Kipper Dies!
WUNS UPON A TIM KIPPER WENT ON A WORK FROO A FORIST. HE SOR A FAIRY. HELLOW FAIRY SED KIPP-
AGGGGRRRRRRR! That story is awful! Here's a better one:
A long time ago, in the mystical wastelands of the planet earth in the 39th century, an evil monster called Kipper terrorized the area. The talking dog completely devastated the entire country. Finally, the army general, Jon Painter told his soldiers to send out a distress call. But when the ones who intercepted it appeared in the sky, it turned out they were not the ones the general had expected. They identified themselves as mutants, who had fought a neutron war and needed battle machines to survive-Daleks. Now, the general could tell they were hostile, but had no tactical information. His troops scanned 40 Daleks in a shuttlecraft 65 feet into orbit and were coming into land. Jon Painter got a force of 8000 men, who he thought could deal with the Daleks.
Upon landing, battle commenced. In 3 minutes all the troops (including the general) were dead, thanks to 20 special weapons Daleks in the strike force. The Daleks then approached Kipper (who was crushing a town) and blasted him to smithereens. Yep, that annoying dog from T.V was a gonner. And the Daleks-I'll let the child finish the story- lived…
HAPPLY EVER AFTER. DEE END.
P.S Jon Painter didn't really die- he recovered after the Daleks had left with a few other troops and lived to protect the earth from the evil killer droids created by Balamory. (He fought Balamory too.)
By: Sidney.