. I know I deserve it for this one. Most of the time I didn't even know what I was writing.

Crimson