A/N: This is just a bunch of random drabbles about Scarfy, Sorty and life in AVPM/S Hogwarts. Just to fill the time in between when I update my actual stories, and when I have no inspiration to write stuff that isn't short and (hopefully) entertaining. This story will be updated at least once a week, or more if I need to get some writing steam out of me.
As for AVPE (A Very Pottermore Experience), I haven't updated yet and I'm sorry, but I really want to put up a chapter that is good and that you guys will enjoy because you guys are all totally awesome for liking that story! I promise to try and update soon. Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy 'The Lives of Scarfy and Sorty'.
P.S. Normal is Sorty, Bold is Scarfy, and Italics is Harry Potter, in case you didn't figure it out.
Start of another school year, eh Scarfy?
Oh, don't remind me. I'm so over sorting those little bastards.
Well, we've got that Harry Freakin' Potter this year.
Who?
Harry Potter.
Er….
You don't know who Harry Potter is?
Nope.
Saved the wizarding world as a baby, defeated Voldemort?
Not ringing a bell…
Honestly, Scarfy!
Tell me something about him that I care about.
The metrosexual kid.
Oh! Yeah.
Really, Scarfy?
You don't know who I am?
Who are you and why are you intercepting our notes?
I saw a bunch of notes flying between two rooms, so I caught one. You see, I'm already awesome at being a Seeker.
Wait, who are you again?
Harry Potter.
Harry who?
We just went through this, Scarfy!
I told, you I'm so over these little bastards!
I'm still here, you know.
…I'm sorry, who are you again?