Me: yo, whats up pplz.
Kiba: crazy lady (secnarf) does no own Naruto, altho if the actual owner of naruto wanted to be kind enough to give it to her (kiba's thoughts: NO, DONT GIVE IT TO HER, DONT, SHE'S EVIL!!!!!) for her birthday, she'd like that.
"Whoa, this is perfect." A certain blondie said to himself.
Naruto had finally arrived in New York, and was currently moving into his new apartment in Manhattan, New York. In an hour he was gonna have to go to the new building he was gonna work at as the new photographer. So he started to move the bigger stuff (i.e. the bed, the couch, the tv, ect…) as he stumbled about trying to find a good place for everything.
One hour later…..
"Shit!!!! I'm late!!!
Naruto dashed out of his apartment and out of the building. And while our favorite little blondie is running like the devil is on his heels, I suppose I should take some time to enlighten somethings about little naru-chan.
Something you're gonna notice about our little naru-chan is that if it's not loud, always in a hurry, rude, and the ultimate uke, it's obviously not Naruto. Naruto has always and always will be a very loud person.
Naruto burst through the doors of the building and ran face first into someone's chest.
"Ow! Watch where you're going dobe!" the stanger hissed.
"ExCUSE me, your bastardness, and by the way my name isn't dobe! Where do you think you get off on calling me dobe, but fortunatly for you, I'll forgive you this time because I don't have time to waste on you because I'm late, so please move yourself!"
" do you know who I am?"
"Uh no, and I really don't care, so good bye." Naruto said before he dashed off.
Naruto sat down in the chair across his new bosses desk. He had been told to wait there until the man came, but even though he'd been out of school for 2 years now it still felt like he was in trouble and had to wait for the principal to come scold him. Naruto grin at the thought and lost himself in old memories of all the little pranks he pulled in his school days.
" Ahem"
"Oh shit!!!!!" Naruto exclaimed as he was shoved out of his fantasy land, while keeping his head down he said, "sorry, I lost myself in my thoughts."
"Well I cant say it's a pleasure to see you again, but it is a bit amusing." The man said
Naruto looked up in confusion and immediately regretted it. Sitting in his new boss's chair was the man he bumped into earlier.
'Oh shit!'
The man smiled and said," well seeing that our last run in didn't turn out very well, I really hope this one will go a whole lot smoother."
Which Naruto translated what the man said into "since you were rude the first time we met, I suggest you start kissing my ass."
Naruto stood up, bowed, and said," I'm Uzumaki Naruto, it a please to meet you, please take care of me." He said that without anything extra, he didn't call him a bastard, and he didn't yell at him. It was quite amusing to his new boss too, ther man had a feeling that this attractive little blonde would be fun.
me: i dont know who i should make the boss be:( it makes me so saaaaaaaaaaaaaad, and emooooooooooooooo!
Kakashi: how about this, i'll give you a great suggestion for the boss. Are you ready for it...the boss should be...ME!
Sasuke: Um, no, the boss should be played bye me. dont think naruto wants someone old enought to be his GRANDFATHER to be in his pants!
me: cencensored images of naruto and kakashi um, kakashi might be a good idea wipes up drool
me: but its up to the people!!!!! so tell me what pairings you guys want!
