This intentionally terrible ficlet was written by team member Sharmila:
Introduction:
Hi, I'm Kairi's lost sister, Kya! I have long hair like Kairi's, but it's black! I wear something similar to what Kairi wears, but it's in gryeen. I wield four Keyblades and Sora is my secret lover! I'm actually a Nobody AND a Heartless.
Story:
One day, I was roaming in darkness with my buddy, Riku and confessed his love for me! Then, right then and there, we did a magical thing in the corador of dakness. *gigglegiggle*
Now, I have two children!
The light child is named Soron, and the other one Rikku!
Then, I met up with Namine and she said I'm linked with Kingdom Hearts.
I took my four keyblades and continued to stab her, because I was a Heartless!
And Heartless hates the Nobodies!
Then, I went to Yen Sin, and he told me I was the true Keyblade wielder!
And then we had a magical time in his tower thingy. *gigglegiggle*
Then, I had another child named Kair...Tyra.
When Kya left the building, she bumped into Mickey! He was holding a Keyblade. Mickey gave Kya a smile and told her that he sense pure light within her heart and she was to save all worlds from darkness!
Kya was so happy and she did cartwheel flips into the darkness and appeared in Twilight Town!
Kya met her OTHER nobody self! Kya then started to remember her dark past! She clutched her head and fell on her knees! Then, Heartless Ansem came and told her she was the seed from Riku. And that he wanted to posess her heart! And then, begore Ansem could posess Kya, Sora appeared and struck Ansem's pride down!
Ansem was like: "Gurrrrrlpppp!"
Them, Ansem fell on his knees and died!
Sora turned to Kya and asked if she was OK!
She said she feels faint!
So, Sora lifted her up, bridal style!
And took her to the "haunted" mansion!
And when he did, he met Roxas!
Roxas said that Kya and Sora were his original form!
But, Roxas had a thing for Sora! Kya got jealous!
Roxas tried to express how he felt about Sora, but Sora said he was straight edge and loved Kairi and Kya!
Roxas got all said and called Axel up on his cell phone! Axel came over and rubbed his shoulder! Kya rubbed Sora's shoulder! Axel said to Roxas that they shall have a flame-y night of their lives, and dragged him out of the room into Vexen's Night Club.
Sora turned to Kya and asked, "How are my babies?"
And Kya said: "She forgot she had them."
And then, the babies of light and darkness appeared and chocked the life out of Sora! Kya watched.
Riku appeared and said!...
"How is my dark baby child?"
And Kya said it's choking the life out of your best friend.
Riku laughed DARKLY.
Riku turned into his dark form and picked Kya up in his arms!
Kya said yaaaaay.
And then they continued on to their adventures.
Doctor Dolittle did Kya know that she would be faceing her worst fear yet...
A place so dark and cold...
A place where light and dark rul- Atlantica.