The Diaries of YuGiOh!

by Marik's Dark Queen

Summary: Let's read the dairies of the YuGiOh people…

Disclaimer: You will never believe it but I don't own YuGiOh! It's true!

Seto's Diary,

"Ah! Must work! No time for coffee! No time for breakfast! No time for anything! Only work! Mmm… I wonder what Mokuba is doing… I haven't seen him for days… maybe he visited grandma…or maybe he got kidnapped again…oh well, I just have to wait for the call…"

Yami's Diary,

"Who am I? Where do I come from? Why am I here? Where do I go? What is my purpose in life? Where is Yugi? I need my pills again…too much thinking isn't good for 5000 year-old spirit…"

Ryou's Diary,

"Why doesn't anybody eat my cakes? I spend so much time baking them! And nobody notices my home-knitted sweaters anymore…sniff, sniff"

Yugi's Diary,

"Good morning dear diary! It's a perfect day to save the world and kill the baddies! Let's begin! But I have to help grandpa first before I transform into the spirit of a dead pharaoh, and where's my leather? (hihi! And people actually think that I am an innocent little schoolboy!)"

Marik's Diary,

"Shadow Realm! Muahahahaha! The world will be mine now! Or when I finish washing the dishes…that Ishizu woman is more evil than me! Look what she makes me, the future pharaoh of the world do!"

Malik's Diary,

"It's been two months since I kidnapped little Mokuba and Kaiba hasn't noticed yet! What else must I do? And this kid is driving me mad! Always asking for weird suspicious things like a rope, a knife, a map of my evil lair, a phone, pizza…mmm…maybe he is planning something…"

Mokuba's Diary,

"Just one more thing and I'll escape! These classes on "How to Escape When you get Kidnapped by Evil Villains" are very useful indeed…"

Bakura's Diary,

"Oooh! Is that gold? Sweet! I'll steal it! He he! This mall place is fun! I stole candy too! One for me and one for Ryou!"

Mai's Diary,

"Makeup is my life! Woohoo! I'll buy it all!"

Serenity's Diary,

"I wonder if Joey knows of my plans for today! Of course he doesn't because I haven't told anyone! I'll first go for lunch with Ryou and then at the arcade with Yugi and then for dinner with Tristan and then clubbing with Duke and then I'll just sleep with Seto! Having so many boyfriends is splendid!"

Tristan's Diary,

"Serenity will be mine! Muaahaha! (maybe Marik and Bakura didn't have a positive affect on him…) Oh well! Time for ballet class!"

Joey's Diary,

"I've been searching for the perfect doghouse for hours and I still can't find anything! Doghouses are evil! When I find the perfect one I will go camp in front of Kaiba's house. If he wants a puppy-dog then he will have a puppy-dog! Is it too much to ask for?"

Tea's Diary,

"Oh lovely friends! Ahh! What's that! Purple monsters of doom are hunting me!"

Duke's Diary,

"Girls! I've had enough of them! It's time to confess my one true love! Weevil I love you!"

Weevil's Diary,

"What's that little bug? Say it again please…buzzzz…"

Mako's Diary,

"I smell like fish! It is true! After 12 years I realized why no girl likes me! Doesn't matter though…there's always Tea…"

The End!

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