One day Eminem woke up and smelled his mum's spaghetti. He was like 12 at the time, so he still lived with his mummy. He was working on one of his newest songs called dad's lasagna, but his mum wanted him to the table now.
Eminem got out of his chair (he teleported from his bed to chair and started writing Dad's lasagna), and went into his mum's dining room. She said "I got my spaghetti, my knees are weak and arms are heavy."
"Oh really? I'm not afraid to take a stand, everybody come take my hand." Eminem replied with
"K" said his mum.
After Eminem ate his mum's spaghetti, he looked out the window and saw all the other rappers were black (besides Macklemore but nobody cared about him because he was always riding his moped). Eminem was sad because blacks don't like whites, because they say their lives matter but they don't say whites matter. Eminem turned over to his mum and said "Mum why am I white?"
"Cus son I had sexi tiem with another white guy and I was white, so you're white, white do jew caer honey?"
"Cuz I ish rappaer mum and all da other rappaers aer blek." replied Eminem. "Oh hunny poop, ur blek on the inside you lil fajit."
"Mum dunt call me fajit, r u rachist?"
"K" said Mum spaghetti. So M&M went out to talk to the gangsters and yelled "Hey yo nikkas y u no liek white ppl?" frozen water cube went up to Eminem and slapped him and said "Dunt jew evur say niqqa agaen you donkey." then Piggy said "We dunt h8 whites m8 we jus h8 it when they sai nicca you fukin crapper."
"Ou am surry 4 saying nijja."
"It k, u can hang ut with us noa, ur not an fajit."
And so they all lived happily ever after, besides Macklemore because no-one liked his moped.